Showing posts with label Art and Illustration. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art and Illustration. Show all posts

Saturday, 16 December 2023

Original Art Roundup

Hi, Everybody!

It's a Steve Peters Week Miricle!

I got my rewards for backing Steve's last Kickstarter:
Them prints I paid for... and they're #13! O!M!G!
Are you excited Tay-tay?
"Yeah...sure...totally"
Did the valiums kick in?
"Yeah...sure...totally"

Anyway, Steve's pretty good for throwing in them extras. Like,
An Original Sparkybus drawing

And:

A couple of original panels from Tails of Sparky #4

And the original Art to the Cover of Tails of Sparky #4:
I mean, I PAID for it, so I SHOULD have gotten in...

I'm SURE Steve is hard at work on his NEXT Kickstarter as you read this...

MOVING ON!

Got the scans of the T8 covers Dave is sending gratis to:
Michael De Santis
And
James Banderas-Smith

Click for the biggers, obviously.

TODD HIGNITE - FYI
MANLY
BH
BIRDSONG - INCOMING

At least for the AKIMBO KS I'm planning to stick to 3 variant covers $25 US each (just to see if that affects sales), no MAIN cover (i.e. the MAIN cover is available in comic stores for $5 eventually).

Here's the descriptions as word documents


XXXXX Dave Sim Cerebus in Hell? #82 Akimbo #1 Cover Original art (Aardvark-Vanaheim 2024) the first Aardvark-Mangaheim (Dave Sim's Manga parodies) CIH? issue is being offered first on Kickstarter (January 17 to February 7), in the form of three exclusive AKIRA parody variant covers. "DARK AKIMBO TRIUMPHANT" parody of Frank Miller's DARK KNIGHT RETURNS Book Two cover. Signed and dated by Sim in the lower right. Ink over graphite on bristol board. 9" x 11" image area. The logo and framing are pre-printed on the board.

XXXXX Dave Sim Cerebus in Hell? #82 Akimbo #1 Cover Original art (Aardvark-Vanaheim 2024) the first Aardvark-Mangaheim (Dave Sim's Manga parodies) CIH? issue is being offered first on Kickstarter (January 17 to February 7), in the form of three exclusive AKIRA parody variant covers. The cover, a parody of Katsuhiro Otomo's original cover for issue 7 of the Epic reprint series (here "translated" into Jaka, Last Day Cerebus and Missy) was suggested by Lee "Tales of the Wedding Present" Thacker and has been dubbed by Sim "One for Sorrow" after the title of Thacker's groundbreaking 2006 graphic novel. Signed and dated by Sim in the lower right. Ink over graphite on bristol board. 9" x 11" image area. The logo and framing are pre-printed on the board.

XXXXX Dave Sim Cerebus in Hell? #82 Akimbo #1 Cover Original art (Aardvark-Vanaheim 2024) the first Aardvark-Mangaheim (Dave Sim's Manga parodies) CIH? issue is being offered first on Kickstarter (January 17 to February 7), in the form of three exclusive AKIRA parody variant covers. The cover, a parody of Todd McFarlane's classic HULK No.340 was suggested by Chris Hunwardsen and has been dubbed by Sim "Baby-Throwing Page: The Final Confrontation" Signed and dated by Sim in the lower right. Ink over graphite on bristol board. 9" x 11" image area. The logo and framing are pre-printed on the board.

XXXXX Dave Sim Cerebus in Hell? #81 Marvelmanvark #1 Cover Original art (Aardvark-Vanaheim 2023) The last monthly issue of CIH? was offered first on Kickstarter late last year, including two exclusive variant covers. This one served double duty both as a variant cover and as the Aardvark-Vanaheim 2023-24 Greeting Card. Ink over graphite on bristol board. 13" x 9 3/4" image area. The logo is hand-drawn. This Lot includes one of Dave Sim's three personal copies of the comic book (#44 of 48, ungraded) and Greeting Card #100 of 122, both signed.

And then Dave sent me this by Fax:

Hoo-boy that's quite the round-up...

