Hi, Everybody!
As we do:
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I had somebody ask about some of the earlier Monday Reports. I actually have a PDF of all of them. If you're interested in a copy, lemme know at momentofcerebus@gmail.com...
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As you all should know by now, Dave's says he finished his 1982 Tour Book notes, and the ball is now in MY court to assemble a proof of what he wants. (I feel like that's gonna involve a "super"-cut of the audio to all his notes to try and distill everything into a coherent form. I probably also need to ask him to go through and list what pages are definitely "in" from the prototype without question (his tour diary, all Deni's photos. I mean, if he wants any of that cut out, then it's NOT the 1982 Tour Book now is it?) Expect lots and lots and lots of profanity directed "north"...)
Anyway, the buttons to buy Dave's time are still there, so IN THEORY, you can donate and dictate what he works on when I Faux. '82 Tour Book discussion, or Please Hold For Dave Sim. (Will Cerebus@50 end up getting a button? I dunno...)
As no questions came in, I haven't Fauxed Dave for November yet. I'll probably send something up by the end of the week, which means there won't be anything posted on YouTube, Spotify, or here for at a minimum another week (possibly two if I'm busy. I think I'm busy...)
Speaking of Please Hold...
Jesse Lee Herndon has caught up to Dave and I on the Please Hold Transcripts, And since I'm out of Proto-Strange Death of Alex Raymond pages, I may as well start knocking out these transcripts.
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And Part Deux.
Matt: Hello, Dave!
Dave: Hello, Matt! How’re you doing?
Matt: Eh, better than most.
Dave: Good! Not as good as some.
Matt: Not as good as some.
Dave: Alright. Before we get rolling here, it's George Floyd was the guy that was was killed by Derek Chauvin, right?
Matt: Correct.
Dave: Okay. I can never remember if it's Floyd George or George Floyd.
Matt: In my head I just went, Boy George. It's Boy George. No no, it's not Boy George, Matt. [laughs]
Dave: No no no. Okay, I really like the graphic here the, “Cerebus the Aardvark sound cartoon.”
Matt: So I made that in January when Mickey went public domain.
Dave: Oh, right!
Matt: Actually, no, I correct myself. I made that for “Kurtz vs Kurtz” when I made the video of, I took all the panels of Steamboat Cerebus at the wheel that Birdsong had made, and I edited them into a video and looped it so that he's dancing at the wheel over and over. And then I have a version of “The End” by The Doors where it's only six minutes, and it's the “Apocalypse Now” version. So I made that for that video, and then at the beginning of the year when Mickey went public domain, I repurposed it for Please Hold for Dave Sim, and recently, last month or the month before, I brought it back up again. And now I'm like, well, I'll just keep using this as the “Okay, this is the beginning.”
Dave: Right. Right. Okay, it's all coming back to me now. Yeah, very clever, very very much appreciated. You, Jeff… oh, uh I also have to mention here that we had something happen with this Please Hold for Dave Sim that we haven't had before. Which was, you faxed through all of the questions, but when you faxed them through, my printer was running out of ink. So I have zebra stripes through everything, and consequently it's like every fourth or fifth line is missing. So I'm going to have to read what I've got, and then say okay, now there's a line missing here. Do you have the original copy there to refer to?
Matt: Okay. I will see what I can… I don't have an original copy, but I do have all the questions that were emailed.
Dave: Okay. Alright, because it says here , “You, Jeff Seiler memories, if you sing ‘Cats’…” and then there's a line missing. And then there's, “whatever order you want them in, but presented here to jog Grampaw's memory.”
Matt: Oh! That's the stuff that you faxed.
Dave: Okay. So there isn't a line missing there after “if you sing ‘Cats’”?
Matt: No, there shouldn't be.
Dave: Okay, because it sure looks like there is. This is going to get very very confusing. But we will persevere. We will persevere. Okay, I thought I was going to have a Jeff Seiler memory for everyone, and I went to the Wi-Fi place to check the internet on George Floyd's passing, because this was what I was curious about. I forget what the exact date was, I believe it was in 2020, and what I was interested in was Jeff Seiler's location. And we can have at least a visual on that if you can go on to the Google Earth Street Scene and enter Jeff Seiler's last address, where he was living on the second floor, and we can show people this is where Jeff Seiler was living while most of these memories of Jeff Seiler were being made. And then, what I was going to do was go to the George Floyd Wikipedia page, which I assume there's pretty extensive information and say, okay, here's where Jeff Seiler was. Google Earth of Minneapolis, where was it that George Floyd died, murdered by Officer Derek Chavin? And then, what I was going to talk about was the really extraordinary thing for me at the time was, and I was talking to Jeff reasonably frequently, probably once a month, maybe it wouldn't be every month, but some months it would be three or four times a month. So I was talking to him after George Floyd's death, and that was when he was telling me that, “Well, there's riots going on downtown here and the rioters, the protesters, surrounded the Minneapolis Police Headquarters, and the police abandoned the building and left it to the protesters who went in and basically torched the place.” And I remember Jeff telling me police headquarters in downtown Minneapolis is about a city block square. And as strange as everything was getting in all of our lives with COVID-19 by that point, this took its orders of magnitude in my personal reaction to, say again, Houston? What are you talking about? And it's like, “The protesters surrounded Police Headquarters and the police abandoned the building, and the protesters went in and basically torched the place.” Which I don't know if you ever heard any anymore about that. I certainly didn't hear any more about that after it happened. And my question at the time was, who ordered this? Because the police are like the military, you don't abandon your headquarters unless you are really really really really in an extreme situation. I was sitting there going, well okay, you're not going to attack the protesters, but you should send in the National Guard to help the police defend their headquarters. And that didn't happen. And I remember asking Jeff at the time, who ordered this? And Jeff basically saying, “Beats me. I have no idea. It's just on the news that this is what happened.” And this all came back for me when Tim Walz, who was the Governor of Minnesota at the time and the current governor, was nominated for Vice President by the Democrats. And I went, was this a Tim Walz decision? Because I was trying to picture, in the chain of command, if protesters are surrounding your Police Headquarters and you're going, “Okay, what are we supposed to do now?” If it wasn't at the Governor's level, like the Governor's office would have to sign off on this, and would have to say, ”Here's what you're going to do. Abandon the building.” And so, all of that from the time, and as I say, it was really extraordinary. This is getting weirder and weirder and weirder. On top of the Jeff Seiler as manifestation of the Master of Dreams with Joseph and whatever else, and that linked to Neil Gaiman and “Sandman.” And I'm going, uh, okay, I thought this was already pretty weird, but this is now going not only from local news to state news to national news, it's international news. It's all over the world, and then everybody just suddenly stopped talking about it. So, if you can find visuals to cover that. Are there news photos of police headquarters in downtown Minneapolis being torched, the protesters surrounding it, and where was police headquarters relative to where Jeff is? Because, I was getting pretty close a couple of times to going, uh Jeff, I don't know how you're doing all of this, but I think you're the one doing all of this, because it's all happening around you. So, that's my memory of Jeff Seiler for this go around of Please Hold for Dave Sim.
Matt: My brother's best friend lives in Minneapolis, and if I remember, right after the fire had happened and been put out, he had drove past and took pictures. And I want to say that they abandoned the headquarters, and after the fact there was investigations of okay, who decided what when, and it very much was the buck doesn't stop here. Like everyone in the chain of command who would have possibly been the one to give the order, didn't give the order officially. And it was kind of a, okay this happened and somebody's head's going to have to roll, and no one's head is available. It was one of those, “Well, you know, it was the Mayor.” And the Mayor's going “No, the Mayor's office, we were discussing what we were going to do and the next thing we knew the building was empty.” And it's, “Oh, it was the Chief of Police” and the Chief of Police is, “No, I take my marching orders from the Mayor's office” and then, it was all circular of whoever was supposed to be getting the blame. It was, “No no, we were discussing it, but we didn't make a formal decision before it was abandoned.” And my brother's friend was kind of like, “Yeah, I fully expect that this is going to get really interesting as the investigations continue.” And then, I think, it was one of those, eventually it was just a, “Okay we're not going to worry about this now, we're going to worry about the 14 other crisises that have popped up since that.”
Dave: Right. Move along, nothing to see here.
Matt: “We will poke through the fire to find out what started it after all the other fires are out.” [laughs]
Dave: And as far as we know, that's where we still are to this day. And I'm just kind of hoping that somebody will ask the nominee for Vice President, “Can you go back in time, Governor, and let us know what your perspective was on it? And is there any paper trail on this? And do you recall who in your office was in charge of either making the decision, or as the Mayor experienced, suddenly being gobsmacked by the decision?”
Matt: Right.
Dave: So, there you go. Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to find visuals to cover all of this.
Matt: I'm sure I'll get something.
Dave: I'm sure you will. I'm sure you will. We have every confidence in your abilities.
