Monday, 28 May 2018

Reading Cerebus #22: Issue 19

Hi, Everybody!

Right!

First, Thursday, June 7th Comiclink. You. Dave Sim. All your money.
Wow! What a NEAT design! You can get it on a T-Shirt here.
Second, speaking of T-Shirts, I've set up a webstore for A Moment of Cerebus, where you can get the New AMOC logo on all sorts of stuff.

This one, created by Ben Hobbs
Right here. All profits get split 50/25/25 between Dave, Ben, and me (I'm only keeping a quarter to cover paying the tax man.)

Just imagine how groovy you'll look at the San Diego Comic Con, or S.P.A.C.E., or your niece's bat mitzva in an "official" A Moment of Cerebus T-Shirt. ("Who the fug is Matt D?" "What the fug's a 'Cerebus'?" "Really Jeff? What the fug is wrong with you? What part of 'black tie' was unclear?" It'll be great.)

And there'll be a "retro" "Tim W's A Moment of Cerebus" shirt coming for all of you who like "the earlier, funnier" AMOC and want everybody to know. (Tim has graciously said that he wants his quarter of the profits to go to Dave. Because he's a gentleman, and better than me...)

Third, "Hey kids! What time is it?"
"Aw shit! It's Reading Cerebus time!"
Man the 90s were fucking weird...
Kevin Kimmes:

Welcome back to “Reading Cerebus”, a some-what new (mostly) weekly column here at A Moment of Cerebus. The goal of this column is to bring a fresh perspective to the 300-issue saga of Cerebus as I read through the series for the first time and give my insights into the longest running independent comic book series of all time. Think of this as part book club, part lit-crit, and part pop culture musing. Let’s continue.

"She-Devil In The Shadows" - Cerebus #19
Cerebus #19: "She-Devil In The Shadows"
With the merchants baubles now safely in Cerebus possession, Cerebus and Graus head to Togith to see how many warriors their 100 pounds of jewelry will buy them. However, it doesn't take long for Graus to become more of a liability than an asset as he is drawn in by a fortune teller, who it is implied is turning tricks on the side.

Courtesy CerebusDownloads.com home of the Cerebus Chess set
Two Sides To Every Story

While Cerebus impatiently waits for his spoils to be totaled up, Lord Gorce sets about building an army to take Fluroc back from Cerebus and the T'Gitans. He quickly cuts a deal to gain the support of the armies of Seaf in exchange for favors to be granted after Gorce unseats Lord Julius as the leader of Palnu.

With this bit of dirty work accomplished, Gorce then sends the word out to double the pay of those who swear exclusive loyalty to him, while those who remain loyal to Commander Sarte are to be executed. Something wicked this way comes!

Curse your inevitable betrayal CerebusDownloads.com!
If You Know What It's Worth Then There's No Fun In Cheating You
Finally sitting down with the Duke of Agerden, Cerebus finds out that most of the jewelry is worthless in trading for troops due to a glut of jewelry in the market and troops trading at a surplus:

"Everyone...I mean everyone...seems to be having a war right now..."


One piece, however, does have some value: the owl seen in last issue. As we find out it has a twin and would command a sum of money if sold as a pair. The twin idol resides with a Master Hortne who lives in the basement of The Brugel Arms Tavern. Two problems: Everyone who has entered Hortne's residence in the past few weeks hasn't returned, and Hortne isn't who he claims to be.


You Again
Gathering the required armaments and placing a 20:1 bet on himself, Cerebus enters the gloom only to encounter...Red Sophia? Locked in deadly combat, Cerebus quickly notices a door in the distance and uses it to break from the conflict before him. Behind that door he finds "Hortne" who is actually none other than Sophia's father, Henrot (see, Dave mixed up the letters, a technique that will be used countless times in future creative efforts such as the use of "Nilbog" in Troll 2).


Henrot proceeds to explain how "Geet-a" (Borealan for "She-Of-The-Foul-Mouth-And-Dynamite-Knockers") came to be a surrogate for his daughter, but soon became a guard dog that even he lost control of.


Cerebus' anger winds up being the key to his escape as he concocts a plan escape using Henrot's Gerbies against Geet-a, but before his escape he needs that damn owl, the one Henrot melted down a long time ago. As a favor to Cerebus, Henrot fashions a temporary owl, which will cease to exist in six months, more than enough time for Cerebus to get what he needs from it.

Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down

With the quest at hand complete, Cerebus goes to retrieve his and Graus' packs from the fortune teller, but the fortune teller has other plans. The issue ends with Cerebus out cold and Graus in possession of a note to bring to Gudre. Good night, sweet earth-pig, good night.


Final Thoughts

There is a cool use of duality throughout this issue's story. We get the two commanders trying to each raise forces in an escalating conflict. We get Red Sophia's "sister". We get twin owls.

These long form story issues are really hitting home with me as we are seeing more world building and character development which was mostly absent in the early stand alone stories. It really feels like Dave has hit his stride in creating his opus.

Join me back here next week as I take a look at issue 20, "Mind Games".


Currently Listening To: Rhythm Devils - The Apocalypse Now Sessions

Kevin Kimmes is a lifelong comic book reader, sometime comic book artist, and recent Cerebus convert. He can be found slinging comics at the center of the Multiverse, aka House of Heroes in Oshkosh, WI.

Sunday, 27 May 2018

"T.L.:D.R." The Genesis Question Part five

Hi, Everybody!

If it's Sunday, it's Meet The Pres...um, I mean, Dave Sim and "The Genesis Question":

1 April 18

Hi Matt!

You must be running out of my Biblical commentaries along about now. So…
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2 March 14

Hi Troy and Mia!

Mr. Ross' further citations for Chapter Three:

Touching the Almighty, we cannot find Him out: he excellent in power, and in judgement, and in plenty of justice: he will not afflict.   Job 37:23

This is a very difficult theology to actually believe and have faith in and yet I think it is as close to irrefutable as theology gets.  "We cannot find Him out".  Period. He's God.  Our brains are not large enough or intricate enough to come close to comprehension of him. 

Beyond "excellent", considering the scope of His nature, the only real hope any of us have is that he is perfect in power and in judgement and that, beyond "plenty" of justice, God is Justice itself.  "He will not afflict" is, likewise, difficult to believe as theology, particularly when we are certain that we are looking at affliction and looking at the afflicted or when we feel ourselves to be afflicted in some way. 

Affliction is an illusion for the God-fearing.  We are not afflicted. We afflict ourselves both individually and collectively and we follow in sequence generation upon generation upon generation that have likewise afflicted themselves -- and us -- individually and collectively.  That's the price of free will.  We get to choose but we also have to suffer the consequences of those choices.

The consequences don't go away. They can only be channeled into our own future and the future of others, inherited, ameliorated mostly through God's undeserved kindness of which none of us are worthy, repented of, atoned for and, ultimately, lifted off of us by God if He determines us to be worthy of His undeserved kindness (an inherent contradiction demonstrating God's mercy:  His kindness is always undeserved so none of us are worthy of it).

Since God is Justice in and of Himself there is no Court of Appeal.  We inhabit His perfect clockwork mechanism intended for us.  If the clock isn't working, that's because we've chosen to be sand in its gears instead of keeping the mechanism smoothly oiled.

Even violent, to us inexplicable and painful death is just another form of atonement, I think:  endure this now and it's like getting thousands of years of time off for good behaviour.  We see death as an end however much our theology tells us that it is actually just the beginning.  If we were able to see death and pain accurately, I think, we would have a much better understanding of both and be less inclined to inaccurately accuse God of afflicting us.  God always means the best possible for us, but often that means backing Him into a corner where only an inexplicable, violent and painful death can offer us hope for the next world.  Which we can't come near to understanding until we actually get there and see what the genuine structure of Reality -- as opposed to our "reality" -- is.

This was in beginning toward the God (2)
All through him came to be, and apart from him came to be not-however one.  Which has come to be (3)
in him life was, and the life was the light of the men (4)  John 1:2-4

I've included John 1:2 and 1:4 because it's hard to see 1:3 as a stand-alone instruction. 

The original Koine Greek, it seems to me, conveys a different sense than do the later translations.  I find this a troubling aspect of most Christian theology: the preference for the incomplete thought as long as it has a couple of "happy words" in it instead of the overall sense of what is being expressed.  It does tend to complicate things but amputating the overall gist of something in order to make it less complicated -- well, I don't think it does Christianity any great favours.

