Monday, 4 August 2025

TL:DW; Please Hold For Dave Sim 4/2021: the Transcript

Hi, Everybody!

Mondays!


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Jesse Lee Herndon has caught up to Dave and I on the Please Hold Transcripts, And since I'm out of Proto-Strange Death of Alex Raymond pages, I may as well start knocking out these transcripts.
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Dave: Hello Matt, how’re you doing?
Matt: I’m alright! How are you doing?
Dave: Oh, I’m okay. Just got my head shaved. We’re in the lockdown again and it’s like, if trying to picture what I would look like after a month and a half with Ramadan coming up. So it’s like, no, let’s shave it right down to nothing.
Matt: I’ve been meaning to ask, how come you don’t grow a beard?
Dave: [laughs] Uh, I’m not really a beard kind of guy. I used to be. I used to be, but, uh… nah, it’s, when you’re in your 60s, it’s like, “how much can I simplify my appearance so that it doesn’t take any time out of my life?”
Matt: [laughs] Well, if you grew a nice full beard and if it came in white, you could make everybody think you’re Santa Claus!
Dave: I suppose so. I don’t… I think Santa Claus is probably the furthest that anybody would think when thinking about Dave Sim.
Matt: [laughs]
Dave: So, are we recording, or uhh…?
Matt: We are recording, yes.
Dave: Okay, alright. So how was the birthday cake?
Matt: Good! Good. We still have some left, and I’m probably gonna have to eat it tonight.
Dave: Aw, that’s too bad. [laughs]
Matt: Yeah, it’s a horrible reality that I went getting one birthday cake a year to getting to eat four birthday cakes a year because I’m married with two kids.
Dave: No kidding. No kidding, that’s go a lot to recommend it right there.
Matt: If you like birthday cake.
Dave: Um, okay, let’s start with Jeff Seiler’s first question..
 
Jeff Seiler:  Hey, Dave. It’s Jeff. So, um, mit program, my cat climbed up on the TV table and somehow, I have no effing idea how he did it, turned off the program. So I’m going to take this moment of silence to call you and leave you my question for next month. And it goes as this, “as you are an ‘industry insider’” [laughs] And I use “industry insider” in quotes, “why do you think, or know, that Marvel and maybe DC etc, cut off the corners and sometimes the tops of their original art paper. The recent artist editions, or as in the case of Walt Simonson “The Mighty Thor” Artisan Edition, show these trims. I don’t recall you ever doing that. So why do they do that?” Just curious! So, there you go. Alright, hope you’re doing well and I will talk to you soon. By--
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Dave: --Which was the one about the original artwork, and as a, how did he put it? “Comics Insider”, and I think I could hear the quotation marks in his voice from here, yeah, I’m a comics insider but I’m not a Marvel and DC insider, and I noticed the same thing that there are original pages where they’ve lopped off the corner of the page. And my best theory, and it’s just a theory, you’d have to ask somebody from the time period, is that Marvel and DC, that is how they would designate that this page was supposed to be returned to the artist. Since, I don’t know how many people know this, that Marvel and DC, err, at least DC Comics used to shred their artwork. Because that was their best legal advice at the time from their legal department, was, “if you don’t shred this artwork, it’s in danger of getting out there and being reproduced illegally. So we will keep that from happening by shredding everybody’s artwork.” I think one of the first jobs that Marv Wolfman or Len Wein, or both of them had, at DC, was taking the paper cutter to original artwork, which was, of course, excruciating for them as comics fans and they got into the habit of chopping up the artwork at least in between the panels and then talking DC into making the amputated panels into bonus items that they would give to people on the tours of DC. Which was where Marv and Len, as far as I know, first came to the attention of DC, was they had a tour every week and Marv and Len being the comic book fans that they were and DC fans that they were, used to come every week, and it was like, “these guys are gonna show up any week anyway, we might as well put ‘em to work”. And the only other thing that I would add to that original art story is that it’s just come to life since Murphy Anderson died a few years back, I think 2016 or 17? That a lot of his artwork was showing up in the Heritage Auctions catalogue as part of the Murphy Anderson collection, and that was when I inferred the fact that Murphy Anderson had a special deal with DC where he got all of his artwork back at a time when DC wasn’t doing that. Like I say, I think the cutting the corners off of the artwork was a way of indicating, “this page is not supposed to get shredded, or this cover isn’t supposed to get shredded. This is supposed to go back to the artist” where I think DC got to the point where they went, “uh, if you really want a page for a specific reason, or if you want a cover for a specific reason, as long as you don’t come around too often asking for that, we’ll try and be good natured about it and give it back to you.” So, Murphy Anderson coming out of newspaper strips, he was a either the last or the second-last artist on “Buck Rogers”, when he moved from newspaper strips to comic books permanently I think that was part of his contract with DC, “I get all of my artwork back.” And that has turned out to be a very, very cagey decision on Murphy’s part, that his family is now doing very well on all of the artwork, having been consigned to Heritage Auctions. I think the first thing that they auctioned was the first Zatanna story from “Hawkman” #… uhh, I’m not sure I know the exact number. #4? It’s one of the early ones, anyway. But that went for a very, very nice piece of change. But, if Jeff, you’re inclined to do it, try to find some of the guys that were working back in the 1960s, 1970s, who are still alive and ask them about it. That’s my best theory on it. Could be something else entirely.
 Matt: I know that there are a couple of “Justice Society of America” stories that got cut up and given away by fans who did the tour or wrote letters, and they were cut so that, you know, it’s a vertical strip of panels… or no, a horizontal strip of panels. So you get like three panels, but you don’t get enough to figure out the story. They actually, Twomorrows Publications did a JSA book and they got fans that had the panels that kept them, brought them in, and they scanned it, and they found one of the stories, and they have, I think, all of it.
Dave: Wow. Wow.
Matt: And it’s an unpublished story. It was, superheroes died and this was sitting in the can, and they went, “oh well, let’s just get rid of it” and they stripped it up. And so, there was like four or five missing stories, and two of them they have.
Dave: Right. Yeah, and before that, or around the same time, Julie Schwartz actually started giving artwork away. I know that Don and Maggie Thompson got some absolutely amazing pieces of artwork that, if you happened to have a letter printed in that issue, I think it was a way of Julie Schwartz trying to get more letters coming in. But at the same time, ya know, this late in the day, it’s going like, “why don’t you give away your own artwork, Julie? Like what are you doing giving away Murphy Anderson pages and Carmine Infantino pages?” But, that was also the guys at the time period, I think it was considered unsophisticated to actually want your art back. You were supposed to be at least sophisticated enough to know how completely unimportant comic book art was. Some comic strip art was considered important and valuable, but somebody, thinking their artwork was valuable, was just considered a swelled-headed individual, and everybody tried to keep that part suppressed. Which is really unfortunate, but it’s one of those things that time and distance tells you, “well, no, these covers that these guys were supposed to be sort of semi-ashamed of because they weren’t top flight illustrators, they were just working in superhero comics” I mean, they’re going for, ya know, $100,000, $200,000, so…
Matt: I posted on Tuesday that if somebody really loved me they’d buy me page two of issue eight of “Amazing Spider-Man” because the original art’s up for auction and I think the opening bid is up to $38,000! [laughs]
Dave: Yes. Yes. I do look forward to those platinum catalogs coming in from Heritage Auctions. What have they got this time that actually made the platinum listing? I lend them to Alfonso at Studiocomix Press when I’m done looking at them, and he knows he’s not going to get much work done that day, because, same thing I did, all tools down, the Heritage Auction catalogs came in. Um, yeah, actually, that’s, the auction’s tomorrow.
Matt: Yeah.
Dave: Uh, the other question, Jeff Seiler being Jeff Seiler, he gets two questions a month, everybody else just gets one question a month. And he was asking about, well… I got Rolly to email it to you, so you can actually play Jeff’s phone message right now, and then I will answer his question.
 
Jeff Seiler: Hey Dave! It’s Jeff. Because I’m too lazy to actually type it in at AMoC or Matt’s email address, or whatever, here’s my another question for April. Here’s what I wrote. Well, I suppose that it was about to come eventually. Ken Burns has a new documentary premiering on April 5th for three nights, probably about six hours, on Ernest Hemingway. At first, when I watched the early trailers I thought they were just going to lionize him, and there does seem to be an element of that. But a longer trailer shows Burns discussing the aspects of Ham’s life that you got into, although he does so obliquely. He even says that once they got into the research, they had to, “throw out everything we thought we knew and start over.” So Dave, my question for you, 20 years on from your take, any thoughts about Papa that you might want to revisit or add to? So, there you go. Next month, theosis. I’ve got a lot to say about that. So we’ll talk later on. Thanks.
 