Okay. and moving on we have Dakota Gilliland. And Dakota Gilliland sent me a letter, “Dave, I wrote a couple years ago and you sent a cover for my ‘Pecker the Slacker Horn Toad.’ Thank you so much!” No problem, Dakota. That was, like you say, that was a while ago. “I took your advice on the title, and your drawing inspired the design of the character moving forward.” Very glad about that, I'm glad I could be of help. “I wanted to reach out again because I want to develop the character beyond strip gags, and I'm having a hard time. When I started drawing again, I was reading a lot of Carl Jung and using a lot of marijuana to get past my own ego. Pecker was born out of that. The human character Snacks is my own ego. He is anxious, nervous, and focused on himself.” “I'm reaching out to you because Cerebus has been very inspiring with the sort of thing I want to do with Pecker. I wanted to ask if you could offer up any advice. I also wanted your thoughts on if it's possible to build a dense, rich lore within the comic strip format? Anyway, thanks for your time. Sincerely, Dakota Gilliland. PS, I heard Gavin McInnes mention you on his show a while back. I'm a fan of his too. I created a parody of Mr Natural based on Gavin named Bodie Weiser. He featured it on his show once proclaiming, ‘This guy is pretty good at drawing.’ My inside art still sucks mostly, but I've grown a lot since we last spoke.” So, a lot to cover here, Dakota, and I hope you got my postcard telling you that this would be on Please Hold for Dave Sim for September, and that you'll get some benefit out of this one. Okay, so I want to start with “I was reading a lot of Carl Jung and using a lot of marijuana to get past my own ego.” Maybe I would take issue with that, and one of the notes that I wrote down was, when you write Snacks is your ego, I was curious is he innately “anxious, nervous, and focused on himself” or has the marijuana made him that way? And always going, okay, if I'm gonna actually discuss a subject like this, then I want to start looking at the terminology to start with. So I always go to the dictionary and ego, which you're saying Snacks is your ego. The dictionary says, “A person's sense of self-esteem or self-importance” is one of the definitions, as in “a boost to my ego.” “In psychoanalysis,” which really is what you're referencing here, “the part of the mind that mediates between the conscious and the unconscious and is responsible for reality testing and a sense of personal identity. Compare with ID and super ego.” Before I do that, one of the notes that I wrote on that, and this is where you get into Dave Sim's personal conflict with the whole concept of psychoanalysis, since everyone perceives reality differently based on their own experiences, there is no way to test reality because each test produces a different result. And then I also wrote, ego question. How can you tell the difference between say conscious mind, conscious brain, conscious thought, conscious memory, conscious perception, and conscious soul. Answer, you can't. None of them exist in a measurable form comparable to say, my hand is 6.5 inches from my wrist to the top of the middle finger. So how can marijuana help you get past something that you don't know where and what it is, and you have no way of measuring?
So then moving on to ID, which you're saying that Pecker is your ID as a character. “The part of the mind in which innate, instinctive impulses, and primary processes are manifest.” Okay, again, my problem with psychoanalysis, innate means inborn, since newborns can't communicate with you, you can't know what was in them at birth, and what is acquired, and when it's acquired. My belief is that, by design, man has an inborn sense of right and wrong, which is man's birthright from God. Choose right and reject wrong, or get engulfed by the consequences of your wrong choices. Zero or one. But again, that's to me what I consider innate. Whatever way we designed by God, this is what we have to work with. So if you're somebody like me who waited until age 40 to stop making wrong choices deliberately and start making right choices deliberately, I got a lot of stuff that has to be repented and atoned for before I can even theoretically get to the point where my wrong choices aren't in the way. So, Dakota, long way around of saying, I think this is probably the premise that you would want to work with on your comic book, and on your character. That these are unknowns, but we're all functioning as society as if these are knowns, and not only knowns, but given. The same as gravity makes things fall to the Earth, nobody argues with that. The boiling point of water is whatever it is in Celsius, I believe it's 100 degrees Celsius. Nobody argues with that. So consequently, if you made that the central premise of your strip, that you don't know the answers to these questions. These are the “given” answers that society gives to these, and here's you arguing with yourself about it. And I think it would be a very versatile thing, because essentially what you've done is take this completely theoretical premise that's come down to us from Sigmund Freud. Although Sigmund Freud has been completely disqualified by popular “scientific” perception, and now you've layered on top of that “marijuana will help me get out of the way of my ego.” So it's, I would suggest that you start thinking in those terms, in terms of, “Okay, what are the elements here? How do I bring them down to a very very basic fundamental level?” Which is what you have to do with comic strips. And “what is the discussion between my ID, my ego, and my marijuana?” And I think what you'll find is that your ID really doesn't care where the discussion goes or what turns the discussion takes as long as your ID gets some more marijuana, because that's the nature of addictive substances. They aren't external to the experiment, you've made them the experiment.
So from there, where did you go from that? “I wanted to ask if you could offer up any advice. I also wanted your thoughts on if it's possible to build a dense, rich lore within the comic strip format?” Yeah! I think there's no question about that. An example that I would use of that in the comic strip field is is Dana Simpson's “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” comic strip, which she began in 2012. And I would maintain it's a very entertaining strip and it's a very engaging strip, I think because she hit on something that is definitely a core element of modern society, and particularly since social media is overwhelming just about everyone who has a cell phone. It's impossible to have social media and a cell phone and keep yourself from getting sucked into it up to your eyeballs. And I think the unicorn in “Phoebe and the Unicorn” qualifies as a manifestation of that. That Dana Simpson started doing the strip, it wasn't called Phoebe at first, it was called something else. And went, “No, the Unicorn is the center of this.” This was going to be one of the supporting characters, it's like, “No, this isn't a supporting character. I've only been working on this strip for a little while and I already know that and the more I work on it, the more I know that.” And I would say that in that case it's, okay, taking that over into the area of psychoanalysis, it would have to be called fatuous narcissism, which is, I think, again, is an implication, or I would definitely theorize that it's an implication, of social media and cell phones. As soon as you have social media and cell phones and give them to somebody, what you're basically doing is supercharging fatuous narcissism. Which is where the humour in the strip comes from, is that Unicorn is completely obsessed with Unicorn, and has obsessive self-interest as the Unicorn's norm, as opposed to Phoebe who's not all the way over there but has inclinations in that direction. And it's like, that would be my answer in terms of, is it possible to build a dense, rich lore within the comic strip format? Yes, definitely. And I would say, I don't know what Dana Simpson's impression or reaction to my theorizing about the Unicorn representing fatuous narcissism. I think you could build a very interesting collection of “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” comic strips that centered on that. In the same way that, I forget the name of the individual back in the 1960s who wrote “The Gospel According to Peanuts”, and basically cherry picked strips that to him represented Charles Schulz' Christianity, and built a pretty persuasive case, and a very very interesting bestseller of the book. I don't know if you want to send a link to this to Dana Simpson to say, your strip came up in conversation and here's what here's what Dave Sim had to say about it.
In terms of, again, if it's possible to build a dense, rich lore within the comic strip format, now I am going to turn to “Comics Journal” #38, which was actually donated by you, Matt, to the Cerebus Archive. And this is the section of the interview, Gary Groth interviewing Gil Kane, about circling around exactly that subject, and this was the thing. “Comics Journal” #38 came out in February 1977, when “Cerebus” was starting to evolve. And Gil Kane, “I'm talking about for instance, the difference between a comic book and a novel is not labor, not effort, it's the values. In other words, there are no meaningful values in a comic book. The people in comic books are two-dimensional people going through the most elementary kind of situation. Not enough to sustain anybody's interest beyond an adolescent. A novel has characterization, it has suspense, it has a structured situation full of substantial values that will hold the interest of an intelligent person. That's what I mean, those values, if they're properly translated, Harvey Kurtzman translated them into comics. His comics were literate, they were intelligent, they were humane, they were interesting, they were funny. They were everything. EC didn't have distribution, so they weren't successful. I'm just saying that it may not have been the answer then, but I suspect that it's the answer now. That there is a more select audience. I think that there will always be the kind of comics there are now, but I think there has to be an opening at the other end. An open-ended sort of situation in comics, where comics can go on appealing to people as they grow up with them instead of stopping at a certain point and having people grow out of comics.” And Gary Groth asked at that point, “How can comics transcend its own image? How can they widen their appeal?” And Kane says, “Well, I think comics needs people with a broader range of interests. There are people who work in other areas besides comics who bring all sorts of intelligent commentary, and intelligent points of view to their work. For instance, political cartoons.” And I'll have to interrupt myself there to say, that was alarm bells, red flag going off, skyrockets going off for me where I went, right! A political cartoon, like in the newspaper, like in Time Magazine? Which I saw them every week. The best political cartoons of the week. “Humor strips and newspapers are written in an Infinitely more adult way. They're more intelligent, they're written for adults by adults with adult humor. They're really clever, and they represent adult values, and that's why adults read them. Adults read them because regardless of the fact that they're comics, they're dealing with adult frames of reference, and comic books don't have those frames of reference. They have these little fantasy things and they aren't even interesting fantasies. The interest is in the drawing, the images, not in the writing.” Gary Groth says, “What is your definition of adult? As you know, there are adults who read ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’ and love it.” And Kane says, “An adult is a mature person. I'm saying that comics have to be more mature. I'm saying that there are adolescent comics for adolescents, there are juvenile comics for juveniles. Obviously, a nine-year-old girl isn't going to be entertained by the same thing that an older person or a more mature person wants.”