Rigamarole:
The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe: up to 35% off:

December 15-18 and December 25-29.
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Heritage has a few Dave Sim/Cerebus items. Including a thing I didn't realize Dave didn't have..
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The Strange Death of Alex Raymond Go Fund Me.
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The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill.
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Larry Shell could use a hand. (I still haven't heard about where/when Dave's donation is getting sold.)
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The Last Day Without nothing.
   "      "     "        "  Dave's signature.
   "      "     "        "  an Old Cerebus Remarque
   "      "     "     Auction catalog for the Panoramic Remarques. 
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Oliver's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video". 
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Next Time: Happy Anniversary Dave!

Monday, 21 June 2021

Even more Progress on TMNT #8 Cover 2

Hi, Everybody!

#50. FIFTY! Fif-ty. (Which, with time off for Ramadan, means we've been doing this for a year.)
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Hey! Remember that second Turtles #8 cover Dave was doing?

Well guess what?




Click for bigger Margaret, click for bigger...
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Kickstarters:
Friend to the Blog Steve Peters sure would appreciate your support with his latest.
Reason for the Blog Dave Sim sure appreciates all the support he's gotten for HIS latest.
And Sean and Carson are doing a thing next Friday...WITH EDDIE CAMPBELL!!!
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Up to 35% off site-wide:
June 23 – 27
Tell your fans! Remind them that everything will be up to 35% off -- that means $13 tees, $20 phone cases, $30 hoodies, and way more!

Next Time: Unless I get more on this from Dave, something completely different...

Thursday, 28 January 2021

Posey, Bishop Powers, and Tracing Paper

MARGARET LISS:
A few years ago I scanned all of Dave Sim's notebooks. He had filled 36 notebooks during the years he created the monthly Cerebus series, covering issues #20 to 300, plus the other side items -- like the Epic stories, posters and prints, convention speeches etc. A total of 3,281 notebook pages detailing his creative process. I never really got the time to study the notebooks when I had them. Just did a quick look, scanned them in and sent them back to Dave as soon as possible. So this regular column is a chance for me to look through those scans and highlight some of the more interesting pages.

So way back in October of 2014 we saw pages from Dave Sim’s 11th Cerebus notebook which we are going to discuss again here. That notebook, earlier called #8 before I relabeled them all ‘notebook’ and not ‘albatross’, covers Cerebus #96 to 102, it contain 129 pages of the 140 it started with, and of  those 129 pages, only 114 were scanned as there were a bunch of blank pages.

The page we’re going to look at again is page 51:

Notebook #11, page 51

Which we originally saw in The Trial many years ago. I compared it to the finished pages, Cerebus #98, pages 6 and 7, yes, a double page spread. Now though, we can look at the in-between step: the tracing paper. Dave would draw on the tracing paper, flip it over so the pencil that is on the tracing paper is on the Bristol board art page, and then he would pencil on top of the pencil that he could see on the other side of the tracing paper.

Here is the tracing paper, which measures 14” x 11” (35.6 cm x 27.9 cm). First up is the side that “looks right” in that it the same as the finished page. This was done in blue pencil:

Tracing paper, blue pencil side

The next picture is of the same sheet of tracing paper, but is backwards of the finished page. You can see that the black pencil is more prominent on this page:

Tracing paper, black pencil side

Here is what Dave has to say on his usage of tracing paper, taken from his note that came with a tracing paper preliminary pencil drawing used in Cerebus #300, you can view the entire note here.

Throughout the 26-year-and-3 month production of the 6,000-page Cerebus storyline, as a comic-book illustrator, I went through a number of phases and different techniques which I used in penciling and inking the characters. For example, for a long period of time, I used non-reproduction blue pencil to “rough in” and gesture of the characters I needed to depict and would then “tighten up” the drawings in soft lead pencil prior to inking them. And then, for a period of time, I dispensed with the blue pencil and went right to lead pencil both for layout and tight penciling.

During one of these phases, I also began to use tracing paper as a means of correcting imbalances and inaccuracies in the drawings. This technique involved getting a close approximation of how I intended the finished drawing to look and then flipping the tracing paper over and either drawing a finished version of the figure directly on the other side of the sheet or putting another sheet of tracing paper over the first one and doing the finished version on that separate sheet. When a final version of a figure was achieved (in reverse), the finished drawing was then turned face down on the artboard and—by tracing over the image in pencil—a light pencil impression of the finished drawing was transferred to the artboard which could then be “tightened up” in pencil and inked.