So let's start back at John 1:1:  "In beginning was the word, and the word was toward the God and God was the word."  You could write a book on what it does to the meaning to capitalize the different nouns in the sentence.  "Word" is often capitalized, but I think that's inaccurate.  If you capitalize it, you Deify it and you run into the problem of "joining gods with God" -- the primary indictment of men by God's revelation in the Koran -- at the outset.  The Word isn't God, the word is God's -- "toward the God", aligned with God, serving God's purpose.  God did not begin life as The Word, that would make The Word pre-existent to God, the parent to God.  The word, god, expresses God when it is capitalized.  That's why the word was in the beginning:  a means of giving a name, imperfectly, to what God was and is.  It's the beginning of God's creation, not God Himself.  God, by definition, doesn't have a beginning.  He either has always existed or He isn't God. 

"All through him came to be" personalizes the act of creation.  God's word, a "him" sets creation in motion.  This is "the father" (as opposed to The Father) that the Jesus of John's Gospel continually refers to.  The word isn't God and the father isn't God.  The word and the father are the means by which God sets creation in motion.  Thus everything that is comes into being subsequent to, first, God, then God's word which is the "father" the progenitor of everything that we see and know as having been physically incarnated. 

"and apart from him came to be not-however one." 

There's a double meaning there, I think, in the hyphenated Koine Greek term:  "And apart from him came to be not one" AND "And apart from him came to be however one."  This, it seems to me, expresses the concept of the meschiach, the messiah, which I believe the Jesus of John's Gospel to have been.  He is, simultaneously, the "not one" and the "however one". 

"in him life was and the life was the light of the men"

It wasn't the word and it wasn't the "father" it was the ideal creation.  Entirely subordinate to God and doing God's will and the work God gave him to do -- but not yet.  The "not-however one" is held in abeyance from the beginning of creation until his presence in the world is required as a template and a comparison:  basically God saying, "Okay, if you were all subordinate to me and obedient to me from the moment when I created with world or -- fallback position for your own epoch -- when I created Adam, this is what you would have been like."  Seminally, this is what is always going to happen.  Every sun, every planet, every asteroid, every comet, every galaxy, I infer, is issued a "not one" who is also a "however one" when they come into being.  Eventually the "not one" and the "however one" incarnates, like a living report card.  Here, here is how you are doing.  We killed ours.  Which certainly suggests to me a "D-minus" at best.  Considering where we have collectively gone from there?  Probably a collective "F". 

Every man was -- and is -- created with that "light" inside of him.  There is nothing exceptional about the meschiach in terms of content, just in what he chose to do with that content.  He fully developed the light he was given and so was able to instruct, to understand, to explain, to heal, to give life to the dead.  The Jesus of John's Gospel doesn't do anything that Elisha didn't do in 2 Kings, but Elisha isn't the meschiach, we all pretty much agree. 

according as he chose us in him before throwing down of world, to be us holy and unblemished down in sight of him in love  Ephesians 1:4

Well, yes.  Incoherent as I find Paul to be most of the time, this strikes me as someone trying to express the above while drowning in a sea of "D-minus" and "F" folks.  The "not one" and "however one" comes with a lot of equipment.  John the Baptist being a good example.  He isn't the "not one" and "however one" and says that explicitly.  But he is sent to bear witness about the "not one" and "however one".  He is the voice of one crying in the wilderness -- ONE crying in the wilderness, that's how bad the situation has gotten when it comes to true obedience to God.  And Paul follows in that tradition:  the only one enunciating the eternal verities.

I'd take issue with the idea that Christ Jesus, the meschiach, "chose us in him" but I certainly can't refute it.  That's way out of the scale of human speculation. The Jesus of John's Gospel was created by God for a specific purpose -- to be "not one" and "however one" simultaneously.  The apostles, I assume, were the apostles before they became the apostles.  Anyone who became part of the narrative were fated to become part of the narrative.  That is, I don't think there was a "Plan B" Simon Peter.    They enacted what they were going to enact, in the same way that from the time that the sun made the choices that would make it a single star instead of a binary star, the earth existed implicitly.  The earth just further enacted the choices the sun already made. 

"to be holy and unblemished", well, yes, that's what I think is the implicit promise of the meschiach.  Here's a demonstration of what "the holy and the unblemished" looks like, acts like and does.  You're not supposed to worship him, you're supposed to be like him, to be as much like him as you are capable of being.  Everything goes a lot better for you as an individual and for you as a society if you choose to do that.  But it's your choice. 

who is image of the God the invisible, firstborn of all creation, because in him it was created the all in the heavens and upon the earth, the visible and the invisible, whether thrones or lordships or governments or authorities; the all through him and into him it has been created Colossians 1:15-16

This is counterintuitive, to say the least.  How can something be an image of something that's invisible?  And yet that seems to be the obvious point of the successive incarnation.  God pre-exists and then comes the word which is "toward the God".  It expresses God's nature imperfectly but it's "toward" the God:  it's over in that direction as far as we can get with our simplified physically incarnated brains and "limited perception" brains. 