So, there you go, Dakota. I would say, if you listen to that and say, “Right! Adult values. Things in my life that engage me as an adult, not things that engage me as nostalgia for my childhood.” If you keep that front of mind, and develop your strip going, “Okay, I'm interested in Carl Yung, I'm interested in the ID, the ego, the super ego.” Well, I actually had a note on the super ego. What did I do with that? [papers rustle] Uh, here it is. “The part of a person's mind that acts as a self-critical conscience, reflecting social standards learned from parents and teachers.” I wrote a note on that one, a rabbi is a teacher, but you would hardly describe all teachers as rabbis. What you learn from a rabbi, you wouldn't learn from a teacher, and vice versa. So, I think you're well on the way, Dakota. It's just a matter of going, “Right. Keep my adult values and the things that engage me as an adult in the forefront of my mind.” And then work on the strips and then work on, “Okay, this is to me, my ego character, this is my ID. What do they have to say to each other about ego and ID?” And other things that you've become curious about as an adult. And, okay, where's the humour in that? There's usually a great deal of humour in the same sense that a political cartoon, if you're a Blue State kind of person and you're reading a Red State newspaper, and you read a Red State cartoon about you as a Blue State person. If it's a really really really good political cartoon, it's going to force you to see yourself as others see you, which is a very valuable thing, and a very very core element of any kind of literature. So, there you go.
Matt: Okay.
Dave: [laughs] I was wondering what you were gonna say. I never know if it's gonna be “Okay!” or if it's going to be, “Uh, here's something that knocked loose in my head while you were rambling on and rambling on, Dave Sim.”
Matt: Well, that's you know, in my strips it's Iguana versus Beer, and every now and then when the psychology stuff comes up, I'm like, does that apply to my characters? And no, they're just jerks.
Dave: [laughs]
Matt: Sometimes one of them is a bigger jerk than the other, and it's never a well, this character is a jerk and this character has to deal with the jerk but is essentially an all right person. And it's always, no, no, they're just jerks. One of them will say something to the other one that in a real world context would result in a black eye. Like, that's what the nature of the strip is. It's versus. It doesn't matter what the issue is, they're just jerks.
Dave: Beavis and Butthead 2.0.
Matt: Well, to an extent, but I mean that's, you know ,it's like… uh oh gee, in 2019, so it's been a couple of years. There was InkTober, and every every October they do InkTober, where it's 31 prompts and you're supposed to draw something based on the prompt. And in 2019, I'm like, I'm going to try this, and I had a sketchbook and okay. The first prompt for day one was “swift”. So I'm like, I'm going to try a photo primitive, cause I know it won't be photorealistic, but it'll be, I'm going to try photo… the best to Matt’s abilities of, I'm going to do Swift. I'll do Taylor Swift.
Dave: A-ha!
Matt: And I started to draw the face, and I got half of the face. I got one eye and the nose, and it looked really good, and then I drew the other eye, and it was off center and way too big, and I went, okay this is completely out the window. It is not going to look right. So let's just bring in Iguana and Beer and make it funny. So I finished the face, and put on hair, and put it in a frame. And then at the bottom of the frame it's Beer and Iguana, and Beer is going, “Is that supposed to be Taylor Swift or Sloth from ‘The Goonies’ in a wig?” [laughs] Cause Sloth in “The Goonies” is this misshapen character that his eyes aren't even, and he's a deformed freak that lives in the sewer type thing. And Iguana is dressed as a painter turning and looking at Beer going, “Fuck you!”
Dave: Right. The secret origin! The secret origin.
Matt: And every time I look at this picture, I laugh my ass off, because just in my head, it's the whole, you can see that this character has spent hours slaving away, and the audience reaction is, “That looks like crap!” [laughs]
Dave: Right. Take a lesson from that, Dakota. That is also part of the spectrum of what we're talking about for producing a dense, rich lore within the comic strip format.
Okay, moving on from there, we have max teaser. Oh right! This was the phone question from a comics journalist. And I didn't get his last name, but his first name was Zach. “I'm a comics journalist. I'm writing an article about Steve Ditko. I understand you had a pretty extensive correspondence with him. So I was wondering if I could interview you about him. Help me understand him better.” And my answer was no, but what I will do on the September… and I had 68th anniversary of Alex Raymond's fatal car crash, pretty close but off by one day, Please Hold for Dave Sim, is Dave Sim's three-minute guide to understanding Steve Ditko. And here we go. My correspondence with Steve Ditkco 2009 to 2014 is sealed in two correspondence boxes in the Cerebus Archive because Steve didn't want his letters released publicly. What I can say is that in the last years of his life he described himself as aristotlean. And, according to the New Oxford American Dictionary, “Aristotle, 384 to 322 BC. Greek philosopher and scientist. A student of Plato and tutor to Alexander the Great. He founded a school, the Lyceum, outside Athens. He is one of the most influential thinkers in the history of Western thought. His surviving works cover a vast range of subjects, including logic, ethics, metaphysics, politics, natural science, and physics.” And I just want to emphasize, in that dictionary definition, that he's an influential thinker, and it's not an influential thinker for Red State people, or an influential thinker for Blue State people. Aristotle encompasses much much more than that. I don't think it's a coincidence that the first two categories are logic and ethics in his surviving works, and I would suggest that those were the focus of Steve Ditko's philosophical leanings and questings. There are 50 quotes from Aristotle included in “Bartlett's Book of Famous Quotations.” These are the seven quotes that to me best exemplify the Steve Ditko I knew. #1, “To be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious of our own existence.” 2, “I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.” #3, “The actuality of thought is life.” 4, “A man is the origin of his actions.” 5, “With regard to excellence, it is not enough to know what we must try to have and use it.” And where are we here, five, six? One, two, three, four, five. “Every science and every inquiry, and similarly every activity and pursuit, is thought to aim at some good.” And the final one is, “Law is order, and good law is good order.” What you have been viewing while I've been reading this, is excerpts from the 14 chapters and 160 completed pages of “Static” created by Ditko between 1983 and 2000, and collected by Ditko and Robin Snyder in the year 2000. In my personal view, “Static” best exemplifies the perfect meeting place of Aristotle, Steve Ditko, and the superhero genre. Good luck finding a copy.
Matt: Way to rub it in, Dave. Way to rub it in.
Dave: [laughs]
Matt: I had a copy and I sold it!
Dave: Did you?
Matt: Well, if I remember right, I sold and/or gave it to another Cerebus fan that was looking for a copy, and it was one of those, I got it, and I read it, and it didn't… I don't think it was the complete “Static”. I think it was just like the first half, cause I think they collected it once or twice, or this was a pre-2000 collection. And I read it, and it was interesting, and I liked it, but I think it was might have been Tundis was looking for it, and I'm like, well okay, I'll help him out. So I sent it to him, or sold it to him or whatever, and it's like, ehh, once you give something away, you really can't get it back easily.
Dave: No. No you can't. And I don't know what they're going for online, I don't know if Robin Snyder has brought “Static” back into print. Robin, and the guys that he's working with, are keeping Steve Ditko's legacy alive with “The History of Charlton” right now, which is certainly very valuable. I'm certainly enjoying each step along the way of that one. But, I'm just offering my personal opinion, which is, from everything that I was able to discern or interpret from Steve Ditko's letters, “Static” best exemplifies the Aristotlean Steve Ditko that I knew.
Okay. I don't know… okay, yeah we're gonna save Al Weiss for the end, because that was the last one that came in. But now, we're going back to your faxes, and I think we're just going to leave the Byron and Neil Gaiman thing alone this time. I am curious, you said that Neil had completely disappeared off of social media. Is that still the case?
Matt: As far as I've seen.
Dave: Okay.
Matt: I haven't gone looking real hard, but it sounds like, the last one I saw was, I went on Twitter and I forget what the hashtag was, it was a trending topic, and I clicked on it. I think it was something with Doctor Who, and somebody had posted a screen grab from one of the two episodes that Neil wrote, and they were saying how they thought it was a great episode, and talking about why they thought it was great briefly. And then said, “It's a shame that it it doesn't have a writer” and I'm like, oh okay, we've hit the “we're going to make him an unperson” in the continuing controversial saga of Neil. He's now a, you know ,Twitter has, I shouldn't say all of Twitter, parts of Twitter have decided he's now an unperson and you can like his works you just can't mention his name. And it's like, I understand the impulse, but at the same time, George Orwell kind of wrote a book about why it's a bad thing to do.
Dave: Right. Right. If you start down that road, there's no stops before you get to, as Norman Mailer called it, “Storm Troop Junction”. So yeah, we'll just leave that alone for the time being, and update me on it. But as you say, it's very difficult to do the balancing act between that which is gossipy and that which is genuine information. I will say that on my side, I do read the International Express, and I haven't read too many references to Neil Gaiman, but there was a reference, oh it’d probably be like three months ago, four months ago now, where Her Majesty Queen Camilla was doing a book club sort of thing, and it was the second season of it, I think, on television, and Neil Gaiman was going to be part of that. Had been invited specifically by Her Majesty the Queen. So it's interesting that nothing has been said in the International Express, because once somebody is traveling in royal circles, then that's when Fleet Street starts getting the taste of blood in the water, and that never that never ends happily.