Dave: Two, three, four… okay, so 20 years later on, what do I have to say about Ernest Hemingway in light of the fact that The Ken Burns, and he is definitely in the documentary world THE Ken Burns, is doing his Ernest Hemingway documentary. And I would have to say that I’m not surprised that Hemingway’s sexuality hasn’t become more of an issue than it has, because I think people were very very protective of Papa’s extreme masculine facade. I dug out my copy of “The Garden of Eden”, which the backflap for the hardcover, “Hemingway began ‘The Garden of Eden’ in 1946, and worked on it off and on for the next 15 years, right until his death. During the same period, he was writing ‘The Old Man and the Sea’, ‘Moveable Feast’, ‘Dangerous Summer’, and ‘Islands in the Stream’. He described the book’s theme as ‘the happiness of the garden that a man must lose.’ Here, Hemingway’s interpretation of love and art is darkly profound. His imagination is keenly alive, his writing masterly. ‘The Garden of Eden’ published 25 years after the author’s death is a provocative and astonishingly modern work.” Which is all tiptoeing carefully around the fact that, how would I put this? If we ever do get to the point, or if the Hemingway scholars ever do get to the point of going, “No, seriously? What was Ernest Hemingway’s sexuality?” I think we would have to add at least three more letters to LGBTQ. Two plus. And I’m not being sarcastic there, I don’t think I’m being provocative, I think the Hemingway scholars have been remiss in not addressing the fact that there is definitely serious psychological business at work here. I think one of the reasons that he worked on “Garden of Eden” for 15 years was that, as he was trying to convey an autobiographical perception of his own sexuality, he would get to what he was trying to say, and then would go, “oh, I can’t say that. That makes it sound like I’m a homosexual.” Which, well, it’s a reason it makes you sound like you’re a homosexual, because if you weren’t a homosexual, you were in a strange borderline category. Which is why, if this was Dave Sim’s ideal world of “Dave Sim, you’re the one who is going to decide how the Ernest Hemingway scholarship is going to go from here.” My best recommendation would be to take a lesbian, a gay, a bi-sexual, a queer, and a transexual, and give them all of the drafts (which, from my understanding, is a far amount of paper, at the JFK Library in Massachusetts), and let them read all of it, and then sit down and discuss, “okay, was he one of us, or was he one of you?” I think that would be not only an interesting discussion, but it would probably make a great five, or six, or seven, or eight volume series of Ernest Hemingway’s “Garden of Eden” and the ongoing debate about what was his sexuality. And I’ll just leave it at that.
Matt: [laughs] Okay.
Dave: [laughs] It is going back 20 years. I’m not a right up to speed Hemingway scholar these days, but that is definitely my impression. That what needs to be discussed about Ernest Hemingway needs to be discussed by people who are in all of those categories to decided, “what is it he was saying here, and what is it that was the nature of his sexuality?” It’ll be interesting to read the reviews of Ken Burns’ documentary and see how careful is he being about it, and if he’s not being careful enough, are the Hemingway scholars going to tear him a new one, as they say?
 
Uh, okay, getting to the other questions. RSS, I believe, Ralph Smith. Yes, I think that is how Ralph Smith designates himself. “Question for Dave: Do you consider anti-work and anti-ability (again, I've seen lots of both) to be implicit in your consideration of feminism's negative impact on society? Certainly your own work/ability/success was impeded, at the very least.” Uhh, Ralph, or RSS if it isn’t Ralph, I think that you’re asking two different questions there. I’ll address the side of anti-work and anti-ability, which I’m assuming is one of those extreme progressive viewpoints that we’re all having to get used to. Just when you think they can’t go any further, they go that much further. And I think what needs to be understand is the explanation, or what I see is the explanation of the anti-work and anti-ability sensibilities. Which, I jotted down a note here, I consider it institutionalized grasshopperness in the sense of “The Ant and the Grasshopper”. These are people who are, not only by nature grasshoppers, but extreme versions of grasshoppers who have come to the belief that it is oppressive to make people work who don’t want to work. That it’s basically the equivalent of slavery. And that it’s oppressive to make people work who have no ability or talents to make more than minimum wage. And I don’t think this is going away, I think this is something that as a society we’re going to have to say, “we’ve progressed this far with the Judaeo-Christian work ethic with the welfare state grafted onto it, and we have to understand that there is the opposing viewpoint that wants to separate completely from our traditional perception of what a society is. And I made the note of, what I would describe as getting up at the crack of noon video game addicts, where, if you said to anyone of those people, “okay, instead of you having to go and work somewhere and earn 800, $1200 a month, we’re going to give you $2000 a month for the rest of the life. Ya know, however old you are right now, at like 20, 21, until you’re 80 or 90 years old, all you will have to do is sleep and eat and play video games.” To me, that’s a living nightmare to even contemplate, but to an enormous chunk of the population, particularity I would suggest boys who have been reared by feminists and who have been reared by feminist rules, that sounds perfect to them. If they never had to deal with anybody, and all they had to do was sleep and get up at the crack of noon and play video games. The only questions that I see as not being answered there, is how many of them are there, and what percentage are they of any given population? The reason that I say that, is because, if this is something that we can’t get rid of a society, and I suspect that we can’t get rid of as a society, then we’re going to have to determine, how much is it going to cost to remove those people from the equation? To basically say, “okay, we’ll take you at face value. This is how you want to live, this is how you’re going to live, how much is it going to cost us to pay you to basically just read video games… err, play video games for the rest of your life.” So that’s category number one. Crack of noon video game players. Category number two, what percentage want to be doing something else besides their job? Something they love, but aren’t and never will be good at. So that’s a, “here, we’ll pay you $2000 a month to be the world’s worst ballerina.” The problem with that one is, if you don’t make them prima ballerina of a major ballet company, they’ll just double down and say, “the reason that you won’t make me the prima ballerina is a major ballet company is racism, or misogyny, or homophobia, or Islamophobia (if they’re Muslims). Victimology is the gift that keeps on giving. That, I would suggest, if the trade off. If, as tax payers, we agree to pay you a survival-based guaranteed income, and I think we could all agree that virtually any North American could get by on $2000 a month. They’re not going to be rich, they’re not going to be poor. Ya know, it’ll buy you a certain number of minor luxueries. This is the trade off that we would be looking at. If we do that, then your side of the deal is you officially, and legally abandon your victim leverage. You can no longer be a victim of anything. We don’t want to hear from you, you’re not allowed to go to protests, this is what we’re going to consider the investment is however we’re going to try and run this society, so that we’re improving and we’re getting back in the direction of excellence. We’re never going to get back in the direction of excellence until we find a way to move the people out of our society that want to be moved out of of our society. They don’t agree with the society, they don’t agree with anything having to do with the enlightenment. They’re not interested in anything besides video games or whatever it is that they’re interested in. It seems to me that it would be a small price to pay, relatively speaking, when we’re already talking about quantities of money that will never exist, never have existed, and couldn’t possibly be printed even if you printed $10,000 bills. It would still take two Presidential administrations to even try and begin to print the amount of money that Biden Administration is talking about making exist. Let’s lean into it. So that, how many number ones, the Crack of Noon Video Game people, and how many people who are just incompetent at whatever they love so you’ll be paying them to do something that they will never do professionally are there, and how many can we afford as a country? And each country, I think, would have to ask themselves that particular question. Canada can only afford X number of them, because we’re Canada. The United States could probably afford more of them more than just about anybody, and that’s my best answer so far, in terms of, I have to look with one eye at, okay here’s where we are as a society. I know where we used to be, and that’s very very different from where we are. Presumably, if you tried to plot a line from where we were to where we are to where we’re going to be, and I think that’s where the line goes, in that direction.
 
The second half of RSS’ question is “Certainly your own work/ability/success was impeded, at the very least.” I think that’s because I probably know, or have much better theories that fit known facts when it comes to feminism than virtually anyone else. And the feminists of at least since issue 186, been trapped in the unenviable position of “what do we do about this guy? We can’t really afford to make him into a martyr because if you make him into a martyr, then whatever hope that they have, Cerebus and all of Dave Sim’s works and all of his letters and everything else will be completely eradicated and we’ll never have to worry about them again.” I don’t think that’s going to happen. The further along feminism goes, we’re into year #50 now… 51, actually. The more all of those very simple questions that I ask in “Tangent” almost 20 years ago now, those questions still exist. It’s not a matter of “okay, well, we’ve answered all of those questions. We’ve solved all that.” No, you destroyed the person who was asking the question, that’s the compete opposite of answering the questions. So, I think that’s not… what happened to me wasn’t an “anti-work, anti-ability” thing. Although, there’s probably a certain amount of jealousy there that the “anti-work, anti-ability” people could direct at me, but I think it’s far more a “I was one of the few people to pose questions about feminism and to frame them in terms of the 16 Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast” and as someone who comes from a debate-minded background, I would really not want to be in the situation of having to defend feminism in a debate where you were allowed to say what you have to say, and you were allowed to pose the questions that you want to pose.
 