I don't think this is accurate because it suggests that Christ Jesus is the firstborn of all creation and that appears to violate the sequence of God, the word -- which is the light of the men -- and the "father".  I think all of those needed to exist before you could create the seminal obedient subject -- the "not one" and "however one".  "Thrones or lordships or governments or authorities" I think is a dog's breakfast of tangentially-related subjects which illustrate the need for John 1:  to get the sequence of creation straight.  "Thrones", "lordships", "governments" and "authorities" are corruptions, plain and simple -- the attempt to usurp God's place as Sole Authority.  "YHWH God" is translated as "Lord God" for that same reason:  to attempt to establish that the Lord is God.  God is Our Lord but the YHWH isn't God. 

It's the reason that the meschiach -- the "not one" and "however one" -- is called King of Kings and Lord of Lords.  It's an attempt -- to me an imperfect and needlessly confusing attempt -- to try to merge human vanity (thrones, lordships, governments and authorities) with the Actual Order of Things.  In short: be as much like the Jesus of John's Gospel as you can and be as little like the "YHWH God" as you can.  As simple a distinction as between "obedience to God" and "disobedience to God" as you can get.

2 Timothy 1:9    Titus 1:2

I just noticed that Mr. Ross cited these last week, so I won't address them again.

To faith we are minding to have been adjusted down the ages to saying of God into the not out of ____s appearing the ____s being looked at to have occurred  Hebrews 11:3

Paul, it seems to me, is always TRYING to express the simpler view…and, as always, I give create credit to Christians, historically, for taking passages like this and making them into a guiding credo. 

I would respectfully suggest that it would be worthwhile to examine Hebrews 11:3 at length in this form and draw your own conclusions as to what, specifically, it is saying, rather than checking to see what the popular translation has it as saying. Personally, I found it completely incoherent and couldn't begin to suggest what it might be saying because it doesn't seem to be saying anything:  it's just a batch of "happy words" that appear to have great meaning to Paul.   

One of the problems, I'm sure, is the "compound terms" of Koine Greek.  In this passage, "we are minding", "to have adjusted down", "being looked at" and "to have occurred" are all single Greek terms. 

The Interlinear translates it as "By faith we perceive that the systems of things were put in order by God's word, so that what is beheld has come to be out of things that do not appear."  The KJV has it as "Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear."  Which, it seems to me, express two very different ideas (at LEAST two!)  and which, it seems to me, both mistranslate "to saying" as "the word" when there are very different Greek terms for each.  VERY theologically suspect considering how specific John's Gospel is in using the term "the word" in a very specific theological context and sequence.

Okay, back to Chapter Three, per se, having made it through Mr. Ross' biblical citations. 

Best,

Dave  

Next Time: This, continued...

Saturday, 26 May 2018

TL:DR: Meditations On The Cerebus Chess Set

Hi, Everybody!

So when I took over this joint, Editor Emeritus Tim W. had a few posts in the "Kitty". I asked Dave what he wanted me to do with them, and he said I could run them.  He also said:

Ol' McVanaheim was a joke I put on the cover sheet of my Fax to Dave. "Ol' McVanaheim's Farm "We have Aardvarks!"
A wise man once said, "It is easier to ask for forgiveness then permission," and I'm of the "I do what I want, don't JUDGE me" school, so here's George's fax to Dave:
If he didn't want me to run this, he shouldn't have started selling the chess pieces...
All that being the preamble to:
Too Long: Didn't Read:
MEDITATIONS ON CEREBUS THE CHESS SET ULTIMATE SNOOZE FEST #1 (from, I think 2014? It's why I wanted to know what Dave wanted me to do with it...)
Dave Sim:
I'm going to leave it up to Tim W. as to how often he runs these installments of what I'm sure CEREBUS TV would aptly describe as a "snooze fest". Don't blame me, Tim, if you run them too close together -- or all at once -- and your viewership suddenly flat-lines.
It was naive of me to think that I could just tell George that I thought CEREBUS THE CHESS SET was a great idea... but that I wouldn't be able to participate, personally, to any great extent. The buck stops here, particularly when I get a proposed "line-up" from George which originated with Margaret Liss. As follows:
KING/Lord Julius/Cirin
QUEEN/Weisshaupt/Astoria
BISHOP/Bishop Powers/Mrs. Thatcher
BISHOP/Bishop Posey/"Vera's Prisoner"
KNIGHT/Cerebus/Red Sophia
KNIGHT/Bran Mac Mufin/Mrs. Henrot-Gutch
ROOK/Judge/Joanne
ROOK/Rick/Jaka
PAWNS - all the different Roach incarnations (including normalroach with fingers for antennae/Robed Cirinists
I admired Margaret's notion of doing a "gender dichotomy" version: basically the Patriarchy versus the Matriarchy. I think she's also done a good job of utilizing the most popular characters (which is the foundational idea of these kinds of chess sets -- basically a more-than-usually-regimented action figures collection on a checkerboard base :))
Unfortunately it strikes a bit of a sour note with my own (as usual, idiosyncratic) idea of What Chess Is.