To get another look at the tracing paper and the finished page in the issue (well, phonebook here, page 942 of Church & State II):

Yes, you can clickity click to see all these images bigger

At some point Dave stopped using the blue pencil for the tracing paper prelims and used black pencil for both sides, though I don’t know where exactly.  He would throw the tracing papers away. Only during the creation of Cerebus #256 through 259 did he start to send them to people who wrote to him. Sending a form letter and a tracing paper sketch was his way of making up for not sending a personalized letter in return:

“Dear CEREBUS Correspondent”

Talk about giving me a heart attack. Even back in mid-2000 when I received this form letter. Yes, Dave – PLEASE do not throw them away. Yoinks! So the ones from Church & State II are probably few and far between. I’m not sure how this one survived, just that Dave sent it to me many years ago. I hope he still has some of them up in the Off White House. 


Friday, 30 October 2020

Dave Sim talks drawing, Spawn #10, and his wrist

Hi, Everybody!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Spawn #10 Exclusive Halloween Cover:
Not finalized, or colored yet...

Ya want one?

Me too.

Get it here. (If I timed it right, it's available RIGHT NOW!)

OR, if you're not afraid of a little controversy, you can get the UN-"Censored-For-Grandma" variant of the variant here. (Ditto on my timing. But you get an extra two minutes to buy this one.)

As Dave sez:

MOST! CONTROVERSIAL! BACK! COVER! EVER! reads the front cover banner on the AARDVARK-VANAHEIM SPAWN 10 HALLOWEEN EDITION. Are you easily offended? Then DON'T buy this one. $75 Canadian (roughly $58 US) with postage included SIGNED BY DAVE SIM. Want to know what the controversy is? The only way to find out is to buy one*. Available only for 24 hours between 12:01 OCT 31 and 12:01 NOV 1 at cerebusdownloads.com. Just hit the HALLOWEEN EDITION $75 CDN button. "I will never be able to afford an original Ghastly Graham Ingels HAUNT OF FEAR cover, so this is the next best thing -- draw my own while I'm still (sort of) able," says CEREBUS creator Dave Sim. This is ONLY being announced here on A MOMENT OF CEREBUS so it might well be the RAREST CEREBUS COMIC BOOK ever. MACHINE NUMBERED OUT OF HOWEVER MANY COPIES ARE SOLD IN THE 24 HOURS (plus #1, 2 and 3 for THE CEREBUS ARCHIVE).

NOTE - Please don't show the HALLOWEEN EDITION back cover on AMOC. You can show the GRANDMA EDITION back cover.   

*I know, but that's because I'm an "inside people"...

And now, Dave Sim:
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Dave Sim:

[From October 19th -Matt]
[Now, Dave kinda slags the Sketchbook covers here, and I would like everybody to look at the following and tell me if you don't think it's worth it . -Matt]

Dave Sim (again):
For however long I was unable to draw -- two years? Three years? -- I was surprised to find myself looking mostly at the COMIC EYE EC homage cover I did for Blind Bat Press in Hamilton, thinking, "I should have done more EC stuff when I was still able." I imagine Bernie Wrightson thought the same thing. The problem is always that EC isn't actually popular enough to do EC-style stuff and make money. So, when Dagon told me he wanted a HALLOWEEN SPAWN 10 cover, I decided I better do my best Ghastly Graham Ingels cover while I still can. I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep the original art and have the wraparound cover framed in the Rectangle Office, finally replacing the Robert Bateman print which was one of those "90s" things. You can't even give Bateman prints away these days. I'm also going to take my time with it so -- although the HALLOWEEN COVER will be sold for 24 hours on October 31st, I have no idea when it will actually be done. It's very possibly my last chance at an Ingels/Wrightson piece so I'm not going to rush it.

Here's the cover roughly pasted up from enlarged photocopies that have been partly inked to show where the solid blacks are going to go.