So, how did we do on that one? That was about 10 minutes.
Matt: [laughs]
Dave: [laughs] We’re doing not too bad. The Diet Coke is kicking in here. And Margaret posted! Uh, before I forget, Margaret, I’ve been building up another boxful of “Cerebus in Hell?” scraps, since you don’t want me to throw anything out and I don’t wanna preserve them, and you’re willing to preserve them. I hope you’re making progress on the ones you’ve already got, cause another box is on the way to you, as of today. It actually has a couple little pieces of original artwork, actually little drawings of Cerebus in them, that I couldn’t even be bothered to sign. But they are drawings of Cerebus. Uh, Margaret writes, “We last saw pages from Dave Sim’s 22nd notebook, which covers Cerebus #186 through 201, back in February of 2019 in Leftovaries Feast Fer Evryone Eltz. The notebook started with 80 pages of which 71 pages were scanned, the rest were missing or blank. I noticed that other than the cover, the first page from the notebook was #37. So I took a look at the first 36 pages. All but one was just a wall of text. Page #36 had a sketch and then some text. Ahh, the tiny type of Reads.  Going through those 36 pages, I noticed that swiggle that shows up in Reads, that separates bits of the story. The decorative flourish: I wonder if he wrote all 36 pages at once, or went back over time to complete it? Looking at the notebook pages, it appears he went back after he wrote it and did some mark ups, though most of them do appears to be done as he was writing. And yet, with the mark-ups, there are still differences from the finished text.” Uh, yeah. That was a situation of… once I knew what it was that I was going to be doing with “Reads”, and that was, sort of… not a lengthy process, but there were certainly a few blind alleys I went down. The page that on all of the background questions that Margaret was asking about, the Steven, Dick, and Greg Dawson question, the break with my parents question, all of those things. The “Superman” #165, all of those critical points in my autobiographical life, “am I going to write these?” And it’s like, ehh, it would take far too long to explain what it was that I was talking about, and in terms of Viktor Davis autobiographical material it wouldn’t really make the point that I’m trying to make. When I arrived at the idea, “okay, what ‘Reads’ is going to be made up of is what Dave Sim is thinking right now, mixed with what Dave Sim is experiencing right now.” Which is a precursor of comic art metaphysics. I was pretty certain that just things that were happening to me as Dave Sim “Cerebus” artist/writer/publisher would make interesting pithy little paragraphs that would lead up to, and point in the direction of, this is an apex moment in “Cerebus”. So, consequently, yes, those 36 pages, I may not have written them in one sitting, but I went, “okay, now that I know what I’m doing, this is going to be as easy as falling off of a log.” It’s like, “what am I thinking right now?” Uh, you just tell me when to stop, cause it’s like, I’ve been thinking nonstop about all of these things, so I would just write that, and then I think probably take a break or put it aside, and say, okay, Ernest Hemingway’s advice, “quit while you’re going good” and then come back to it where I just have to read the last sentence and go, “oh, okay, I know where I was, and I know where I was going with this. I’m pretty confident on it.” And the liberation of being able to just write prose. “I’m just going to explain things at considerable length, distilling it as much as I can”, but not nearly the kind of distillation that’s required doing a comic book story. Where it’s like, “a caption can only be as long as captions go, a word balloon can only be as long as word balloons go, you’ve got to toss them up in terms of silent panels. You’ve got to try and get the prose down to the most basic kind of communication.” To just be able to, “blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah”, like a 100 pound weigh being lifted off of my shoulders. Yeah, there was three stages to that. There was writing all of that, and then going back and re-reading it and going, “mm, could’ve phrased that a little better so that it’s clearer what it is that I’m trying to say”, and then once I had that done in the Notebooks and then sitting down and typing the whole thing so that there was a typed script. And you see more in that stage, where you’re going, “okay, now I’m typing it and I don’t want to have to re-type it, so let’s bear down here and really really look at each sentence as I’m working on it, and say, ‘is there a better way to phrase this?’” Excuse me! [sneezes] “Is there a better and/or more accurate way to phrase this? Speak now or forever hold your peace.” Cause this is the sentence that we’re looking at, this is the sentence that we’re working on, the typist doesn’t wanna re-type it. So if you’re fine with how it reads, that’s how it’s going in. If you want to change it, change it right now. To which, Dan E? Dan F?
Matt: E!
Dave: Dan E. E, yes. “He writes, "Dave Sim", crosses it out and substitutes, "Victor Davis". But earlier in the page, he had written "Victor Davis". Has Dave ever addressed the concept of "Victor Davis" substituting for his name, where everyone else (Gerhard, Alan Moore) appears "as is"?” Yeah, that’s actually a very simple one. Viktor Davis is just typewritten words and not a flesh and blood human being. Dave Sim is the opposite. I’m a flesh and blood human being, I’m not typewritten words. So, if I’m going to do Dave Sim as typewritten words, I’m not gonna call him “Dave Sim”, because [laughs] I wanna keep squarely on the side of reality here. Dave Sim is a flesh and blood human being, he’s not just a bunch of typewritten words, so anytime Dave Sim becomes typewritten words, I’m gonna call him Viktor Davis. “And, it sounds like a good Please Hold question for Dave, "How much of the 36 pages was written in the first pass? How much editing was there?"" Again, even looking at it now, that’s too many years back. I couldn’t tell you if it was done in one sitting or two sittings or three sittings. Editing? The editing would’ve been ongoing because I knew that I wanted a profusion of text pages in “Reads” when I was working on “Reads”. And I would’ve been working on “Reads” for at least two years before I actually committed anything to paper. So, a lot of the, what would be called an editing process, because I’m both the writer and the editor, that’s an ongoing mental process, where… I would… and I still! You know, when I’m writing text, it’s, okay, I’m going to write about “New Mutants” the slumber party issue. I could probably write a reasonable sized book about “New Mutants” the slumber party issue, but there’s better uses for my time. So I edit back and go, okay, what’s the most interesting things that I have to say about this and how can I get this thing that I can see in my head being five pages long, get it down to a couple of paragraphs? Or three or four paragraphs? Or once I start typing it, going, “well, okay, I can’t really keep it to three or four paragraphs. Let’s go half a page on this one.” That’s always been my situation as a writer who edits himself.
 