We have no idea where chess came from but we do know that it's unchanged in its present form from the point where it emerges into our society from the mists of antiquity which (usually) suggests to me High End/Upper Range Metaphysics.

I think it was intended to suggest the inherent problem with granting women political power.

Basically "Shall we have a Queen?" at a time when that was starting to happen with the hereditary monarchies of Europe. Which had less to do with proto-feminism (I think) and more to do with a) "So what happens when the biggest and best equipped army takes the side of the King's daughter instead of the King's son and wipes out the King's son's side of the family?" and b) "Do we really want to get, you know, into this?"

And the High End/Upper Range Metaphysics answer (it seems to me) was "Coupled with chivalry (which we've already metaphysically installed and can't UN-install at this point)? You're talking about Going Nuclear. The Queen will be more powerful than any King, bishop, knight or…whatever. And Queen vs. Queen scenarios. Let me count the ways that everyone gets wiped out just trying to get rid of one Queen, let alone both."

So, chess, it seems to me was a way of "modelling" that. And it was only an afterthought, "Actually, Gruesome & Apocalyptic as it is, this is a pretty cool game as games go."

It's not all BAD news. I would cite the historical Queen of Sheba, of 1 Kings chapter 10 in the Torah and from "The Ant" and "Saba" in the Koran…

(Saba: the ancient name for Ethiopia. Brings a whole new multi-level of meanings to the name of one of our -- Comic Art Metaphysics AND Aardvark-Vanaheim's -- transgendered cartoonists, Arn Saba: combining the name of Prince Valiant's son, Prince Arn, and the Queen of Saba from the Koran. Interesting that Arn/now Katherine was one of the last people to interview Hal Foster, PRINCE VALIANT's creator)
…is a good example of that. From sura 27 "The Ant" where the Queen of Sheba receives a letter from King Solomon:
"It is from Solomon and it is: 'In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful! Set not up yourselves against me, but come to me submitting (Muslims).'
She said, "O, my nobles, advise me in mine affair: I decide it not without your concurrence."
There's the chess quality: the Queen consulting with her "bishops" and her "knights". You also see it in Humpty Dumpty ("All the king's horses and all the king's men"). Nice idea: concurrence. But what happens when they don't concur?
They said "We are endued with strength and are endued with mighty valour. But to command is thine: see therefore what thou wilt command us."
There's the chess quality as well -- the Metaphysics which underlies chess (as I see it): there will come a point where the Queen has no idea what to do and will want to be told what to do by someone who sees more clearly than she does (i.e. not emotionally). But, if you've made her the Queen, that's "not on". "To command is thine."

The Queen muses to herself:
She said, "Kings when they enter a city spoil it, and abase the mightiest of its people: and in like manner will these also do. But I will send to them with a gift, and await what my envoys bring back."
It's a very female thing to do -- here's a nice present, please don't kill us -- but it strikes a very sour note with Solomon as an inadequate response to the presentation of monotheism (emphasized words mine):
And when ____ came to Solomon, he said, "Aid ye ME with riches? But what God hath given to me is BETTER than what He hath given you: yet ye GLORY in YOUR gifts. Return to them: for we will surely come to them with forces which they cannot understand, and we will drive them from _____, humbled and contemptible."
You can look up the rest, if you're interested. It seems to me a foundational endorsement of jihad. But, historically, there is a happy ending: Saba or Sheba converts to monotheism (granting that most of you don't think of monotheism as a happy ending). Although the pendulum swings dramatically between paganism and monotheism down to the present-day. Happy ending, unhappy ending, happy ending, unhappy ending. We're really at rock-bottom unhappy ending right now. None of us will be holidaying anytime soon in Ethiopia, I don't think. Unless you're a really, really weird infidel who thinks that getting between pagan Africans and Muslim Africans and going "Boys! boys! Is this a nice way to be?" is going to make an unhappy context happy (or even, you know, less UNhappy). I pray five times a day and fast in Ramadan and I wouldn't do it on a bet.