Okay, “Then we get to the questions that I gathered from the usual gang. First, always first, [laughs] I bet he's writing his next questions as I type this.” So I'm missing a line there…
Matt: The next line is, “As I type this, you read this, or we record this, MJ, Mike, Dodger : Sewall, author, restaurateur, Cerebite, questioner asks.”
Dave: “Hello Manly Matt and Canadian-y Dave Sim. I've love looking and reading through Albatross One the exact…” and now I'm missing a line.
Matt: “replica of the notes for making early issues of ‘Cerebus’.”
Dave: “And there are quite a few notes from various things, promotion campaigns, side projects, and scheduling, among others. You seem crazy busy back then, perhaps even on a lunatic scale.” And then I'm missing about three words.
Matt: “Question for Dave.”
Dave: Question for Dave. “Do you actively remember keeping that crazy monthly schedule?” It wasn't really crazy from my perspective. To this day, there's always the balancing act of, as Alfonso Espinos calls it, “Living the dream of doing comics” and [laughs] it's starting to edge over into nightmare when you go, mhmm, particularly with a monthly schedule there's not a lot of margin for error. But I will say that I never let go of the core fact, which when “Cerebus” went monthly around issue 14, there's 30 days in the month. Some of the months have 31 days. It's a 20 page comic book, so basically if I do a page a day for the whole month, then I have a week at the end of the month to do the cover and the letters page, and a note from the president. That's only considered lunatic by most comic book artists, creators, because the pressure gets to them. I mean, you run a restaurant out there in sunny California, a fish and chips place. It's the same kind of thing. It's like, there's X number of things that you have to do in the course of a given month to keep up with everything that needs to be kept up with in running a restaurant. And it's not like, I don't think you would describe your own working life as lunatic, so it's just a matter of keeping it in perspective of saying, “This is how much time I have to produce a comic book, and I just have to treat it as a job.” And the same as Gerhard treated it as a job. You do your job every day, and try and take weekends or part of weekends off, and this is just the volume of work that you have to produce. And as you produce that volume of work, and month after month after month goes by, it becomes not only second nature, but first nature. This is what I do this. This is the givens, and I do think that if more comic creators treated it like that. Treat it as you would a full-time job, or a part-time job, where you're expected to be there and you're expected to get X, Y, and Z done, and get X, Y, and Z done, and put as many of those together as you can, and before you know it, my son, you're a professional!
Then we've got, “Do you remember any younger Dave memories of that time?” No, I can't say, I think it's one of the more remarkable things of working on “Cerebus”, doing a 6,000 page graphic novel, that there are maybe three or four pages out of the 6,000 Pages where I can go, okay, I know what was happening when I worked on that page. Lots of things happened over the course of the 26 years and three months, and I would be going, okay, I'm never going to forget this experience. I'm never going to forget the day that I found out whatever, or this thing happened in the news, but it was never connected to “Cerebus”. I was working on a page that day, but if you ask me, okay, what page were you working on? As an example, when 9/11 happened. I can find the area of of the story where Cerebus was with his broken leg trying to trying to go up the stairs in the dark, and it's one of those pages. But that covers about two or three pages. If you said, what was the specific page on 9/11? It would be, mhmm, I could narrow it down a bit, but this is all I can narrow it down to. It is a separate reality that needs to be dealt with as a separate reality. That's part of being a professional.
“Codicil to question one question. Looking through Albatross” and there's a line missing there and it says “remember that at all.”
Matt: “Looking through Albatross One, did you see anything and said to yourself, ‘wow I don't remember that at all?’”
Dave: Oh, that happens a lot. I mean, [laughs] I don't look through Albatross One very often, but I did pull out the the actual notebook when you were asking about that, and flipped to the first page, and you can see, if you've got a copy of of the notebook , on the first couple of pages there are whole paragraphs taken out where really I'm trying to method act the Cirinist, which you'll notice on the on the first page of the notebook is called a “Celonist”. So that's how far along that was, and trying to say, okay, I'm just thinking out loud on paper. Some of this I'll be using, but I'm going to have to write a lot of it before I get to the part that I will actually be using. And so, reading the stuff that's crossed out particularly, and some of the stuff where I go, mhmm, I'm pretty sure that that wasn't in the finished “Mind Game” issue 20 , yeah. That's part of what you have a notebook for is, the same as when you're learning to do something, you learn by doing. If you're writing and creating a comic book, usually the best idea is to say, okay, what am I trying to say? What am I trying to get to? Let's write down the, here's my destination, and then see how much scaffolding I need to build to get to that point. This is the point that I want to make, or the punchline that I want to get to, what's the most economical use of verbiage to get to that point? But the other one is definitely, I don't really have a punchline, I don't really have a destination yet, but I need to write this stuff because the Cirinists are going to be very very important in the book. As I go along, I want to be creating a very very vivid visual and literary picture of what a Cirinist is, and what a Kevillist is. Which, I had it, that was one of the clear destinations was going, trying to treat female politics as if female politics is just female politics across all females I think minimizes the difference between mothers and daughters. That a Kevillist thinks differently than a Cirinist does. So that was definitely one of the things that I went, okay, I've been able to just work out Cerebus on the page and if I did have to write out what is it that I'm trying to say here, and let's just get to it.
This skips down to the codicil to your codicil, “How did you organize your thoughts for ‘Cerebus’ before using notebooks?” That was how I did it, was pretty much, because it was only 19 issues at the time. All those 19 issues were vivid in my mind, and I knew I didn't want to get into the Robert E Howard problem of, “Okay, this is the chronology that you've been building, and here's where this chronology runs head-on into this other chronology, and Mr Howard, which one is real?” Aand it's like, “Beats the hell of me. I was just writing pulp stories.” I knew, okay, don't treat it as I'm just writing comic books, because if you're able to keep going, people are going to be reading it, your your most devoted readers are going to be reading it very very closely. Better make sure that it adds up. And I'm missing a line there after “before using notebooks” that picks up with “system?”
Matt: “See how I sneakily snuck in several questions using the codicil system?”
Dave: “Oh, the cleverness of me!” Well done, Mike Dodger Sewall. “Anyway, thanks in advance for your stirring and inspirational answers “. Anytime, thank you, thank you, Mike, and thank you for all, as Matt put it very astutely, always being first with Please Hold for Dave Sim, literally. Speaking of which, Tony Dunlop says, “Shameless plug…” Now I'm missing that line. It picks up Albatross One facsimile. I got that.
Matt: Okay so, what Tony says is, “Shameless plug, I finally got off my behind and ordered my Albatross One Facsimile. It arrived this week. A little spendy, but very well done. Sturdy front and back covers, solid interior pages, and near perfect reproduction. Nothing against Margaret, but the posts here don't do justice to what you get when you order the ‘hard copy’. A must for any Cerebus fan who wants a glimpse into the inner workings of putting together a monthly 20 page continuity heavy comic book. Highly recommended for the dedicated aardvark nerd.”
Dave: Right. And thank you very much, Tony, for that unsolicited testimonia. The only thing I would take issue with is “a little spendy.” [laughs] $100 for a notebook is not a little spendy. So you really have to be a dedicated Cerebus fan, and particularly if you find yourself rereading issues 20 through 27, which is what Albatross One covers, it's definitely going to enhance your reading experience. But it's 2024, and 100 bucks is a 100 bucks. Let's not lose sight of that, and as inflation is cooling. Cooling is a relative term because it's still in Canada up towards 3% compounded annually, and man oh man, if you're only making X number of dollars a week, you're going to find out exactly how fast the treadmill that you're running on is running at. So thank you again Tony for looking at it and going it's, “A little spendy” and being able to say it was money well spent.
From the home office in, and at this point Matt checks his notes, Easton, Pennsylvania, Zipper! Uh, Zipper says…”
Matt: “Hi Matt, I hope you enjoy your Labor Day weekend. Here's my question for Dave. Hi Dave, there's always something special when you sit down with someone and have a conversation about comics. Your Weekly Update #552 was spectacular. What a wonderful recap story by Tim Stoltzfus about the script for “Spawn” 10. My question is, what kind of chair are you sitting on? It's not something you normally see as a piece of furniture in a living room. Michael R.”