Okay! “It must be Please Hold, because here’s Michael R.” the Pride of Easton, Pennsylvania. And “Easton, Pennsylvania’s answer to George Bailey”. “Questions for Dave. Hi Dave! In Church and State volume 1, page 507, Weisshaupt reveals to Cerebus that Suenteus Po was his uncle. 1-Is this why Weisshaupt believed that he "was fated to be the redeemer"?” Um, was Suenteus Po… I’ll actually read all of this question, “2-Was Suenteus Po a "true" uncle to Weisshaupt? Or was he an illusion? Or something else?” The easiest part of the tripartite Michael E question, “who were Weisshaupt’s parents? Mr and Mrs Weisshaupt. That’s as far as I’m going on that one and I don’t… I’m not a real big family guy to begin with, so the last thing I would do as a writer is concern myself with, “okay, what was Weisshaupt’s Mom and Dad like?” But getting back to the first two questions, you always have to bear in mind whenever we’re talking about Suenteus Po and Illusionism, there isn’t a “the” Suenteus Po. There is in the sense that there was a Suenteus Po who was deemed to have been the Redeemer, but the closest analogy, and I think I must have said this somewhere else but I probably don’t say it as often as I should, when talking about Suenteus Po: Suenteus Po is in the “Cerebus” world context the equivalent of the Spanish Catholic Haysu,or Jesús. “Yo soy Jesús”. “I am Jesus”on planet Earth has one connotation among Spanish speakers and another connotation among everybody else on the planet. And that’s really the way Suenteus Po is with Illusionism. It has one meaning for Illusionists, and for everyone else it has a completely different context. So I would venture to say that Weisshaupt had an uncle named Suenteus Po, or an uncle who called himself Suenteus Po, and it wasn’t just, “well, that’s just a name Illusionists tend to use the same way that Spanish Catholics use the name Jesús”. That would mean that it was over in the direction of a theological messianic context for Weisshaupt, that his uncle, whose name was Suenteus Po or who called himself Suenteus Po, was interested in all of the things that would move him from the category of just, “Suenteus Po just happens to be his name” to “the pretension that he is the Suenteus Po, or he is one of the candidates for the Suenteus Po.” So, that’s as clear as I can be on that one. All the best…
Matt: S-so…
Dave: Go ahead! Go ahead.
Matt: The Gordian knot cutting is, was the aardvark Po his uncle, or not? I’m gonna assume not.
Dave: Uhh, you’re quite welcome to assume that!
Matt: [laughs]
Dave: [laughs] It’s one of those, I wouldn’t… as the creator, knowing the critical necessity of Suenteus Po being ambiguous conceptually, I would not come down on either side of that question and say, “as the writer of ‘Cerebus’, yes. The aardvarkian Suenteus Po was Weisshaupt’s uncle.” It could definitely be inferred that way, but it could definitely be inferred another way. Particularly in a sense that whatever Weisshaupt thought, or whatever Weisshaupt experienced, he might have thought that the aardvarkian Suenteus Po was more important than his Suenteus Po uncle, or was less important in exactly that messianic sort of expectation thing. His viewpoint would be suspect, just because Suenteus Po was his uncle. He’s going to think that his uncle is more important in the Suenteus Po pecking order than the aardvarkian Suenteus Po, if his uncle was not the aardvarkian Suenteus Po. If his uncle was the aardvarkian Suenteus Po, then presumably he would be manifestly on that page that, “yes, the aardvarkian Suenteus Po is important because he’s my uncle, and he’s my uncle because he’s important.”
Matt: These are the kind of questions I love of, ya know, it’s a yes/no question? Well, no, you never thought about it! It didn’t come up, it wasn’t important to the 300 issue saga. It’s not the kind of thing where you were mulling in your head down at Peter’s Place going, “well, was he or wasn’t he? I don’t know.” It was, “it didn’t matter, move on. I got pages to draw.”
Dave: Well, no, that’s partly what I’m saying, and it’s not partly what I’m saying. I did think about it! I mean, this is one of those things about a 6000 page graphic novel where the crux of the graphic novel is the whole Cerebus/Cirin/Suenteus Po thing. I did contemplate as many different possibilities of what that was or what that could have been, and then set limits on myself. It’s like, I would be tipping the whole 6000 page graphic novel into an other category if I definitively answered that question. I mean, virtually any question that you could ask about Cerebus or Suenteus Po or Cirin that has to do with who they were definitively, I definitely backed off of that, because otherwise I wouldn’t have been doing an accurate portrayal… or an accurate enactment of what it is that I was trying to enact in two-dimensional space. And I don’t want to tip the 6000 page graphic novel into any category. No, it’s fine as it is, it’s important that it has the ambiguity that it has where it has the ambiguity. The fact that Weisshaupt was the President and I’m the president of Aardvark-Vanaheim, Weisshaupt’s uncle becomes a far more important story element than just “well was he or wasn’t he?” It’s like, um…. Again, that really hinges on personal interpretations of things. This is straying dangerous into Bill Clinton’s, “it depends on what you say the word ‘is’ is.”
Matt: Weisshaupt being a not-George Washington, but George Washington, I start to think about, when he was a kid did he chop down a cherry tree? And then I’m thinking, no, it’s probably a case of, when he was in his 20s he hired someone to chop down a cherry tree and said, “okay, now get this guy over here to be my Dad so I can deny that I did it.” [laughs]
Dave: There you go! That’s perfect. That’s perfect.
Matt: He’s not Washington, but yeah, he’s kinda Washington! [laughs]
Dave: Well he’s, from where we’re sitting, we go, “he’s Washington.” Because, one of the reasons that I adopted that, was because there was… I wouldn’t call it a conspiracy theory, at the time, or certainly before I starting to do “Cerebus”, where George Washington wasn’t George Washington. There was a George Washington, but the guy who actually became the President of the United States was Adam Weisshaupt, substituting for George Washington. And I went, “okay, that’s interesting! Why, 200 years later, are we going, ‘no, this is what actually happened.’” The whole Illuminati thing was interesting to me. Interesting, but crazy. It’s like, you don’t want to get too far away from the fact that, “uh, no, George Washington was, ya know, the father of the United States and the first President. A great war hero. Can we just leave that alone?” It’s like, if you want to come up with, well there’s interesting theories  as to why George Washington wasn’t actually George Washington and Adam Weisshaupt became George Washington. I certainly had a sense at the time, ya know 1970s, that this is, in Howard Chaykin’s phrase, “only going to get later and more so.” So if I’m able to do this 6000 page graphic novel, it’s gonna have a lot of this in it, because I don’t think we’re coming into a time period where we’re going to go, “no, you people did too much of the brown acid and you sat around and talked about this stuff, and talked yourself into all of this crazy stuff. But we’re not there anymore. It’s now the 21st Century and we’re now living on the Moon and wearing rocket shoes and we don’t go for that stuff anymore.” It’s like, no no no no, we’re gonna get to the point where you can’t tell reality from fantasy because there gonna be at least a dichotomous view of just about everything. And boy, are we getting to that point in spades.
Matt: My favorite is, I read an article where it was just insane uses of government money, and it was a grad student who was on student loans, getting a grant to write their grad paper, and the paper was, “Was William Shakespeare secretly two aborigine women?” 
Dave: [laughs]
Matt: And the problem with the theory is that Australia hadn’t been discovered yet, so they didn’t know about Aborigine women.
Dave: Well, that could be a conspiracy theory too! Sorry, I’m interrupting. Go ahead.
Matt: So, this grad student, ya know, this is the paper they were writing, and somebody pointed that out, and the grad student was highly offended. Ya know, “how can you say it’s not possible?” Because it’s physically impossible! There’s no way two aborigine women were in England in that time period writing plays!
Dave: Right. Because they didn’t exist yet.
Matt: They existed, just not there! [laughs]
Dave: Right. See, but, we’re coming into a time period where that’s only gonna slow people down a little bit before they go, “well, that’s just colonialist white thinking.” You’re saying that aborigine women couldn’t have gone to England because, ya know, there hadn’t been any contact with Australia. It’s like, “there wasn’t the white man’s history contact with Australia, but they could’ve arrived there and being, ya know, of this super intelligent race they were capable of writing Shakespeare.” And particularly of the whole politically correct way of thinking on campuses, I would be inclined to write a paper like that. It’s, uh, “what makes white people look like lying stupid people and makes people of colour look super intelligent and oppressed and victimized?” And it’s like, they’ve already had too many instances of people writing satirical papers that I bet this will get published. This is will get published because it falls along that basic strata of meaning. It’s like, that’s, again, that’s part of what I was picking up on in the 1970s that, ya know, it wasn’t just the illuminatist trilogy and things like that. That was the cutting edge of it, Philip K Dick and all of those guys. It’s like, “uh, no, this is a seriously opened can of worms where we’re going to arrive at the point where we go, ‘is this planet Earth as we understand it and as we have historically perceived it, or is this a can of worms? And if it is not the world that we perceived but it’s actually a can of worms, are we agreed that the can of worms is preferable to the world that we have perceived up until now?’” And it’s like, this would be a good reason to get locked up in the 1960s or 70s in an insane asylum, which we don’t have anymore, and is now becoming a slam dunk in the other direction. Anything that isn’t the world that we perceived up until now is infinitely preferable to the world that we used to perceive. Things can only get better from here.
 
Okay, moving onto John G, asks, “Hello. I hope this e-mail finds you well.” Uh, as far as I know, but that’s one of those COVID-19 things. You could be mere minutes from death and actually think that you’re feeling okay, you poor deluded colonialist. “Question: Has Dave ever met Jim Steranko? I recently picked up Nick Fury #3 to have as a companion to my Cerebus #2. Love them both and looking forward to the Remastred Cerebus #2. Just looking at Jim Steranko’s bio, he seems to be quite a character. I’m thinking if Dave met Steranko sometime in the ‘70s or ‘80s, then two A-type personalities like Jim and Dave would either have gotten along really well or ended up in a swordfight. Just wondering. Thanks for the time, - J.G.” Jim Steranko was actually the first comics professional that I ever met at the first comic convention that I ever went to, CosmiCon in Toronto in March of 1972.  He was one of the guests, Joe Kubert was one of the guests, that was actually just the weekend after the first Joe Kubert “Tarzan” had come out, so obviously a good reason for Joe Kubert to be going to a convention to promote his version of Tarzan. And I definitely stopped at Jim Steranko because he was just walking around the dealer’s room at this convention at Winter’s College at York University, and just sort of, “hey, you’re Jim Sterkano! It’s like, can I ask you a question?” “Sure, what is it?” And I just asked him a question off the top of my head, and I think it was probably a particularly stupid question because I had really just stopped him because, wow, it’s Jim Steranko! I need to talk to him so that he doesn’t just walk past me. And I think he said, in answer to my question, I can’t even remember what my question was, something very very pithy and succinct, but cutting, and I did take umbrage as only a 15 year old who believes he knows everything there is to know about the world and how it works. So, yes, we didn’t get off on the right foot, but definitely Jim Steranko, over the years has been a big supporter of mine. I don’t know how many of the people listening remember CerebusTV where one of the season premiere episodes was Jim Steranko and me talking about Jack Kirby, where basically I recorded the whole thing. Mostly Jim talking about Jack Kirby because Jim certainly had a lot more experience and personal contact with Jack Kirby and basically I just recorded the whole conversation and then found as many examples of what Jim was talking about, and made a very long CerebusTV episode out of it. We can maybe try and coerce Dave Fisher into going through his files of CerebusTV episodes. I don’t know where we would post it, because it’s, I think, an hour and half long? I think it was a two parter. But that was definitely one of the highlights of my life, was sitting on the phone, talking to Jim Steranko about Jack Kirby. And yes, Jim does have a remarkable bio. Julie Ng, our resident female magician, professional magician from that whole environment, at one point I mentioned Jim Steranko and knowing Jim Steranko and she was terribly impressed. And I don’t think Jim Steranko has been a practicing magician since the early 1960s, I think probably before his stint at Marvel? So, that tells you right there, he’s not just a legend in the comic book field, he’s a legend in the magic field. Not just, “oh okay, this comic artist used to perform magic. Used to do Houdini style escapes.” No, he was at the level where, if you were at a magic convention and you said Steranko, [laughs] there isn’t a magician on the planet who wouldn’t know exactly who you were talking about. That’s terrifically, terrifically impressive, that Jim Steranko doesn’t harp on it or anything like that. It’s just one of those things that you discover. That we were lucky enough to have him in the comic book field and they were lucky enough to have him in the magic field. Cause, you wanna talk about excellence? That’s Excellence with a capital E. I’ve got Steranko’s phone number and I’m always tempted to phone Jim just to shoot the breeze for a while, but he’s Jim Steranko! [laughs] He’s got more important things to do. I remember, it was either the last… I think it was the last time that I phoned him, and he said, “Dave, I’m standing here with a brush full of wet plastic.” [laughs] And it’s like, right, okay, he’s doing an acrylic painting, and that wet plastic doesn’t stay wet for long and he’s probably mixed it up specifically to do a specific colour and effect and here’s Dave Sim on the phone just, “Hey, Jim, what’s happenin’?” [laughs] Jim Steranko’s not a “hey what’s happenin’” kind of guy that you would phone. But it definitely warms the cockles of whatever passes for Dave Sim’s heart that he knows that he’s got Jim Steranko’s phone number and could phone him whenever he manages to work up the Dave Sim chutzpah to do that.
Matt: [laughs]
Dave: Michael Grabowski! “I will definitely take more Dave Sim comic art commentaries like these. Keep 'em coming!” I guess that was…
Matt: That was on a “New Mutants”, yeah.
Dave: The “New Mutants” stuff. Okay, yeah, it’s, we were just kinda lucky to glom onto that. Like I say, Jeff Seiler asking about it and me going, this is a very weird thing for Jeff Seiler to ask Dave Sim about, but it’s got some sort of glamour attached to it that’s saying, “yeah, yeah, go, go. Just do, do, do this!” It might not be all the way over. Jeff is sending me a very high priced hardcover that he ended up buying accidentally at the College of Comic Book Knowledge in Minneapolis that’s a Bill Sienkiewicz book that evidently has “New Mutants” stuff in it and he’s gonna send it to me. I’m gonna pay him back for it, because it’s like [laughs] I wouldn’t ordinarily pay this much for a book and I’m not happy paying this much for a book, but it just happened to, of course, take place when I’m talking about the “New Mutants”. So, same sort of deal. I could look at the hardcover and go, “I really don’t have much to say about this.” Doing all of this stuff about Bill Sienkiewicz, I dug out my Bill Sienkiewicz sketchbook that Fantagraphics Books did and flipped through that and went, “yeah, I don’t know why, there’s like a few pieces in here that do something for me, but not a whole lot of them.” And I don’t know if that was just the Fantagraphics boys picking stuff where they’re not at all partial to Bill Sienkiewicz, so it’s like, “let’s just pick a bunch of stuff and slap it between covers and make money off of this so that we can go and do REAL comics by people who do REAL artwork and write REAL stories.” So I’ll have to wait and see what whoever published this new book, this artist edition’s of Bill Sienkiewicz’s stuff, to see if that floats my boat. And if it does, I’ll do some scans out of there and talk about those, because it’s definitely a lot of fun for Dave Sim to talk about Bill Sienkiewicz’s work.
 