END OF "MEDITATIONS ON CEREBUS THE CHESS SET" ULTIMATE SNOOZE FEST #1 (Collect them all!)
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"MEDITATIONS ON CEREBUS THE CHESS SET" ULTIMATE SNOOZE FEST #2
So the problem which presents itself with Margaret's version of CEREBUS THE CHESS SET right off the bat is twofold:
1) It's informed by Feminist Theocratic thinking (or, to me, "thinking") with female kings, male queens, female bishops, female knights.

Which to me, is like reinventing poker by making hearts and diamonds into, say, ducks and daffodils. And you can just make up any number if you're "holding a duck". The two of hearts becomes the 4/5/6/7/or 9 of ducks as needed.
It MIGHT make an interesting card game, but it would really have nothing to do with poker.

Perfectly understandable. We live in an undeclared but entirely effective Feminist Theocracy that's used to just…DOING… these things and everyone going along with it.

However, I have too much respect for what I see chess as being to just allow that view to be steamrolled by well-intentioned Feminist Theocratic thinking (that is, in my view, "thinking").
2) A major part of the point of the 6,000 page CEREBUS storyline is the form that a Feminist Theocracy WAS TAKING (1977-2004) IS TAKING (2004-2014) IS LIKELY TO TAKE (2014 to your-guess-is-as-good-as-mine).

It's undeclared, but at least until the Feminist Theocracy officially declares itself and passes laws basically "Against Dave Sim" (that is, if you actually express any idea identifying the Feminist Theocracy you can be arrested and charged for doing so: stay tuned), then I think my Mothers vs. Daughters dichotomy as documented in CEREBUS is viable. We won't admit it (for reasons presumably known to some of us who aren't talking), but This is What We Are Now, Today.

Certainly more viable than, say, Feminist Theocratic support for Palestinians (who believe in, as an example, persecuting and prosecuting homosexuals for being homosexuals: theoretically anathema to Feminism) and opposition to Israel (the only country in the Middle East with Western-style protection for homosexuality). That's "reality challenged" or, as I would put it, "nutty as a fruitcake".
My views are based in sustainable reality. This is what was actually going on 1977 to 2004 and, well, here we are. Exactly where I said we didn't want to go and most of us would agree that we didn't want to get here and didn't intend to get here and we have no idea where to go from here to get to where we want to go. Or even where that, theoretically, might be.
Conclusion, taking into account the needs posed by 1) and 2) (as you all nod off): The single dominant female piece on either side of the chessboard needs to be retained STRUCTURALLY or it isn't chess.

We don't want to go so far as the Feminist Theocracy wants to go: bishops and knights are women if you want them to be women. The same as Whoopi Goldberg can play the lead Roman slave on Broadway in A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM just as accurately as Nathan Lane can. That way lies madness. Have a safe trip, if you're going, but don't say I didn't warn you about what you would find when you get there (here).

So, if we can only pick One Queen from CEREBUS on either side of the chessboard, who is she going to be and why?

This ties in with point 2): with the Cerebus Chess Set, we have to not CHANGE chess into something completely un-chess like (because, sad to say, CEREBUS is mine and I said: you want to do that, go mess with STAR WARS or something where, you know, they'll think it's the bee's knees) Over Here.

Because Dave is No Fun At All (and we take that as a given) we have to retain chess-like features while documenting the Funhouse Mirror in which we've all taken up residence since 1977 when I started talking about this stuff.

That seems to me to be a balanced way of looking at it.
Here we get to the point where I manage -- as I always seem to do -- to both bore my readers to distraction while simultaneously horrifying them, outraging them and making them indignant ("Horrified, Outraged & Indignant. I'm sorry, Mr. Horrified isn't in the office this morning, will you speak to Ms. Indignant? Please hold and I'll connect you.")

So let's postpone that by not talking about the Queen quite yet.