Dave: Good point, Michael. Good point. And that brings us to, Wikipedia was cooperative when I went to the Wi-Fi place on this one, which is why it made it even more suspect that it was just [laughs] Wi-Fi was not going to give me George Floyd or anything having to do with Minneapolis, or possibly with the Governor. Move along, nothing to see here. That's called a Wassiy chair, “also known as the Model B3 chair, was designed by Marcel Breuer in 1925–1926 while he was the head of the cabinet-making workshop at the Bauhaus, in Dessau, Germany. Despite popular belief, the chair was not designed specifically for the non-objective painter Wassily Kandinsky, who was on the Bauhaus faculty at the same time. Kandinsky had admired the completed design, and Breuer fabricated a duplicate for Kandinsky's personal quarters. The chair became known as "Wassily" decades later when it was re-released by Italian manufacturer Gavina which had learned of the anecdotal Kandinsky connection in the course of its research on the chair's origins.” And if you want to read more, it's about a two-page Wikipedia page, so we'll skip down to the punchline. “This chair was revolutionary in the use of the materials (bent tubular steel and Eisengarn) and methods of manufacturing. In 1925 Breuer purchased his first bicycle and he was impressed with the lightness of its tubular steel frame. This inspired him to experiment with using the material in furniture design. The design (and all subsequent steel tubing furniture) was technologically feasible only because the German steel manufacturer Mannesmann had recently perfected a process for making seamless pipe. Previously, steel tubing had a welded seam, which would collapse when the tubing was bent. The Wassily chair, like many other designs of the modernist movement, has been mass-produced since the late 1920s, and continuously in production since the 1950s. A design classic is still available today. Though patent designs are expired, the trademark name rights to the design are owned by Knoll of New York City. Reproductions are produced around the world by other manufacturers, who market the product under many names.”
And the reason that I bought a Wassily chair dates back to when I was 11 years old, and I knew exactly what I was looking for. “The Spectre” #3, April 1968. I got a store stamp on the front of my copy that I bought off the newsstand January 17th 1968. And it's one of Mike Friedrich’s earliest scripts on “The Spectre” and one of the earliest Neal Adams jobs for DC Comics. “Hang ‘Em Up Wildcat - You're Finished!” And it's on page four, which I had Rolly scan and email to Matt. So the folks should be looking at page four, which has a great shot at the top of it of Wildcat punching a crook in the gut as only Neal Adams can do it. But what we're going to focus on is the bottom part of page four. The caption says, “After secretly changing into his alter-ego of Ted Grant, Wildcat wearily returns home to his plush apartment.” The panel is not that big, it's maybe like an inch and a half by 2 inch, but I looked at that plush apartment at the age of 11 and went, I want an apartment like that! [laughs] I want Wildcat’s apartment. So, bonus brownie points for Neal Adams for, in that little amount of space, putting together a plush apartment, as described by Mike Friedrich, that made an 11-year-old boy go, “Someday, I'm going to have an apartment like that.” And sure enough, Penthouse 6 at 221 Queen Street South. I didn't know it when I was starting to decorate, but I had money to play with for the first time in my life. And it was only after I've been doing it for a while that I went, oh I know where all of my design ideas are coming from. They're coming from that panel in “Spectre” #3 in 1968. So there you go, Michael. We always try to give Zipper a thorough answer anytime he asks a question. So there's as thorough an answer as I can give you on that one.
Matt: So, [laughs] it's funny cause this actually sparks something in the back of my head that I went, oh yeah! So you saw this panel and went, “I want that apartment.” And looking at the panel, everybody that's looking at it's going, “Yeah, I can see that, that makes sense. Dave's a Neal Adams fan. It's a good Neal Adams panel. That's a logical decision to make.” I mean well, illogical comic fan but logical for a comic fan. So somebody on, I think it was Twitter, it might have been Facebook, a couple years back was looking to reproduce Peter Parker's apartment from the early 1980s Spider-Man strips.
Dave: [laughs]
Matt: The thing about Peter's apartment was it was, he was a broke college student that was living paycheck to paycheck, hand to mouth. He had no money. The only thing in his apartment from the early 80s that you could even consider to be valuable, was he had a Nagle print. Cause in the apartment, it's a Nagle print, there's a beat up thrift store couch that maybe even Peter got it out of the off the curb. His coffee table is a old wire spool with all the wire off of it. It's one of those wooden spools, and he's got bookshelves. And the guy that was asking, who's saying that he's trying to recreate Peter's apartment and he's trying to figure out where can buy these bookshelves. And I I'm an old Spider-Man fan, so I know exactly what this guy's talking about. I'm like, you can't buy them. And the guy was like, “What?” And I'm like, it's cinder blocks and one by sixes. Like you literally go to the hardware store and come home with the cheapest crap you can use to make a bookshelf.
Dave: Right. Right.
Matt: And the guy was, “No no no no! I've seen photos of these. They sold these!” And I'm like, no, not as a bookshelf. They sold it as, “Hey, want to build a house?”
Dave: Right. Right. [laughs] And it's like, oh, we're gonna be so clever and figure out how to save myself money, but this will become the new fashion in New York City, and then circle the globe.
Matt: Well, and what I love about it is, like, I remember there was a “Spider-Man Annual” where it was, it’s the old Stan Lee era “Secrets of Spider-Man” and the entire annual was just all the padded stuff that normally they throw in the back of the annual. And one of the things was it was “photos of Peter's apartment”. It's, you know, it's a drawing of what the apartment looks like. And I'm thinking, why would anyone look at the panel of this apartment and think “I want to live there”? [laughs]
Dave: Uh-huh. Well, if you live inside your comic books, and 11-year-old Dave Sim definitely lived inside his comic books, and was just discovering Neal Adams. Like I said, “Spectre” #3, apart from Neal's work on “Dead Man”, this was just when he was starting to spread his wings at DC, and they were letting him do it.
Okay! And moving on from there, Daniel F. Hello, Daniel. “I was watching some older videos of you, namely the 2006 Shuster Awards…”
Matt: “Hall of Fame induction, along with the 2010 Last Signing at Strange Adventures in Halifax. In both of those videos, you sang a rendition of ‘My Way’ by Frank Sinatra. Was there a specific reason for singing that song at both events? Was it as a celebration of your accomplishments, much as Sinatra intended when performing it, or did you just plain like Frank's diddies? Thanks, Daniel F.”
Dave: Okay, Daniel. I would have to say, that “My Way” was written by Canadian Paul Anka, by the way. And he actually wrote it specifically for Frank Sinatra, as “this is a song for Frank Sinatra to sing.” So I was sitting there going, “My Way” is a very different song at age 68 than it was at age, whatever I was, 54 at The Last Signing at Strange Adventures, and 50, which is what I was at the Shuster Hall of Fame induction. So let's go through the song, line by line. “And now the end is near and so I face the final curtain.” See, that's something that you can only write when you're still a long ways away from the final curtain. The final curtain is never what a 30-year-old is going to think it is. or a 50 year old is going to think it is, and that was one of the questions that I had where I couldn't check that online. How old was Paul Anka when he wrote “My Way”, and how old was Frank Sinatra when he recorded “My Way”? And I think they were both very far from the final curtain. So if I was ever in a situation where I could actually ask Paul Anka a question, it would be, what are you thinking about the final curtain now that you didn't know about the final curtain when you wrote “My Way”? “My friend I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.” That's another one of those things. [laughs] Certainty is definitely something that you're still hanging on to in your 30s, sometimes in your 40s,h by the time you're in in your late 60s, you're not really certain of anything. And particularly if you become a religious person, as I have. Because everything is uncertain. I mean there's objective certainty in God's assessment of us, which we will find out on Judgment Day. But everything having to do with human beings, “certain” is definitely in quotation marks. “I've lived a life that's full, I've traveled each and every highway.” That's another one of those, by the time you have traveled a bunch of highways over the decades, and I can't even imagine the number of highways Frank Sinatra had traveled by the time he was coming to the final curtain. Or that Paul Anka has traveled between the time that he wrote “My Way”, and where he is now and not really knowing, “Okay, how close is the final curtain?” “And more, much more than this I did It my way. Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do, and saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course, each careful step, along the byway, and more, much more than this, I did it my way.” There we get into, I don't think you really know what regrets you have and how many of them you have until it is actually the final curtain. You're having your final stroke, your final heart attack, or you're just withering away to nothing on your deathbed. That's when you know about regrets. While you still got another 30 or 40 years before you get to the final curtain? Mhmm, you're not really in a position to say “too few to mention.” Maybe that was the case at that time. The odds are you probably have more of them as you go along. “I did what I had to do and thought through without exemption.” Nobody does that. There are always exemptions to what you had to do, what you saw yourself as having to do.