[All these are click for more detail -Matt]


In order to spare "wear and tear" on the wrist, instead of tracing the image in pencil on tracing paper, flopping it and then retracing it -- the best method -- I, instead, divided the image into squares with blue pencil and then cut away one square at a time, penciling and inking each square one at a time, fitted into the appropriate space

I made an exception for the mouth since I wanted to do really accurate-looking Graham Ingels/Bernie Wrightson saliva which required doing the teeth and the tongue and the shape of the mouth 100% accurate and as a series of single lines so the saliva could be drawn relative to the non-saliva features.

The word balloons are a combination of Japanese brush pen for the solid blacks and then some Hunt 102 enhancement. All done at shoulder height in order to keep the wrist fully extended and all of the drawing done with the tips of my index and middle fingers under the magnifier lamp. It's a really awkward way to work but it extends the period of time I can draw before the pain and stiffness in the wrist can't be ignored any more.

This is what the lettering looks like in close-up which is roughly what I'm seeing in the magnifier lamp. Because I can only see a limited amount of the cover while I'm drawing, there's no way of knowing what the overall look is or to adjust what I'm doing to improve the overall look. Just "fly blind" and hope that there are enough successful parts to minimize the flaws in the unsuccessful parts

This is what "drawing" look like these days (apart from the remote control in the left hand taking the picture). My pneumatic drawing chair dropped to its lowest height (approximately 14" off of the ground), the part of the cover I'm "drawing" pushed up as high on the drawing board as I can get it so the forearm and wrist are as fully extended as I can get them, peering up through the magnifier lamp -- whose brand new circular bulb just burned out when I tried to turn it back on so I could see where I was going -- these pictures being taken between 3 and 4:30 am so I have them when Rolly comes in. It's been that kind of a year.)

Dave Sim (again, again.):
Okay, this is what I got done on Friday the 23rd. First of all, the heavy black brush stroke overtop of Batvark's snout. The face is going to be under-lit so I wanted the brush stroke to go to grey at the bottom which raised the problem of "How do I do that?" I decided on dry brush which came out good, but then posed the question of "Where that continues at the bottom side of the snout, do I want to go with 'dry-ER' brush? Or pen lines?" Couldn't make up my mind…

[ever since I decided to keep this one, the decision-making has been brutal -- I'm going to be looking at this every time I'm on the phone. I only have a landline and it's only in the Rectangle Office. I don't want to spend the rest of my life going "that part on the underside of the snout I really should have... (whatever I decided NOT to do)"].

So I did the contour brush strokes with the Japanese brush pen since I knew I wanted those. That was brutal because it was waist-height and all-wrist cornering curves -- you can see the jitter in it. So, I decided @#$% it...

I'm going to ink the mouth waist-height without the magnifier lamp (waiting for a ring-light replacement). I got most of the mouth done before that became untenable, wrist-wise. And then went, "Okay I'll do the horn on the helmet and the shadow from the under-lighting, completely 'dead-hand' " and suddenly it didn't look like Graham Ingels, it looked like Jack Kamen. So it was time to stop. DEAD.

Nothing against Jack Kamen.

On the contrary. One of the most amazing EC stories about an EC artist for me was the decision to get Jack Kamen to draw the comics adaptation of the Stephen King EC-homage movie, CREEPSHOW. I don't own the adaptation, but I still remember how amazing the cover was. JACK KAMEN DID THIS? Applause applause applause. Wow! How OLD must he be now (I remember thinking in the 1970s)? Probably younger than I am now. Did he do any of the interiors? Mm. No. That would have been good. Get Wrightson to do most of it (Wrightson did all of it) but get Jack Kamen to do this AMAZING STYLE he's suddenly capable of on one of the stories. Just like an EC horror comic, different stories drawn by different guys.

It was years later that I found out that Kamen had agreed to draw the book, had done the cover and then everything went south. Whoever was supposed to coordinate the comics adaptation didn't and by the time they did contact Kamen, it was crunch time and he knew there was no way he could get even a fraction of it done in time. So, that was when they went to Wrightson. Last minute. "Can you draw" -- whatever it was -- "a hundred pages of EC comics overnight?" It's all in a Wrightson interview somewhere. It would never have worked. By the time there's an actual finished script and movie stills, the movie is maybe a month or two away from the release date which is carved in stone. Wrightson did an amazing job with an impossible deadline. But, when I picture -- as I do often -- what CREEPSHOW would have looked like if the length of time needed to do the book had been factored in. Which Stephen King had the clout to make happen. And Wrightson was very emphatic that he had no complaints. He made more money from CREEPSHOW than he probably made from all of his other published work combined because it was STEPHEN KING'S CREEPSHOW.