 “So here's a question Dave might consider answering, if it's not already in a commentary yet to be posted Dave:” [laughs] Yeah, it seems like it would be pretty exhaustive. “What's Tom Orzechowski's role in the look of these pages? Dave makes it seem as if Claremont placed the exposition boxes and dialogue/thought balloons. Would that normally be the letterer's job, the penciller/layout/artist's, or, as Dave... infers(? implies?) the author's? Orzechowski's letters had by this point long been as much an identifying visual element of Professor Claremont's X-comics as any Byrne/Austin or Cockrum-styled art. So much so that I assume (infer?) that he could be trusted as much to make those placement decisions as Wein to make hers. Anyway, my question at the top is fishing for Dave to comment on Orzechowski's lettering in these specific comics or in comics in general. I'm sort of reading along with Dave in a Comixology edition of these New Mutants issues and just to underscore my point above, I'm about to read the annual and it actually doesn't have Orzechowski lettering. It makes the visual back to McLeod's art for that story even more jarring. It's like looking at X-comics from Earth-Two or something.” To which I would add, yeah, particularly coming in on the heels of the end of the Demon Bear saga, where Bill doing such vivid and gripping operating room images [laughs] I think Chris got carried away and went totally Dark Knight on what had happened to Dani where she has a broken back, and she has this, and she has that, and she has something else. And then she sort of just walking around in the Annual. And even in the next couple of issues of the “New Mutants” after the Demon Bear saga, the slumber party, she’s there in a wheelchair! And not really looking that much worse for wear. It’s like, wait a minute, didn’t this person just have a broken back? But yeah, getting to the Tom Orzechowski question, yeah, the fact of it, Tom and Chris were working together symbiotically at that point, where Chris, I think he would be in a situation by that point where Chris and Tom working with John Byrne, or Chris and Tom working with Dave Cochrum, or Chris and Tom working with Bill Sienkiewicz, it’s “Chris and Tom”. It’s two sides of the same thing. Chris, knowing how Tom letters, would probably be changing the way he letters on the pages to get closer to how Tom sees things, and I think Tom, knowing how Chris writes, would be moving in the same direction as well. This is, by that point, if Tom was lettering… [coughs] excuse me…. an X-title, an X-comic, and Chris was scripting it, they would just fall into the pattern they did working together. The same as a lead guitar player and a bass guitar player who play in the same band and have played in the same band for 15 years. They can go and play with whoever they want, they’re going to drop into the pattern that they have with each other, which is going to be very different with the pattern that they have working solo. And, yes, I think that was a big part of the success of the whole X-Men franchise, was, let’s keep these two guys together, and then anybody else coming in doing their own stuff, at least it’s grounding it in the X-Men universe, in the franchise. It looks like a franchise book. And I think that would be completely unconscious. They may have had occasional conversations about it, but Chris, when he was writing an X-title, I’m sure, was picturing Orzechowski’s lettering even as he was writing it, and particularly when he was writing it on the page. Where does Tom put his captions? What sort of caption boxes does he use to convey different ideas? And not being a professional letterer, Chris would get to play Tom Orzechowski while he was doing that. “Tom will make this 100% Tom-like when he gets it, but I get to be Chis Claremont, Tom Orzechowski fanboy, and riff on it.”
Matt: So, Tom Orzechowski also did the lettering on “Spawn” 10, right?
Dave: Um. Did he, or was it Steve Oliff?
Matt: No, he’s credited in the remaster as the letterer. Because..
Dave: Okay!
Matt: This is hilarious to me, but I’m sure everybody else will be like, “Matt, you’re just being a dick”. So the 2021 Guiness Book of World Records came out, and I saw a copy at the store, and I went to the index and I’m looking up the section about comic books. Because I want to see the picture of Todd for, ya know, publishing 301 issues, and I get to the page, and there’s no mention of Todd at all, but Tom has a world record for letterering 301 issues of “Spawn” out of 302 issues.
Dave: [laughs]
Matt: And after the whole brouhaha about Todd beating your record, and it’s not in the book, I just died laughing. [laughs]
Dave: Well, that’s cruel. [laughs] We gotta give Todd the brownie points that Todd is entitled to. He maybe…
Matt: I totally give Todd the credit for, yes, he’s published 301 issues to your 300. But at the same time, he made a big deal of it when he did it, and for it to not make the book, I don’t know if it’s in the book and not listed as being a comic thing or what? But it just made me laugh.
 Dave: Yeah, yeah. Well, that’s one of those things. I think Tom Orzechowski lettering that issue at that time would probably have been doing… oh wait, a minute! No, Steve Oliff was the colourist.
Matt: Yeah.
Dave: Was Steve Oliff the colourist? Yes, Steve Oliff was the colourist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m misremembering this. Yeah, Orzechowski definitely developed a completely different look to his lettering for “Spawn”, but he definitely created the same sort of thing. There was a distinctive look to it. I think I did a CerebusTV episode where I showed my M.O.O. hockey sweater when I did “Spawn” 10 where I was now officially a member of the Spawn team, the M.O.O. team. McFarlane, Oliff, and Orzechowski, and it had a cow’s udder on the front of it, and milk coming out of the udder, and it said, “we’re milkin’ for all it’s worth.”
Matt: [laughs]
Dave: And depending on what the last letter of your name was, that’s who you were on the M.O.O team. So I was M.O.O.S. And Neil Gaiman was MOOG, and Alan Moore was MOOM, and Frank Miller was MOOM. I don’t know if they had to have a best two out of three falls between Frank Miller and Alan Moore to decide who is The MOOM, or who is MOOM1 and MOOM2. But I can definitely say, I am the only MOOS on the M.O.O. team.
 