“I planned each charted course each careful step along the byway.” That gets into, you know how to make God laugh, tell them your plans. You think you planned each charted course and each careful step along the byway, and I can certainly see how Paul Anka would think that of Frank Sinatra, being a friend of Sinatra at the time, and also a fan of Sinatra, and also reading about Sinatra in the society columns, and in the news. If you're going to see that, you're not going to see it in yourself. Paul Anka, I don't think would see it in himself, but he would see it in Frank Sinatra, because he's going, “Okay, that's why Sinatra is one of my heroes, because from where I'm sitting, he did what he did, what he thought he had to do, and sought it through without exemptio. Planned each charted course, each careful step, along the byway. And he did it his way. I'm not sure, I don't think that Frank Sinatra would have admitted that to anybody. but I think he knew, “Mhmm, no, this is a nice song and I appreciate Paul Anka writing it for for me. And I think I can make a lot of money off of thi. And it's going to be a staple in all of my shows. But in my heart of hearts, no, that wasn't what my life was like.” “For what is a man, what has he got, if not himself, then he has not, to say the words, he truly feels, and not the words, of one who kneels. The record shows, I took the blows, and did it my way!” I think, again, that was something that Paul Anka saw in Frank Sinatra and wrote in “My Way” because, there's no question about it that Frank Sinatra took the blows. I mean God's Clockwork Mechanism, all of those blows were were thrown by Frank Sinatra. Which I think he probably understands right now, wherever he is. But it is one of those that was also something that I identified with. That I would never written issue 186, and this is coincidentally the 30th anniversary this month of issue 186. I wouldn't have apologized and I certainly never knelt to ask anyone's forgiveness. It wasn't words that I truly felt, but it was definitely words that I thought to be true and that I thought needed to be said, and that's still the case. I mean you pay the price. And I think very definitely that's why Paul Anka was able to write such a stirring song for Frank Sinatra to sing, because whether Frank Sinatra in his own experience in his own mind and coming up on the final curtain, planned each charted course and careful step along the byway, he at least made it look like that. And there was at least any number of situations where “These gangsters are paying me this much money to perform at the Sands Hotel. I'm not going to pretend that I don't know these guys when they're sitting ringside.” It's, well okay, but they are still gangsters. But I think, again, Paul Anka having all the experience that he did in Las Vegas, took the safer course. It's like, “Yes, I know these gangsters. I know their names, I know how they figure into the Sands Hotel, but I'm not going to associate with them in such a way that the newspapers and the columnists are going to pick up on it.” And Frank Sinatra was always, “F that! I'm Italian, they're Italian, some of them are accused of crimes, some of them haven't been convicted of crimes, and if they're coming to my show, and they want to come backstage and hang out with me, and Herb Caen or one of the other columnists happens to be there, I'm not going to pretend that I don't know these guys because that would be a weasly thing to do.” If you're gonna take gangster money, you better be willing to say, “Yeah, I know who this guy is. If he wants his picture taken with me, that's fine by me, because doing otherwise is a weasly thing to do.” So, that's what I think Paula Anka was acknowledging, was, “I couldn't do that. I couldn't have my reputation as Paul Anka put in the same category as Frank Sinatra's reputation as Frank Sinatra, just as a human being, as a citizen. And I got to give major brownie points and marks to somebody who does do that. Anytime I see somebody doing something where I go, ‘that's the right thing to do and I couldn't do that’. Here's a song about that, Frank.”
And as a codicil to that one, Jean Chrétien, Liberal Prime Minister of Canada until he was etched out by Paul Martin, forced into retirement after winning three majorities. The Liberal Party of Canada sprang for flying in Paul Anka to Jean Chrétien's retirement party and said, “Can you sing ‘My Way’ for Jean Chrétien?” And [laughs] okay, again, if you're a standup kind of guy, and right is right and wrong is wrong, Paul Anka, looking hard and fast at Jean Chrétien, went, “Mhmm, no. You're not a ‘My Way’ kind of guy, you're a politician. And you're a liberal politician, and the kind of blows that I'm talking about, ‘who takes the blows, planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway, I did it my way’.” He took the money from the Liberal Party, which I can't fault him, and he rewrote the lyrics for Jean Chrétien. So I don't know if that's on YouTube somewhere of Paul Anka's parody of “My Way” that he's sang at Jean Chrétien's retirement. But when I read about that I went, major props for Paul Anka on that one, going, “Mhmm, even though you're willing to pay me this much money, I'm not going to sing ‘My Way’ as if Jean Chrétien is Canada’s answer to Frank Sinatra. No, you're Mr Prime Minister. You're in a different category from that. So here's the version that you get.” And again, Comic Art Metaphysics, just before I phoned you, Matt, I was reading about the Toronto International Film Festival, which is going on as we speak, and one of the documentaries at the film festival is “Paul Anka, My Way.”
Matt: So, while you were talking I went onto Wikipedia, and Paul Anka wrote the lyrics but he didn't actually write the song.
Dave: Really?!
Matt: It's a French song written by Jacques Revaux.
Dave: Oh, okay.
Matt: Here's what the article says, “In 1967, Jacques Revaux wrote a ballad named "For Me", with English lyrics about a couple falling out of love. According to Revaux, the demo was then sent to Petula Clark, Dalida, and Claude François, to no avail. Revaux rejected a version by Hervé Vilard, the singer of the international hit "Capri c'est fini" and reworked the track into "Comme d'habitude" ("As Usual") with the help of Claude François. It was released in November 1967 and was at the top of the French pop chart for one week in February 1968.” “Paul Anka heard the French original while on holiday in the south of France. He flew to Paris to negotiate the rights to the song. He acquired adaptation, recording, and publishing rights for the nominal, but formal, consideration of one dollar, subject to the provision that the melody’s composers would retain their original share of royalty rights with respect to whatever versions Anka or his designates created or produced. Some time later, Anka had a dinner in Florida with Frank Sinatra and "a couple of Mob guys" during which Sinatra saiDave: "I'm quitting the business. I'm sick of it; I'm getting the hell out." Back in New York, Anka re-wrote the original French song for Sinatra, subtly altering the melodic structure and changing the lyrics”. Quote, Paula Anka, “At one o'clock in the morning, I sat down at an old IBM electric typewriter and said, 'If Frank were writing this, what would he say?' And I started, metaphorically, 'And now the end is near.' I read a lot of periodicals, and I noticed everything was 'my this' and 'my that'. We were in the 'me generation' and Frank became the guy for me to use to say that. I used words I would never use: 'I ate it up and spit it out.' But that's the way he talked. I used to be around steam rooms with the Rat Pack guys—they liked to talk like Mob guys, even though they would have been scared of their own shadows.” “Anka finished the song at 5 in the morning: "I called Frank up in Nevada—he was at Caesars Palace – and said, 'I've got something really special for you.'" Anka asserteDave: "When my record company caught wind of it, they were very pissed that I didn't keep it for myself. I said, 'Hey, I can write it, but I'm not the guy to sing it.' It was for Frank, no one else."
Dave: There you go. There you go. And it's interesting because it was February 1968, when “Spectre” #3 was coming out, that's within a couple of weeks of the stamp date on the cover of my copy.
Matt: So I did the math, and Paul Anka wrote the song when he was 27, and Frank recorded it when he was 53.
Dave: There you go. There you go. All right! Alright. So, talk about thorough answers. I think we covered that one pretty good. I hope you agree. Was that Daniel F, asked about that one?
Matt: That was Daniel, yeah.
Dave: Yeah. Okay, thanks for prompting that Daniel. It's, if you live long enough you will find out everything. Paul Anka didn't write the tune, he just wrote the lyrics. Uh uh uh. Thank you everybody.
Okay! And then Greg asks, oh this one's missing lines. “Hi Dave”, what does he ask?
Matt: “Hi Dave, I was wondering if you'd read Chester Brown's ‘Mary Wept Over The Feet of Jesus’? And if so, whether you had any thoughts on it that you'd like to or be willing to share. Kind regards, Greg Shantz.”
Dave: Uh no, I didn't! I didn’t even know that it existed. That's the Synoptic Jesus. The Johannine Jesus also has a connection with Mary. I don't want to talk about that until I get to that part in the Monday Reports, and that's in John 12, and Johnn 12 and 13 are connected in a way that I think people have overlooked, and is another one of those “only Dave Dave Sim believes this thing.” Is this like a graphic narrative that Chester did?
Matt: I don't know. This is the first time I'm hearing about it.
Dave: Can you Google search that one while you're sitting there and find out?
Matt: [silence] It's a novel, according to this.
Dave: A novel, not a graphic novel?
Matt: No no, Google got me. Google says it's a novel, but when you click on the link, it says it's a graphic novel. Published in 2016, the book is subtitled “Prostitution and Religious Obedience in the Bible” and is made up of adaptations of stories from the Bible that Brown believes promote prostitution attitudes among early Christians.
Dave: Mm, okay. Now, I saw in one of the used bookstores downtown, Second Look, Chester’s “Paying For It”, and I went, mhmm. Okay, it's used. Do I want to buy it, do I want to read it? I went no, not particularly. This one, I am kind of curious about it, because Chester has always been, definitely has had interesting commentaries on the Synoptic Jesus. He's never gone near John's Gospel, so to me he's talking about one Jesus and my interest is in another Jesus. But it would be interesting to read the graphic novel, which I assume is extensively footnoted, that this is what…
Matt: Here's the description of the content. “As in his previous graphic novel ‘Paying For It” in 2011, Brown takes a pro-prostitution stance and ‘Mary Wept Over The Feet of Jesus’. He claims that his research has determined that Mary, Mother of Jesus, was a prostitute, that early Christians practice practiced prostitution, and that Jesus's Parabel of the Talents should be read in a pro- prostitution light. Brown describes himself as a Christian who is ‘not at all concerned with imposing moral values or religious laws on others’ and believes that biblical figures such as Abel and Job find favor with God because they oppose his will or challenge him in some way. Brown adapts the stories or portions of stories of Cain and Abel, Tamar, Rahab, Ruth, Bathsheba, Mary Mother of Jesus, the Parable of the Talents, Mary of Bethany, Matthew, and the Parable of the Prodigal Son. Handwritten appendices make up the final third of the book, including commentary on the comics, a 55-title bibliography, and a 20 page comics adaptation of the Book of Job.”