To drop a name, the one time I had dinner at Peter Straub's place in New York (Peter was a CEREBUS fan) -- pretty much paid for by his collaborations with Stephen King -- he had a couple of CREEPSHOW originals in the downstairs bathroom that Stephen King had given him. They were really nice. But they were in the downstairs bathroom. Which spoke volumes about the pecking order.

I'm always grinding my molars over that whenever I'm doing an EC homage. Which is why I'll never let it be rushed or dicked around with. And I know from long experience that if I accidentally "swerve" towards another artist, that's where I'm going to end up unless I actively saturate myself in who I want it to look like. So beaucoup de Ingels, beaucoup de Wrightson over the next couple of days.

I'm hoping that keeping this really over-elaborate diary will help sales. We'll see.

Dave Sim (once more, WITH FEELING!):
29 October 20

Hi Matt!

0730 at the coffee shop after a few hours sleep. My right forearm is swollen, which evidently answers the question "What happens when I put in a full day at the drawing board, drawing mostly at shoulder height?" Wrist is also sore for reasons I'll explain in a moment. The unsolvable problem being: how do you show people what they're buying with the NEW 24-Hour Comic (apologies to Scott McCloud) and only two days to go until the on-sale date? Answer: You have to draw most of it and leave all the micromanaging for later (when, hopefully, the swelling in your forearm has gone down and your wrist isn't throbbing any more).

Studying Graham Ingels work turned out to be a good idea. I started going through my HERITAGE AUCTIONS catalogues looking for Ingels pieces. Found the "Ventriloquist's Dummy" splash page, then a HAUNT OF FEAR cover. Then THE HAUNT OF FEAR cover -- No.25 (1954) -- and the search was over. Auctioned August 2, 2013 [see attached] it had all the textures I was looking for. The big surprise was that it was almost all brush with some pen. 

Bad news for the wrist...

(there's no such thing as non-wrist Series 7 Winsor Newton brush inking and it can't really be done at shoulder height because brush inking is done by sight. That deserves a little explanation: because the fibres on the brush are so flexible, you only know where they're touching by the line they produce. You extrapolate where they are by what you're seeing. But you need to see them right in front of you to see them properly and that's not a shoulder-height thing. Pen, on the other hand is by touch. You physically feel where the pen is touching the paper and can adjust accordingly. I used to be able to. Now it's mostly shoulder-height, magnification-lamp guesswork. )

…but good news for my Ingels homage.


I minimized the amount of brush inking by "picking my spots" and making liberal use of Alex Raymond's brush sharpening (see SDOAR VOLUME ONE) trick but it was still a good couple of hours of waist-height, all-wrist inking. I just kept telling myself that this would be "it" for the new SPAWN 10 art.  
  

After that is the on-going assessment of KICKSTARTER's role in Aardvark-Vanaheim's future. The CEREBUS #1 KS took five months for fulfillment and A-V took in $12.5K of the $52K that came in, compared with (to cite two examples) the CAN8 KS which brought in $16K out of which A-V got roughly $8K (and right away) and the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK KS which brought in $21K out of which A-V will be getting roughly $2K. 

The perennial business owner's question: Now that I know THAT what do I know?

Still have high hopes for the SPAWN 10 KS, which is why I've been pushing the boundaries of what the right wrist is capable of from the moment Dagon told me that Todd's assistant had e-mailed him the SPAWN 10 digital files. If anything is going to Work (as opposed to work or "work") SPAWN 10 will be it. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 8 is either a close or distant second, potentially, so I'm getting psyched for doing multiple covers while also getting ready to take a hard pass if partnership Kickstarters -- and Big Revenue Kickstarters -- prove not to have the necessary economies of scale. That is, if I turn out to have just gone in a giant circle, back to the CEREBUS ARCHIVE Portfolios (No.9 has been done for the better part of a year) where I started from. Do them more efficiently and more quickly and you'll make as much money as you will from a partnership "bells and whistles" KS that brings in three to four times as much revenue. 