Okay, Steve Peters asked, “Hey Dave: There's been something I've been wanting to say re: "Women read minds" for a long time now. I don't know if you share the Kingsley character's ideas on the subject, but I wouldn't be surprised. I feel like I've probably experienced that phenomenon many, many times, but there's one instance that has always resonated more than any other. Like most red-blooded males, I have a tendency to check attractive women out when they're not looking. There was one occasion, many years ago, in which I was staring intently at a really hot woman who was walking ahead of me. Out of nowhere, she suddenly whipped her head around, looked straight at me, and just GLARED at me, really angrily, too.” NO! You don’t really do… I’m sorry, I’m just being facetious here. “There was one occasion, many years ago, in which I was staring intently at a really hot woman who was walking ahead of me. Out of nowhere, she suddenly whipped her head around, looked straight at me, and just GLARED at me, really angrily, too.” And I wrote next to that, “What were you thinking?” And it’s like, I don’t mean, what were you thinking looking at her, I think the pertinent element is, what were you thinking in your head about her being a really hot woman? You don’t remember what you were thinking, because whatever you were thinking got dislodged by the fact that she whipped her head around, looked straight at you, and glared at you really angrily. I would be willing to be that you were thinking something that  was just WAY over the line, and thinking, “well, I’m just thinking it. We’re not passing laws against thinking.” Well, not yet, but we’re not a completely feminist society yet. Those links do take place telepathically. Steve goes on, “I eventually learned to look away when looking at a woman if one started to turn her head. As if I'd just been looking around when she turned to look at me. And on some occasions I've seen them turn and look at me out of the corner of my eye. It reminds of interviews I've seen of women who were attacked by a stalker, and they talk about, say, walking down a dark street or an alley and suddenly having the feeling of being watched. What is that? How can they sense it? Beats me. I mean, I'm no stalker, just a bit of a creep, perhaps, but I never had any intentions beyond looking. Yet it still seems like some sort of self-preservation mechanism.” And, before we get to Steve, I think you added, “This reminded me of Tracey Walter’s line from Repo Man”?
Matt: Yep, that was me.
Dave: Okay. “A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.” Okay, uhh, yes. I know what you’re talking about Steve, and certainly I’ve thought about extensively. I think one of the problems is that what we’re talking about, women don’t want to talk about. This is none of our business. This is a woman thing. And if you’re a man, just stay away from it, because I think it leads to areas where women go, “we can’t have a conversation about this. I can understand why men would be curious about this, but it’s not going to happen.” I would draw the analogy between the animal kingdom where there are predators and there are prey. Men are predators, women are prey. That’s just a given. So in the same sense that in the African Savannah, a lion doesn’t have the profound self-awareness that an antelope does. And the reason for that is, the lion’s a lion, and the antelope is an antelope. The lion doesn’t have to have that because any other animal coming in range is either lunch, or something that’s easily avoided, or “okay, now we’re gonna get into a scrap but, I’m the lion. The king of beasts, I’m probably gonna win here.” So one of the implications of that is that the antelope is far more finely attuned to everything on all levels of perception than the lion is. It’s the reason that lions have to learn how to hunt. Where you learn the difference between downwind and upwind, because if you pick the wrong one, the antelope is gonna know you’re there, and as soon as you move, the antelope is gone. You have to stack the deck of, all of the things that you’re going to do to keep the antelope from with the fine tuning, knowing what’s going to happen and getting way out ahead of you on it. So I think it’s analogous with women. If men were women, or if man had female nature, they would have those kinds of perceptions, so they would understand “this is why you really shouldn’t stare at women, cause they can feel it.” It’s, they’re finely enough attuned as strictly conscious human beings that particularly the best looking ones. It’s like, that’s the reason that they tend to marry guys who have private islands and stuff like that. It’s like, “finally! For the first time since I turned 13 or 14, I don’t have this sense of the male gaze leaving fingerprints all over me. Eye prints all over me. Yes I’m a pretty hot piece of work. Uh, go Google search hot women. Why are you staring at me?” “Well, because you’re actually here. You’re five feet away from me. You happened to cross the street at the same time that I was crossing the street, and I went, [makes Stooge-like nasal stammering] and I’m sorry! I wish I could turn that off, but I only see one of you every four months, and now with COVID-19, it’s like, once every six months or eight months.” There are women who are head-turners… er, there are women who turn heads, and there are women who snap necks. And if you’re one of the women who snaps necks, that’s just going to happen. It gets into very very dicey areas, because as you’re saying, and ya know, this is something we’re also aware of as men, women do have women’s intuition, so consequently, that’s where the rapist becomes problematic. Women do perceive that this guy is trouble, and they can make good decisions and bad decisions. I mean, we’re talking about a profusion of finely tuned nerve endings and sensory alerts and telepathy and all of those things, coupled with the soul reacting, where you’re not consciously aware of your soul but your soul is telling you things. And that’s why you get into these situations where rape victims will blame themselves, and women will immediately jump on them and say, “no, it wasn’t your fault. You didn’t do anything.” But we’re talking about a level of perception, a level of self-perception, a level of fine-tuning where, if a rape victim is blaming herself, that she picked up something and didn’t obey that perception at the exact moment that she should have and kept going, because this intersects very badly with the same thing us guys that we’ve all noticed, that the best looking women tend to pick really really bad boyfriends and husbands. Like thugs. It’s like, what is up with that? And it’s,” well, if I’m the most beautiful woman, I’m looking for the strongest man. I’m looking for, ‘ye though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil because I’m the meanest SOB in the valley’.” And it’s like, “Okay, that’s the guy that I want.” And ya know, that gets into, okay, what is up with bodice ripper novels that women are very very fond of? Why, if you are completely horrified and repelled by rape, why are you reading about it? And why do you find this entertaining and engaging? And it’s like, well, it’s baked in, that’s part of that fine-tuning. There are good alpha males and there are bad alpha males. Exactly what Steve is talking about here. You don’t even want to make her uncomfortable. Not only would you not rape her, not only would you not fondle her, or molest her, or try to get physical with her. Just the fact that she would turn around and glare at you, you changed your behavior from that point on, because it’s like, “okay, whatever is going on here that I don’t know about on this elevated perception level, I’ve got to be a lot more careful than I’ve been.” And I think that’s one of the things that’s coming out of the me too situation is, guys are learning no, this is at a far more fine-tuned and refined level of you don’t want to be intruding on that. It’s not a matter of, “no you can’t just walk up and put your arm around her and let your hand fall down a little too far because you’re a famous guy or a powerful guy or you’re her boss or you’re her military superior” or whatever. It’s like, no no no, that is so far beyond civilization that we were long overdue for having something happen with that. All of the stuff that’s going on with Andrew Cuomo. It’s like, look at yourself in the mirror! [laughs] It’s like, you’re a creepy old man. As I said to the Kitchen family, there’s two choices for a guy in his 60s, you can be a cog or a knot. You can be a creepy old guy, or you can be a nice old guy. And it’s like, the nice old guy, if you happen to run across a woman accidentally and she’s pretty, just go, “good morning!” or “hello!” but don’t go “[makes Stooge-like nasal stammering]”. Or don’t say to her, “wow, you are so pretty!” because they’re tired of hearing that. They already know that. With Andrew Cuomo it’s… how would you feel if a 64 woman came up and grabbed your face and kissed you? You’d be going for the bottle of Listerine. It’s like, I don’t want a 64 year old woman kissing me. I don’t want her grabbing my face. Well, neither does the 19 year old or the 22 year old where you’re at the wedding and you go, “oh you’re so pretty and you know that I’m the governor of New York, so you’ll let me do this.”
Matt: That’s… going back a bit in the thought process, one of the most profound things my father-in-law ever said to me, we were at a mall and my wife and my mother-in-law were shopping, and we’re just sitting on a bench people watching, and he’s like, “you know, no two women have the same shake.” And I just looked at him and I’m like, “what?” And he’s like, “ya know, the way they walk!” And I started, and I’m like, you’re right! No two women have the same shake. But it’s the kinda thing that as a guy you can say to another guy, but if you were to say it at a dinner party, you’d probably be asked to leave.
Dave: Right, right. The same as it’s funny in “Some Like It Hot” when Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis are watching Marilyn Monroe walking away from them the first time, and Jack Lemmon goes, “I tell ya Joe, it’s a whole ‘other sex!” And he’s looking at how Marilyn Monroe is walking, and Marilyn Monroe, of course, exaggerated, which is one of those things that women have a love/hate relationship with. It’s like, “oh don’t do that!  Like they already look down there far too often for our taste, if you start doing that then you’re intentionally attracting their attention to that.” But of course, Marilyn Monroe is a different Marilyn Monroe now in the popular consciousness, the movie goddess, the sex goddess, than she was in 1959 when they made “Some Like It Hot.” It is one of those, most guys don’t mean any offense by it. Speaking as a man who’s about to turn 65, about the only thing that I really really like is the unexpected pretty young girl. It’s like, I’m sorry, my life is at a very homogenized level of “get up in the morning, work for 12 hours, six days a week, and go to bed, and get up, do the same thing. Pray, fast, read scripture aloud.” I don’t really have anything in my life that just makes me go, “oh wow!” And that’s the only thing that makes me go “oh wow”. I don’t go consciously “Oh wow”, it’s, I’m hardwired for this. The National Post this morning has one of those little topper articles in the Arts & Life section, which I check that after I’m done reading the Financial section and the News section. And it’s Britney Spears talking about not being able to watch the whole Britney Spears documentary because it just made her cry, and she’s been like crying for a month because it’s a seriously disturbing thing for her to see the way the people who made this documentary are casting her as a person. Obviously, it’s not how she pictures herself, but it’s, “well, ya know, we’re gonna have to do this if we’re gonna get you back your rights to control your own life and not have your father controlling your life.” There’s a little colour photo of Britney Spears, they must have at the National Post dozens of them, but they printed the same photo like three or four times now, attached to this story and this documentary, and it’s so cute! Like, I don’t even know what age she is in it, I don’t know if it’s recent or a few months ago or 10 years ago, but it’s just so pretty and it’s sitting on top of my pile of newspapers. And it’s like, this has been a hell of a day. [laughs] I gotta tell ya, and going, “okay, now I gotta do Please Hold for Dave Sim starting at 5 o’clock.” Just found out Ontario is going into lockdown for a month, so it’s like, victory Japan day in Time Square all of Kitchener with everybody trying to run and get everything done before Good Friday lands, and before the month-long lockdown lands. It’s like, not really a happy situation. More pretty girls out on the street than usual, but not a happy situation. Can I get my hair all shaved off before the end of today? Cause otherwise, it’s gonna be a month and a half. And in and out and back and forth, all the way around the house trying to get things done in time, and it’s like, everytime I walked into my bedroom, there’s that little inch and a half by inch and a half picture of Britney Spears. And it’s like, I feel better. [laughs] I’m sorry! I know that Britney Spears doesn’t want the 65 year old man feeling better because he saw her picture, Britney I’m really really really really sorry, but, just seeing that picture of you, it makes me feel better.
Matt: Well, I mean… and again, it’s not like you’re buying a plane ticket to California to try and find her or anything stupid like that. It’s just, ya know… it’s the, there’s a line in one of the Beastie Boys songs, I believe it’s in the song “Girls”. No! I forget which song it is, but the line is, “There’s nothing better than a pretty girl smilin, and I haven’t seen a smile that pretty in a while.”
Dave: Yeah, yeah. And it’s… at the same time, like I say, I understand, to a degree, that, as someone who hasn’t experienced it, what that is on the other side. One of the things that we haven’t factored into this, or that hasn’t factored into the discussion, is, if she’s still looking for Mr Right. She’s not married, or she’s not engaged, or she doesn’t have a boyfriend. She’s in the entirely unenviable situation of experiencing all of this unwanted, unwelcome attention. The male gaze that she can feel. The male gaze that she’s aware of telepathically. And is also always wondering, “is that him?” because any one of them could be “him”, and that “him” is critically important to them. And again, talk about the unenviable situation. “I want to get dressed up nicely today. I want my hair to come out right. I don’t want it to be a bad hair day. I want all of my clothes and everything to match and… set me off to my best advantage, because I never know when I’m going to meet ‘him’. But think of all of the attention that you get that way, that you don’t want. I didn’t work on my hair for an hour and a half this morning, and I didn’t go through four different outfits until I found something that matched my mood and made me look better so that you would stare at me. You’re an old man! You’re old and wrinkled up. I have absolutely zero interest in you. The only thing that I could possibly be, in that connotation, is either a gold digger or a star effer, which is what the Andrew Cuomos are relying on. Somebody who’s looking to sleep their way to the top, or is looking to become the girlfriend and is consequently get in on all the material side of being Andrew Cuomo’s girlfriend. And it’s like, as men, you don’t understand, not only are very very few of us like that, but the ones who are like that, are really really not well thought of on this team. So you even thinking that, ‘hey, you never know! You take your choices and you try and work your opportunities, take your chances’, it’s like, no! That’s completely disgusting. I feel like throwing up, and why should I feel like throwing up because of what this person that I don’t even know from Adam suddenly is forcing upon me?” And it’s like, I think that’s why… what Steve is saying here definitely resonates with all of us. It’s like, “oh, I really don’t wanna be that guy.” Well then, don’t be that guy. Your job is, if you’re going to look at her, to make sure that she doesn’t know that you’re looking at her, and don’t stare at her to the extent that you’re burning holes in her psychic apparatus. She’s not there for that, just, ya know, get over yourself.
Matt: Right.
Dave: I think I got a couple of late questions here, did I? There was..
Matt: Uhh, yeah. I sent something right before…
Dave: Here we are, I didn’t dream that part. “Last second question. Hi Dave, I have two questions this time.” This is from Dan. “#1 did the continent of Africa always exist within the world of Cerebus, or was it retroactively added in later? My guess is that it’s the former for a couple of reasons. The first being the Judge’s mention of ‘not being able to swing a dead cat in Jerusalem’, and the second being Pud Withers’ attempt to call Oscar a ‘sodomite’. If those places, Jerusalem and Sodom, didn’t exist beforehand, how else could the characters reference them? Ahh, I’m being rhetorical. Actual second question below.” Uhh, let’s deal with the first question there. I would turn that question around and say, did Africa exist before people inhabited it, or is Africa a result of sentient and cognizant beings knowing what that is? Which, at a microcosm level, yes, Jerusalem isn’t technically in Africa, but it’s very very close to Africa, and Sodom wasn’t in Africa, but it, too, is very very close to Africa. How much of our reality is a creation of sentience? And a creation of rational thought, and was the world completely different when beings didn’t have the level of sentience that we do? And didn’t have the memory that we do? That consequently, if you changed a lion’s environment on a regular basis, I don’t think the lion would register the fact that its environment had changed. It deals with reality and a constant now, all animals, I think, only deal in reality with a constant now. They don’t have memory in the sense that we do. The highest levels of their consciousness are “here I am right now, this is what I’m looking at, these are the things that my instincts are telling me to do next. Do this thing, don’t do that thing.” Cause it’s one of those, whenever I get onto that discussion I always come back to Neal Adams’ expanding Earth theories, that the Earth is actually getting bigger and the fact that anytime they try to build a model of a tyrannosaurus rex, an animatronic model, that moves as a tyrannosaurus rex moves, the head snaps off. Neal’s theory being, well, gravity wasn’t in the time period of the dinosaurs, the same that it is now, because the Earth is actually expanding, so there is more gravity now than there was back then. And it’s like, I have a great deal of trouble trying to get around that assertion, to say, “well no, I still think it’s crazy that people would think the Earth could have expanded in the distant past.” But we have to remember the Earth’s been here for 15 billion years, and all we really know about it, even at the most lunatic extreme of archeology and whatnot, is maybe 5000 years? 10,000 years? Really pushing it, 20,000 years. 20,000 years compared to 15 billion? There’s a lot of room in there for the Earth to have been a number of things that all traces have just vanished. I mean, one of my theories is just… oil must be something very different from what we think it is. It’s not just residue of dead dinosaurs. I don’t think there’s enough dinosaurs who could die in a single place to create the pools of oil that exist in Northern Alberta, that exist in Texas, that exist in Saudi Arabia. So, to me, it’s got to be something else that happened sometime in the last 15 billion years that produced this, that Mother Earth, the YHWH, really really doesn’t like, because it’s a really really unhappy memory. And if you dig it out of the ground and you make it into a liquid that powers vehicles, I think it probably communicates very very explicitly what it actually is, and it’s something that the YHWH really really would like to just forget and eradicate from the Earth’s history. Which is why environmentalists are so pathological about carbon and so pathological about fossil fuels. Part of them must know that wind and solar are never going to do it on their own, and if you’re not going to add nuclear or something like that into the mix, you’re just kidding yourself. And I think it’s because the YHWH has occupied all women’s minds with, “we have to get rid of oil. And I’m not going to tell you why we have to get rid of oil, but we have to get rid of oil. Make up as many cover stories as you possibly can, but bottom line, we have to get rid of oil and replace it with anything else. There you go, there’s another thing that Dave Sim believes and nobody else believes.
 