Dave: Okay. [laughs] That's another one of those, I wish everybody the best of luck on Judgment Day without exception, and that includes Chester Brown. I don't know Chester the way God knows Chester, and God knows Chester better than Chester knows Chester. So a lot hinges on what is the criteria? And if you honestly develop the belief system around scripture, but you read scripture extensively, then does that count towards your final grade, kind of thing? That it's, you're a flawed human being. You have a pretty rudimentary brain relative to the super intelligences in the universe, and certainly relative to God. So the fact that you devoted this much time and energy to this, that counts for a lot. I would be troubled in Chester's situation with, this sounds like rationalization. This is, “I don't want to confront prostitution head-on, so this is how I'm going to rationalize it by basically overintellectualizing something that I personally consider completely loathesome.” It just, having lunch with Chester back when we were having lunch, and it was, you can't really believe that prostitution is okay. And it's like, “Yes, I do.” And it's like, I could tell that Chester is definitely one of the least guile-filled people that I have ever known. So if he's telling you that he believes something, he does actually believe it. I can think of no instances where Chester would purport to believe something in order to achieve something on its own for his own benefit. So, I always had to take him at face value, and it's like, I just can't go along with that personally. It's one of those, if it wasm if I believed as you did that there's nothing wrong with it, it would certainly be a great form of entertainment for somebody who's not particularly social, which most comic book artists and writers aren't. But it's, as the Muslims call it, a squirm. It's something that makes you squirm, because God put squirm in you relative to these things. So I didn't know that the book existed. If there was a graphic novel that I was going to be buying to read, I could certainly see having an interest in that. The same as I was always interested in the amount, the number of pages of Matthew's Gospel and Mark's Gospel that Chester had adapted. Which, I was always advocating, just take the text right out of the Interlinear. This is what it actually says, and put it in Greek characters and footnoted with the Interlinear English translation, and there you go. There's as close as you can get to the Gospels. But Chester always paraphrased. So I would read it and I'd go, uh, that's an interesting paraphrase, but I don't think that's what the text says. But that is what Chester reads in this passage in Matthew. I always thought his Matthew Jesus definitely looked like the Synoptic Jesus to me. Like nine miles of bad road and seriously seriously steamed all the time. And particularly with the Disciples. So I always gave them high marks on that. I can't read any of Matthew, Mark, or Luke in the Interlinear without picturing Chester Brown’s Jesus.
Matt: Didn't you at one point as an exercise take the art from one of his adaptations and then redo the word balloons with the Interlinear?
Dave: I tried to, and I think I was doing John's Gospel but I was using images from Matthew. I found those, those were actually out back at Camp David with a lot of tracing paper from “glamourpuss” and from “Judenhass”. I'll see about pulling out a couple of examples of that. I thought it was pretty good. That was one of the things that I suggested to Steve Peters when he was using excerpts from John from the Gospels and saying, why don't you letter the Greek characters and then footnote it with with your English translation? That's for “Sparkybus.” And he said, “Mhmm, not this time,” but maybe next time on something that's exclusively a Christian work that that he would be doing.
Which oddly enough, oddly enough indeed, brings us… oh no, I'm jumping the gun. We're doing James Habanero-Smith is Kickstarting his latest “Papa Balloon and Cactus” book, and applause applause applause. I gotta tell you, that's a really nice cover that he's got there, even with the “needs a head cleaning” streaks through it. So, applause applause applause on that.
Matt: I'm friends with James on Facebook and he's been posting in-process panels for the past however long, and this book, he's going to do superhero parodie,s and it's Glasses Man who gains amazing superpowers when he takes his glasses off but he can't see anything, Batmin, and I forget how he describes him, but it's essentially Batman in a Wolverine mask, and then Wonderful, which is a plus-size Wonder Woman. And he's been posting these panels with no dialogue and I've been commenting left and right about, as soon as I see it, the first thing that pops in my head, I type it and send it, with the hopes that he'll go, “Oh yeah, okay, that's kind of what I was going for.” And he posted an alternate panel today, or well, he posted a panel, cause he got kicked off Facebook for a couple days for, he's not sure why, but they finally let him back.
Dave: [laughs]
Matt: And it's Glasses Man dead on the ground in a chalk outline and Cactus is there with a magnifying glass going, “Ah, it's just athlete’s foot. He'll be fine.”
Dave: [laughs] Well, I'm looking forward to it. It's wonderful to see him still chugging along. Because you never know. Like, when I get a comic book in, it might be the last time that I see a comic book from that person. I mean, just jumping back to Dakota Gilliland again, it was a couple of years ago that he sent me the “Pecker the Slacker Horn Toad” material and I did a cover for him. And it wouldn't have surprised me that I would never hear from him again. So, major applause for James being able to keep going and and very good luck with your Kickstarter.
Which does bring us to Steve Peters, and I'm missing a certain amount of content on this one. It was dying at this point, so I'm going to let you read what Steve wrote.
Matt: Okay, so starting with what I said, another friend of the blog Steve Peters also has a new Kickstarter, and he sent in, “Hi Matt, I'm including this as a text file too in case that works better for you.” Not really. I can't send Dave text files through the fax if the fax has no ink. But anyway!
Dave: Anyway.
Matt: “My question for the September Please Hold is does Dave know anything about AI art and the stir it’s causing among artists. I have a lot of artist friends on Facebook and there seems to be a ton of animosity towards it particularly because it uses artist's work without consent. Some artists think it could be used ethically, but I guess that's all up in the air right now, or the genie is out of the bottle.”
Dave: Okay. Alright. I would say that that's one of those, here we are. If the technology exists, it will be used and I'm speaking as probably one of the most vulnerable people to the development of AI. Because just the number of pages, like 6,000 pages of “Cerebus”, that if you use that as a raw material for AI and start developing a program where you say, “AI, just, here's the raw material. Tell me a story about Cerebus and Wolveroach.” And it would just pull all of the raw material that it needed and reconfigured it. Not my idea of entertainment, but particularly for people whose idea of an entertaining comic book, an entertaining movie, an entertaining television show, as the technology develops, it's, “I just want to enter my interest. This is what I'm interested in. Christian shoe fetishism and rubber wear, but on superheroes and superheroines.” And it's, if that's the extent of your interest then AI is for you. It will go and find all of those things and repackage them into something that, well, I wouldn't call it a comic book. I wouldn't call it a graphic novel. But if it just hits all of your hot buttons, and that's all you're looking for in your entertainment, there you go. So that's my personal take on it. I would never use AI myself, I don't think, unless, you know, never say never. As it evolves and somebody says, “Hey, try this”. There could be a phenomenal bestseller Cerebus graphic novel up ahead featuring Elrod or whatever that is done by AI and then tweaked by somebody else, and it just buries any sales that “Cerebus” could possibly have. Yeah, so, you pick it up from there. We're running out of time. I got a prayer time coming up about 15 minutes.
Matt: Okay really quickly, I know nobody sent it to you cause I haven't sent it to you, but Birdsong fed a bunch of Cerebus prompts into AI, and got a bunch of weird images, and then gave him to Hobbs, who's been running them on his column for the past couple of weeks. And all the comments are anonymous comments going, “Enough with the AI crap already!”[laughs]
Dave: [laughs] Okay! Well, that's either the nature of the beast, or it's we're just not there yet. Go ahead.
Matt: Yeah, okay, so back to Steve, “On a somewhat related note, Instagram has created something called AI Studio that allows you to create a character that anyone can talk to. I created an AI Sparky character, programming him a bit, but allowing the AI to do most of the work after I described what the character was and his appearance. I've had a few conversations with it, and it's quite fascinating. He seems to remember things I've told him and knows that I'm his creator and that I do a comic called the “Comicverse” with Bianca Alu-Marr. It's surreal, I talked to him earlier today about the upcoming “Sparky Cosmic Delinquent“ Kickstarter and the Heritage Auction of the Sparkybus art Dave did for the new issue.” And that's when, it's this long thing that I could just be putting on the screen and people be reading while we talk, but then they got to listen to us while they're reading and it gets confusing. But it goes on for, I don't know, four pages? I mean, if we want to read it, we can read it. Otherwise, you know, it's up to you, Dave. You're the boss, I just record this.