We shall see. EVENTUALLY. 

Okay, that was an hour and a half of left-handed typing. Hope TMI is good luck for SPAWN 10 THE HALLOWEEN EDITION! 


Thanks for you help, Matt. Talk with you, God willing, Thursday. 

Dave 

PS: In case you might be around and available tomorrow, I might keep up the SPAWN 10 HALLOWEEN TMI "CHATTER" by fax since my e-mailing capability ends when Rolly goes home this afternoon. He's out back at Camp David scanning The Monster right now.

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No, no, thank YOU Dave, as always.

There you go people, TMI/TL:DR on the Spawn #10 LIMITED EXCLUSIVE Halloween Cover.

Next Time: Oliver and everybody's tweets about this...

Monday, 24 February 2020

BY REQUEST: A Moment of Ourborous.

Hi, Everybody!

Green Dante/Green Virgil! Final order cut-off is this week, so get your orders in.

Vark Wars: Walt's Empire Strikes Back! Buy four, I got kids to feed.

And there is more High Society than you can shake a stick at._______________

Got an email from "VGDC Maroro" asking Margaret for some notebook requests, including:
1. I remember hearing about a model sheet or reference sheet Dave drew for Cerebus himself.
Well, that leads to: A Moment Of Ourboros:

Thanks, Hobbs!

Back on my birthday in 2013, our esteeemed Editor Emeritus, Tim W. posted:
I, of course, have saved this image, I may have even printed it out.
So, here it is again, "VGDC Maroro".

Hmmm...Recycling...

Next Time: a Please Hold transcript?

Saturday, 28 December 2019

Cerebus: And Yoda!

Hi, Everybody!

The Silver Cerebus (I think ya got until tomorrow to get your order in...)

The Varking Dead (Wanna hear the theme song?)

Friend to the Blog, Greg Hyland is running the next volume of The Monster Atlas on Kickstarter. (He ONLY needs another hundred and five bucks (CANADIAN! Not even real monies...) and it'll have Gerhard art. Well, heckfire, I just backed it, so it's fifty bucks (Again, CANADIAN, not even proper money...).)
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So what have I got for you today?

Well, I just watched Star Wars 9: The Rise of Skywalker again, and Eddie sent in this awhile back, so MOMENT:

Eddie found it here.

Where Brian has this preliminary sketch as well:
Funny story about this piece, from Dave's Blog&Mail:
Thursday July 5 –
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25 JUNE 0731 EST - Well, it had to happen eventually. The NATIONAL POST finally printed one of my letters to the editor. The subject was actually a pencilled commissioned drawing that I did for Mark S. (a copy of which Jeff Tundis has been patiently sitting on for a couple of weeks now waiting for me to mention it) of Cerebus and Yoda. Mark had sent an e-mail to Ger with the request and Ger had told him that he thought there was a very slim chance given my opinions of Yoda as a character (that I thought he had pretty much ruined STAR WARS in the second film by attempting to make me believe that Fozzy Bear – with a less intelligent command of the English language -- could also be a Jedi Master). That of course is my AUDIO opinion which is different from my VISUAL opinion. My VISUAL opinion of anything having to do with STAR WARS is that Al Williamson used his best stuff on the comic strip adaptation so even if I haven't seen what he did, I know that I'm competing with him when I draw anything related to STAR WARS. So, um, "bring it on". Particularly when you're paying $400 US for pencils only 9" X 12".
http://www.cerebusart.com/Commissions/Yoda.htm [This link is SO broke it's silly... -Matt]

ALTERNATE CAPTIONS:
[This picture is missing, so who knows what they were...-Matt (really wish I had an archive of all the IMAGES from the blog and mail...)]
Margaret here. . .guess who has the pictures? If ya want more, you're going to have to pay. . .teehee:

 
My biggest mistake was in thinking that I would use Canada Post instead of FedEx which is the hard and fast rule about commissioned drawings around here. "When It Absolutely Positively Has to Get There the Next Day" being less of a concern in a country dominated by Marxist State Monopolies than "When It Absolutely Positively Has To Get There Period". I had actually talked myself into using Canada Post, reasoning with myself that I was being way too hard on our Marxist State Postal Monopoly which is more of a last refuge for overstuffed labour unions (even though postal traffic is only a fraction of what it was before the advent of FedEx and the Internet, if the Canadian Association of Inside Postal Workers and the Canadian Association of Outside Postal Workers has laid anyone off in the last ten years despite eliminating Saturday delivery and expanding the length of time it takes to deliver a letter from one Metropolitan area to another I'll buy each of them a donut) than an actual public service. Hey, unreasoning grasping Marxists are people, too, right? They have families to feed, too, right?