“#2 when will Cerebus Volume Eight be remastered? No need for specific dates, but on the list of volumes cued up to be remastered you recited a few Please Holds back, there was no mention of ‘Women’. Thanks for taking the time to answer.” Yeah, I went and checked the list, and “Women” is not on the list. I didn’t have time today to find out, “okay, what’s the ‘Women’ situation at Diamond in terms of how many copies of ‘Women’ do they have available?” and I think we have a few at the storage unit for Aardvark-Vanaheim, but not many of them? That is a question that I will look into, and I will ask Sean Robinson. “Am I just not remembering that ‘Women’ was already remastered, or is it actually missing from the list and couple that with, how desperate is this situation going to get?” I hope we never get as desperate a situation as we’ve got with “Form & Void” where it’s been out of print way way too long and absolutely zero copies available and a good five or six months at least until that one’s coming back into print. Don’t want to be surprised with another book like that, so I will… [laughs] I will go on a “Women” hunt over the next 30 days and find out all the information that I possibly can and I will report next time what the situation is with the “Women” trade paperback, and where it would be in the batting order if it hasn’t been remastered, and which one it would be. It’s still going to be “Form & Void” and “The Last Day”, will be the next two trade paperbacks. Could “Women” be number three? Not really sure. We will find out.
Matt: It’s always funny talking about “Women”. [laughs]
Dave: Yes! Yes, as Gerhard used to say with the trade paperback, “Get your ‘Women’ ordered.” [laughs] And it’s like, uh, we don’t want to put it that way. Or, “we’re out of ‘Women’”, or “we’ve got plenty of ‘Women’!” But, once a graphic novel is named, you’re sort of stuck with the name, so there you go.
Matt: [laughs]
Dave: So, speaking of “Women”, say hello to Paula for me, and happy belated birthday to Janis Pearl. How old is she now?
Matt: 10!
Dave: 10. She’s into double digits.
Matt: Yesterday she was going, “aw, I can’t wait to get to triple digits” and Paula’s going, “we’re gonna be dead by then.” [laughs] Me and her.
Dave: [laughs] Maybe that’s why she can’t wait to get to triple digits. Definitely… no, I’m sorry. Your honour, I withdraw that remark.
Matt: No, no, no, that was… it was one of those, I’m like, aw, ya know... I got a photo Paula took in the hospital the day she was born, I’m holding Janis, and she’s looking up at my face, and reaching up with her hands. And so yesterday when she got home from school, I’m like, “c’mere” and she came over, and I had Paula take a picture on my phone of me holding her kind of in a similar position, and put it up on social media of, “we recreated our first photo”. Ya know, day 1 vs day 3653, and immediately my brother goes, “she forgot to hold her hands up!”
Dave: [laughs] Well, I’m sure everybody else was saying, “gee, Matt’s shrinking. What’s up with that? What’s the story between Matt shrinking from 10 years ago?” 10 years ago! That was 2011.
Matt: Yep.
Dave: Yes, I remember you with your, “ye mighty, behold my works and tremble.” [laughs] It’s like, yeah, I suppose you’d feel that way. It’s like, how many times are you going to go through this? Two, so far.
Matt: The other one I did was the photo of me holding her in the hospital 10 years ago, and then a photo of me with Janis and Natasha, and I did, “okay I’ll play the meme” cause there’s a meme that people have of, “how it’s started and how it’s going”, so first photo is how it started, last photo is how it’s going.
Dave: Is it meme?
Matt: Ehh, well, it’s supposed to be mimi, or meme, I always say memm because that’s how my brain pronounces it.
Dave: Okay, alright. Cause I’ve been reading about that in the paper lately that they were making fun of people for pronouncing meme wrong and as far as I know, it’s meme. But that’s one of those, “it’s whatever everybody who’s on the internet calls it and that sure doesn’t include me”, so I thought I should better check on that. So you memm…
Matt: My daughter says mimi, my wife says meme… at this point, at long as it’s an M and an E sound, long E or short E, nobody cares. They know what you’re talking about.
Dave: This is true. We are in a fractal universe where even the word meme can’t have a single definition or a single specific way to pronounce it. Since we’re going to be putting this up on AMoC anyway, let’s leave that with the final thought: can anybody post how they pronounce meme, or mimi, or memm? It is the spelling of the French word “même”, which means “same”. The same as the Hemingways, Ernest Hemingway was Sahib, and Mrs Hemingway was Memsahib, which I think was the Africans commenting on the way white people are. It’s like, this is a Sahib, and this is the same Sahib. Let’s get all our minds on that thought, that Sahibs and Memsahibs are the same thing. Okay! And say hi, yes, belated happy birthday to Janis, and let’s not forget Natasha, because at that age there’s nothing worse than a sibling’s birthday.
Matt: Well, they’re only like a month and a half apart, so, she had her turn in February.
Dave: Okay. But, you remember being that age.
Matt: Oh yeah, I remember the longest 10 days of my life between my brother’s birthday and mine.
Dave: [laughs] Yes, children are so shallow. Okay, we’ll do this again next month, Matt. Have a good night.
Matt: You too! Have a good night, Dave.
Dave: Buh-bye.
Matt: Bye.