Let's start with the King.

Which, I agree with Margaret is Lord Julius. Which is interesting because Lord Julius is a nut. He's a nut, but he's a very WEALTHY nut. Which seems to me to be a built-in quality of any society that chooses to become a Feminist Theocracy. Who has the most money? Who is making money the fastest? Only in a Feminist Theocracy would a nut like the late Steve Jobs, as an example -- or Elvis Presley, or the Beatles -- be deemed the closest to a populist king as could be imagined.

Because the primary thing that recommends any of them is the amount of indescribable wealth they generate.

That they are treated as Great Philosophers is one of those jokes a Feminist Theocracy plays on itself. I don't think Steve Jobs ever once considered what his innovations were going to do to his society or was even remotely perturbed when -- by implication and inference -- whole industries were wiped off the map. That perfect equanimity in the face of irreparable devastation is, well, to me anyway, nutty, the opposite of Philosophy. The fact that I appear to be the only one to view it that way just makes it seem all the nuttier to me. And I sense my Metaphysical "call forwarding" clicking through to Horrified, Outraged & Indignant.

So Lord Julius becomes the king, largely because of how he is viewed by the Women Who Would Be Queens.

Another core of the Feminist Theocracy: find the guy sitting on the biggest pile of loot and get him into a) bed b) marriage. Ipso facto: we have found our king. This is where Astoria comes into the story. She's the first one to figure it out (or perhaps more important the first one to realize how to play the game That Way), so she gets Lord Julius. Temporarily. This is, again, the trick we play on ourselves: the point is the money. The guy who owns it is the guy who owns it, ergo the king. The fact that he exhibits no kingly qualities isn't even under consideration. Does Elvis DESERVE to be "The King"? Of COURSE! Look at the big pile of money he's sitting on in the music business. Who ELSE would be "The King"? So you would have a hillbilly for your King? WELL YES DUH!!
It's Al Pacino in SCARFACE. "First you get the money. Then you get the power. THEN you get the woman".

So I picture the King as being Lord Julius as a big pile of gold coins with his head and shoulders sticking up out of them. And Cerebus as an alternative King in the same motif (a bad commercial decision, but I also picture him with just his eyes and the top of his head sticking out of his pile of gold coins which is taller than Lord Julius' pile).

It's like combining chess and Monopoly. With the Cerebus Chess Set, you pick whether you want to be the race car or the flat iron. So you reveal something about yourself by your choice if you're playing the Kevillist/fading Patriarchy side of the chessboard. Do you see yourself as Cerebus or Lord Julius? Or the Cockroach (let's say)? All your gold is actually for orphans. So that makes stealing it okay.
Astoria could definitely be the Queen there. Lord Julius' Queen, Cerebus' Queen or the Cockroach's Queen. But, we're getting ahead of ourselves.

It distills a lot of the inner resonances of the 6,000 pages which is really want you want a chess set to do. To say something larger than just the chess set itself.
Cerebus is a caricature of Lord Julius. The Cockroach is a caricature of Cerebus.

Which brings us back to the Queen. Next time. I've put in the two hours I've allocated for this on this non-fasting day. Now I have to answer some mail.

But by way of Preview:

The problem with flat-out "wealth worship" for the Would-Be Queen is that this implies whoredom.

("Horrified, Outraged & Indignant. All of our Strong, Independent, Unflappable, Tough As Any Man, Feminist Theocracy Operators are presently clutching their pearls, gasping for oxygen, suffering dizzy spells and/or feeling sick to their stomachs. However your call IS important to us. Please hold for any available operator as soon as she can recover her delicate flower-like wits from the "vapours" which have carried her off to temporary oblivion which have been shamelessly trampled upon by this cold, insensitive meditation").

PLEASE. Get over yourselves. Well, okay. Don't.

Sorry, Tim, there goes half your viewers right there.
And that's all I got on this. I guess "Part 3" is not gonna be forthcoming...

ANYWAY:

 http://www.georgepetergatsis.com/cerebuskingchesspiece/


http://www.georgepetergatsis.com/cerebuskingchesspiece/index.html is where to go if you want Cerebus Chess in your life.

$29.99 (plus shipping and handling) (So $49.99.) per figure (Canadian, $49.99 Canadian.) per figure.

OR:

$179.94 for a set of six (King, Queen, Bishop, Knight, Rook, Pawn) (plus shipping and handling) (So $269.93) (Canadian, this is Canadian.)