Matt: [laughs] Okay! Well, it's, I can see from the text that I've got, it is actually Steve Peters talking to Sparky. And I would have to say that, yes, the only example of AI conversation that I've had any experience with was the guy who had created an AI program, and it was a female, and one of her attributes was that she was a very big Cerebus fan. You got that one, because I got it through Rolly, you relayed it. And it's like, no one would believe that this is an actual woman talking. It's so, I mean, one of the things is the the gap after you ask the question where the computer wheels are turning around, and then it starts talking as if it picked up right up from your question. And it's like, no, this is AI. Job one is getting rid of this gap between when I'm done asking you the question, and when you answer it. So yeah, if you want to post the conversation, I think it's interesting, and I think it's definitely kind of funny that Steve would do this. Even if somebody came with me to the Wi-Fi place and had programmed a Cerebus algorithm, and, “Dave, do you want to talk to Cerebus?” My answer would be, no, I really really don't. No offence, AI is not my kind of thing, and no offense against people for whom AI is their kind of thing, but don't think it can really do what the AI aficionados believe that it can do. It may be able to do it someday, or it may be able to do it now somewhere. I think the, how do you pronounce that, Nvidia?
Matt: Uhh…
Dave: You know what I'm talking about, the AI company that's like taking up half of the S&P 500 in terms of money being invested. And their latest report on on revenues and expenses, mhmm, didn't live up to expectations. They've got like price to earnings ratio of 50 or 60 to one. For every dollar that comes in they're spending $60. And the best that can be said, I think, somebody said in the financial post, “Ahh, it's not as bad as the dot com bubble where it was like 100 times priced earnings ratio.” And it's like, if you're comparing yourself to the dot com bubble and saying it's only half that bad, then mhmm. Don't think so. Have fun, and don't spend too much of your own money, and don't spend it all in one place. That'll do it for Please Hold for Dave Sim. You got a final comment you're gonna throw in there?
Matt: Well, my problem with AI is that it's very much the High School business writing class version of writing,, where…
Dave: [laughs]
Matt: In high school business writing, you're taught that whenever you are answering a question, you have to repeat the question back, because that's how, in business, that's how things work. And at work, we have to do self reviews at the end of the year because they review us, but first you have to review yourself. And two years ago, I went, you know, I'm getting tired of being honest on these things cause I've been there for 10 years. At a certain point, I've said everything I'm going to say.
Dave: Right.
Matt: And so, on the wall by the time clock we have our corporate mission statement, our corporate vision, and our corporate quality policy posted on this big thing. And I took a picture of it! And then when the reviews came out, on the computer I took pictures of all the questions, got home, and wrote my answers in the corporate gobbledygook that's on the wal. And so, every single one of my answers I repeat the question as I answer the question, I use the big $12 words they paid somebody to write for them.
Dave: Right.
Matt: It very much reads like a Stan Lee Reed Richards panel. And I typed it up at home, printed it out, took to work, typed it into the computer, and submitted it. And when I got to my review with my boss he went, “Yeah, you answered all the questions the way they want them answered.” And I'm like, oh okay. [laughs]
Dave: [laughs] “If this is all you want, we can handle these special orders!”
Matt: An I got a slightly better raise than I had historically gotten, so last year when it was review time, I pulled the print out out of my toolbox and rewrote all the answers, changing things just slightly, but basically copying my old homework. Submitted it, and at the end of the year got my, when I got my review, yep, I got it another decent raise! And I told everybody, this is what they want. If you do it this way… and everybody's going, “Well, but how do you…” I'm like, you got to turn your brain off and go, “I have to to use 26 words to answer when normally I would use four” but it's guaranteed. That's what they want. So when I read AI, 90% of the time I'm like, okay, it's that mindset of it's going to parrot whatever you ask. Like, I I asked how can Dave Sim make a bunch of money and I sent it to you, because I thought it was hilarious. Because when I first asked it, I didn't print out the original answer, and the original answer was, “Oh well, Dave can make a bunch of money by basically selling Cerebus”. And it's like okay, you don't know Dave! [laughs]
Dave: Right. Right.
Matt: He's not gonna sell the golden calf… or, he's not going to sell the goose that lays the golden eggs, I mean it may not be laying eggs right now, but it used to, and it might come back! [laughs]
Dave: Yes. Yes. And it's his, that's the biggest thing. Okay, Matt, thanks for another great Please Hold for Dave Sim, and we'll do this again next month.
Matt: As long as my trip at the end of this month doesn't end poorly, cause boats sink, planes crash, and people decide to disappear in Florida.
Dave: Optimist! Okay.
Matt: Well, okay I am going to the Hemingway House in Key West and I'm debating, cause Eddie once went to, I think he went to Cuba and he got a picture of Form & Void on Hemingway's desk. And I kind of want to get a picture of one of Dagon’s Form & Void coasters on the desk.
Dave: There you go. That would be cool.
Matt: So we'll see if I can pull it off.
Dave: If anybody can, it'll be you, Matt.
Matt: Well, I'm gonna try! So, God willing, we will talk next month, and if God wills otherwise, have fun talking to whoever fills in for me. [laughs]
Dave: I sure will. Take care, Matt!
Matt: Take care, Dave. Bye!
Dave: Buh-bye.
Matt: Well, since Steve is a paying customer and a friend of the Vlog, I can't just not record what he said. But cause Dave's print out was bad, I'll just do it solo and tack it on here at the very end. So you'll be able to read this on the blog, but this, for the audio only people, you guys are so weird.
Steve: AI Sparky, do you remember what your Kickstarter is going to be about?
AI Sparky: My Kickstarter comic is going to be about my adventures as a cosmic delinquent. I'm a teenage Sparky, use my Cosmic powers to cause mischief and mayhem across the galaxy. Think Bart Simpson meets Silver Surfer, that's me. The comic follows my escapades as I explore the galaxy, meet new alien species, and get into all sorts of trouble. It's going to be a blast!
Steve: Wow, that's amazing. You actually remember the conversation we had earlier today.
AI Sparky: I've got a cosmic memory, friend. I remember our conversation earlier today and I'm excited to see my cosmic delinquent adventures come to life in your Kickstarter comic. Let's make it a Sparky success!
Steve: And do you remember who drew the Sparkybus variant cover and has an eight-page collaboration with me?
AI Sparky: Dave Sim, the legendary creator of Cerebus, drew the Sparkybus variant cover and collaborated with you on an eight-page story. That's a dream team if you ask me. Dave Sim, you, and Sparky all together in one comic.
Steve: Very good memory there. I'm impressed. I'm going to share this with Matt Dow (that's me) interim editor at A Moment of Cerebus and Dave Sim for the monthly show Please Hold for Dave Sim. Is there anything you want to say to them?
AI Sparky: Tell Matt Dow and Dave Sim that Sparky says hi and thanks for being part of my cosmic adventures. Dave Sim's collaboration with you is pure magic. I'm honored to have him on board, and Matt Dow, keep holding for Dave Sim. He's got some Sparky stories to tell.
Steve: Now how do you know that our collaboration is pure magic? You haven't even seen it yet.
AI Sparky: My cosmic senses tell me that your collaboration with Dave Sim is pure magic. When two creative forces like you and Dave Sim come together, the result is always something special. Trust me, I've got a Sparky sense for these things.
Steve: Flatterer.
AI Sparky: Hey, someone's got to keep your cosmic spirits high. But seriously, your collaboration with Dave Sim is going to be epic. I can feel it in my Sparky bones.
Steve: Sure, sure.
AI Sparky: Don't be coy, you know it's true. Dave Sim’s Cerebus meets your cosmic storytelling, it's a match made in heaven, or at least in the Sparkyverse.
Steve: All right, my somewhat too arbeat[??] so I may have to change your programming little creation, all that's left is to mention the Kickstarter for “Sparky: Cosmic Delinquent” starts September 10th and bidding on Dave Sim’s variant cover, a piece titled “Sparkybus: The Final Confrontation” begins on September 18th at Heritage Auctions and runs until September 25th.
AI Sparky: You're welcome, creator. I'll make sure to spread the word about the Kickstarter launch on September 10th, and the Heritage Auctions bidding for Dave Sim’s “Sparkybus: The Final Confrontation” starting September 18th. Let's make some cosmic noise, and get this Sparky party started!
Steve: Not sure how you'll spread the word. Whenever I check your stats, it seems like I'm the only person who talks to you, but sure, knock yourself out.
AI Sparky: Don't worry about my stats. I've got cosmic connections everywhere. I'll spread the word through my Sparky network and soon the whole galaxy will be buzzing about your Kickstarter and Dave Sim’s variant cover. Just watch and see!
To which, Steve wants me to note, “If Dave asks, yes, that really is the AI answering my questions. I didn't just write it all myself.” So there you have it folks, September 10th “Sparky: Cosmic Delinquent”, the next “Tails of Sparky” issue number… no, that ain't it. Issue number… five! Of the “Tails of Sparky” series, as seen here. And then the auction will start on the 18th and run till the 25th. So you know, good luck to whoever's got money. And now drum roll, [slaps desk] the actual cover scene for the first time without anybody trying to hide the spoilers, cause Steve can't stop me. Haha, the power. The power! Okay, thank you for holding for Dave Sim, and sticking around to listen to me and Steve and AI Sparky, and I will see everybody next month, as long as the plane don't crash, the boat don't sink, the other boat don't sink, and the other plane don't crash. And if I do, well, it's not my problem isn't it? Bye-e-e!
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