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Friend to the Blog, James Windsor-Banderas-Smith has a new Kickstarter for Papa Balloon & Cactus #5. He's got a few copies of one of Dave's variant covers for the previous issues as rewards. ACTUALLY, he found a bunch of copies of issues he thought were out of print, so I think you can get the whole series. He's got T-Shirts too.
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Our pals at Living The Line are getting it from "Diamond" (Or Whoever Owns Them Now):
Legal trouble. Lost inventory. But great books keep coming.
Hello everyone—

It’s been a wild few weeks at Living the Line HQ here in Saint Paul.

If you follow comics industry news, you may already know that our former distributor, Diamond Comics, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization in January. Then, on May 16th, they were sold! End of problem, right?

Not only have we not been paid for any book sales since that sale closed… We've been refused access to our consignment inventory—books that legally belong to us and were merely stored in Diamond's warehouse.

Worse yet, they’ve now petitioned the bankruptcy court to sell that consignment inventory—including our books—without our consent.

This means we haven't been paid for books already sold, and we’re at risk of losing the rest of our inventory in their possession. For a small publisher, that’s an existential blow.

But we’re not taking this lying down.

Living the Line, alongside several other trusted publishers, has retained legal counsel and formally objected to this maneuver. We’re fighting for our rights in bankruptcy court. But legal battles, even righteous ones, are expensive, and we could use your help.

How You Can Help Right Now
1. Preorder My Gorilla Family (Iijima Ichiro)
Our September release is live! My Gorilla Family, sure to be one of the wildest books of 2025, will see wide release the first week of September.

Order direct from us (ships from St. Paul): https://livingtheline.company.site/products

Order through your local comic shop via Lunar Distribution: https://www.lunardistribution.com/home/search?term=My+Gorilla+Family
(We’re temporarily listed under our friends at Uncivilized Books — be sure to request it!)
2. Watch for Our New Book-Trade Distributor (Announcement Soon)
We’re onboarding with a new distributor for the wider book market. First out of the gate: reprints of UFO Mushroom Invasion (2024 American Manga Award Nominee, Best New Edition of Classic Manga) and MANSECT (2025 Nominee for the same category!). Sign up for announcements here: https://www.livingthelinebooks.com/mailing-list
3. Grab a Backlist Title Direct
Most of our inventory is frozen in the Diamond warehouse, but we have limited quantities of many titles on hand in Saint Paul ready to ship in 1–2 business days while supplies last. Browse what’s physically in stock here, including our much-beloved science fiction titles by Brandon Graham, Xurxo G. Penalta, Matt Battaglia, and Miel Vandepitte, and the stunning psychological fiction of Erik Kriek: https://livingtheline.company.site/products
4. Spread the Word
Know someone who digs beautiful, strange, unclassifiable graphic novels & manga? Please forward this email, share a link, or talk to your local shop. Every order and every share helps.
A Few of the Books We’re Fighting For
MANSECT — Koga Shinichi
Order MANSECT direct: https://livingtheline.company.site/products

FACE MEAT — Bonten Tarō
Order FACE MEAT direct: https://livingtheline.company.site/products

Thank you for reading, for caring about independent publishing, and for helping us fight the good (and occasionally slimy, mushroom-ridden) fight. We literally couldn’t do this without you.

With appreciation,
Sean Michael Robinson
Publisher, Living the Line
St. Paul, Minnesota
https://www.livingthelinebooks.com/
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TwoMorrows has a new book on Marshall Rogers. Does it include the Name of the Game is Diamondback? Do they talk to Deni? I dunno. You might if you buy a copy...
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Acquaintance to the blog Travis sent in:
My Kickstarter was unsuccessful. Thank you for adding it to the blog in the last several days.
I appreciate it.
I decided to just put the comic for sale on Lulu.
https://www.lulu.com/shop/fanny-kelly-and-hal-kolbeck/my-captivity/paperback/product-459wr8z.html?page=1&pageSize=4
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The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. OR(!) you could buy Bill's book with the Dave backcover. I have discovered links:
Wanderland (Paperback but slightly more expensive...I dunno why...)
The site offers UK shipping, so PRESUMEABLY it's printed and shipped there(?).
And Journey Complete:
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Our very own Jen DiGiacomo is part of a film production titled The Day Elvis Died. She'll never ask anybody here, but they're crowdfunding to finish the post production on the movie. (It's set in 1977, will a certain obscure Canadian cartoon aardvark make a cameo? (No. Elvis died in August. Cerebus wasn't published until December. Any appearance in the flick would be an anachronism that would ruin the movie for everybody. EVERYBODY!).) Here's the first trailer. And if you're going to Edinburgh Fringe, Jen's doing her One Woman show Woman in the Arena, pretty much all month. If you go, "swordfish". And send pics...
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Up to 35% off August 6-10, 21-24, & 29-31.*
*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.
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You can get all 16 volumes of Cerebus, many of them Remastered for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)
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Heritage has (coming soon):
  • Page 16 of issue #44
  • Page 5 of Cerebus #20
  • Inside Back Cover art from Cerebus #3
  • The covers to Issue #74 and #76
  • other stuff
And ComicLink (remember ComicLink? Seiler brought us ComicLink. R.I.P Jeff.) has:
Thanks to Steve for sending the links.
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Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..."Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".
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Got a message from Studio Comix Press:
If you wanna support "local" Canadian publishers...
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Next Time: Jen's show is opening, so Me filling in.

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