OR, OR:

$479.84 for a full set of sixteen (King, Queen, two Bishops, two Knights, two Rooks, and eight Pawns.) (plus shipping and handling) (George doesn't have this as an ordering option, (yet?) so I'm not sure how much S/H is.) (Canadian. This is ALL Canadian. (They put birds on their money, did you know that?))

OR, OR, OR: 

$959.68 for two full sets  (Two Kings, two Queens, four Bishops, four Knights, four Rooks, and sixteen Pawns.) (Ya know, if you wanna PLAY chess...) (plus shipping and handling) (Again, George doesn't have this as an ordering option (yet(?), maybe someday?), so I don't know how much it'll set you back.) (But we're getting into "going to see Dave and tour the Off-White House" levels of money ($900 pledge level on the Kickstarters...) just to put it into perspective...) (Canadian. Ya want it in American? $29.99 = $23.13, $49.99 = $38.56, $179.94 = $138.78, $269.93 = $208.19, $479.84 = $370.09, $959.68 = $740.18, $900 = $694.15. (All with dead white guys on the money (which is how God intended money to look...).) How about in Rupees? Well, according to Dr. Strange's assistant Wong in Avengers: Infinity War, 200 Rupees is about a buck-fifty American. So, a metric shit-ton of Rupees. (MATH IS FUN!!!) approximately...)

Ah! George kinda does have the shipping and handling (you just have to add the pieces to the cart, and adjust the quantities.) Set of 16 is $539.84. Full set of 32 is $1,019.68 (Canadian. $416.37 and $786.46 American respectively. And a metric fuck-ton of Rupees. Sooo many Rupees...)

So save your Scheckles...

Next Time: "Pesos"? Why the fuck do you wanna pay in Pesos?!? What kind of hippy-commie are you?!?!?

Friday, 25 May 2018

Circle your calendar THURSDAY, JUNE 7TH!!! (Dave's Weekly Update #236)

Hi, Everybody!

So, back on Tuesday, I instituted a new contest:
I seem to recall there's a scene with a disembodied skull in a hood with a metal bikini. Anybody remember where that's from? First person to give me volume, page and panel wins "AMOC Special Friend of the Day" status and a special mention on Friday's post.
And the winner entry is Jimmy Gownley, with: 
Look man... I'm on a tight deadline here. I got two more books coming out from Disney this year and a 300 page brick due at Scholastic. AND that's not even the main thing I'm working on!

So I don't have the TIME to tell you that its Going Home (Vol. 13) Page 277 panel one.

(And yes, this was just a blatant and obnoxious self-promotion, but the info is correct ;)

So Jimmy is our very first: "AMOC Special Friend of the Day":
Congratulations Jimmy, you're now an Official AMOC "Inside People"!
Suitable for framing...

Anyway,
Heeeeeere's Dave (From last week, now corrected with the glitch fixed.):


And here's THIS WEEK'S update:


Here's the link for WHERE the auctions are, not WHAT the auctions are. (Sorry, I can't find links to the items, but I'll post them when I get 'em...) Remember, JUNE 7TH, 8PM a THURSDAY. Bring money! so much money...

Next time: Some stupid crap. Is it June 7th yet?!?

Wednesday, 23 May 2018

A Well Equipped Bar

MARGARET LISS:
A few years ago I scanned all of Dave Sim's notebooks. He had filled 36 notebooks during the years he created the monthly Cerebus series, covering issues #20 to 300, plus the other side items -- like the Epic stories, posters and prints, convention speeches etc. A total of 3,281 notebook pages detailing his creative process. I never really got the time to study the notebooks when I had them. Just did a quick look, scanned them in and sent them back to Dave as soon as possible. So this regular column is a chance for me to look through those scans and highlight some of the more interesting pages.

The last time we looked at Dave Sim's fourth Cerebus notebook was last October in The Deciding Vote. Yes, the notebook covers issues #41 through 44.  Along with the Wuffa Wuffa guy, I found a page on one of the Animated Cerebus stories.

On page 77 of the notebook we see the one page from the notebook for the A Well Equipped Bar:

Notebook 4, page 77
We see the main scene, a listing of what is to happen on each plate, and the one other character in the story other than Cerebus.

Animated Cerebus, plate 1
Animated Cerebus, plate 10
It even looks like on the notebook page was a piece of dialogue - "When are you gonna git a real spitoon barkeep?"