So, let's give them the benefit of the doubt and make full use of the House Than Andre Ouellet Built (or, rather, found more interesting ways to overstuff). Canada Post USA Expedited here I come (to the opening martial strains of "O Canada"). Mark S. (famous last words on the phone the weekend of March 30): "I can't wait to see it."
23 May 07
Re: Ignorance is Canada Post's bliss, Andrew Coyne 23 May 2007 
The situation is worse than Mr. Coyne portrays it. 
On March 30 I mailed a standard business envelope to Camden, Maine that weighed 314 grams via Canada Post's "Expedited Parcel – USA" service, purporting to take seven to nine business days at a cost of $12.14. When it hadn't turned up by mid-month in April, I was informed that the Expedited rate "isn't guaranteed" and the package wasn't deemed to be officially missing until April 22nd. All hope was given up on that date. 
My Maine correspondent notified Canada Post—by e-mail, fortunately—that the package had finally arrived this week, seven weeks after departing Kitchener, Ontario, with no sign of tampering, being detained at Customs or any indication where the package had been all that time. 
Canada Post, in turn, notified me—by phone, fortunately. I was gratified to find that they didn't request the $32 back that I had been paid for my "missing item" claim two weeks ago. 
Dave Sim
Kitchener, ON
25 JUNE 0751 EST – Okay. Time to hit the showers and then it's (coincidentally) off to Canada Post for my once-a-week visit. When I get back, I'll type the letter as the NATIONAL POST printed it for your compare-and-contrast dining and dancing pleasure here on the Blog & Mail.

Okay, I'm back with a short sidetrack to address my David Peterson MOUSE GUARD fiasco (see July 2 entry for details)

25 JUNE 1112 EST – Here's how the letter appeared on the NATIONAL POST editorial page (right under one from Robert E. Waite, senior vice-president, stakeholder relations and brand) (seriously, that's his title) (Canada Post):

The situation with our postal service is worse than Mr. Coyne portrays it. 
On March 30, I mailed a standard business envelope to Camden, Maine, which weighed 314 grams, via Canada Post's expedited Parcel-U.S.A. Service. When it hadn't turned up by mid-month in April, I was informed that the expedited rate "isn't guaranteed" and that the package wasn't deemed to be officially missing until April 22, three weeks after it was mailed. All hope was given up on that date. 
My Maine correspondent notified Canada Post that the package finally arrived this week, seven weeks after departing Kitchener, Ont. There was no indication where it had been during that time. 
Dave Sim, Kitchener, Ont.
I thought it was probably a mark of how wealthy the average POST reader is that the reference to $12.14 was dropped. I'm probably just old but the idea that 12 bucks doesn't get you guaranteed delivery to anywhere in anything less than three weeks is really the thing that boggles my mind.

After a month of the piece being MIA I called Mark and told him I was doing him another one, traced from the photocopy I had made of it. He said he'd pay me something more for the second one if the first one turned up and I told him, basically, don't be ridiculous. It was my choice to use Canada Post and if I was going to learn my lesson it was better to do so on a $400 pencil sketch than on a $3500 painting. I told him to frame them together if the second one came in and will them back to the Cerebus Archive where – as I hope they would for Mark – they would make a nice conversation piece. When the letter was printed, I also sent Mark a tearsheet suggesting that he frame the whole page (there was a nice nearly full page shot of Miss Canada in a skin-tight Toronto Maple Leafs outfit right next to my letter) (hubba hubba and Go Leafs Go!) and include it in what is now becoming, I'm sure, the Cerebus and Yoda Room in his house.

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