Aardvark-Vanaheim Business Roundup (Old Dave Art, but you might get to own it, so you may wanna look...)

Hi, Everybody!

Dave wants his  business done on the streets, so I get all of these faxes that he wants posted. But don't worry, there's some purty Art here for those of you who don't care about the business side of Aardvark-Vanaheim...

Item 1: a correction to Please Hold For Dave Sim 12/2024

Item 2: Problitos.

Item 3: Cerebus the Action Figure

I'm gonna have to send Dave photos or scans of what NECA's Turtle figures packaging looks like. I'm thinking that HE'S thinking of the Playmates Turtles Figures of yore, and not what NECA does. Wait, that sounds like work...

Item 4: Dave's retirement funds?

"Real Time" is a VERY relative thing around AMOC, since some days I just wanna "get down to the Floridia for margaritas" as fast as I can. This came in on the fourth.

Item 5: Diamond owes AV money

Eddie's idea to have a check sent to the US address? That's me. The GOOD news is the strike is over. The BAD news is the USPS can't send anything to Canada until they start accepting mail again after taking care of the backlog.

Item 6: AV's fate is written in the stars...

I don't think they were hand delivering the check Dave...

Item 7: The Ninja High School/Cerebus crossover

Item 8: Them crazy Brazilians

So, should I send this to Eduardo, the guy who was trying to do Cerebus and is, I believe, currently doing SDOAR? 

Thoughts you guys?

 

Item 9: The latest...

Yup.

About that...

I checked with Dallas, and the check is currently in MISSISSAUGA, ON. So the rest of this might be moot.

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Rigamarole:

The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe

35% off December 25-31.*

*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.

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Got a message from my friends at the Waverly Press. They're doing Holiday Bundles for 2024. There are limited to 50 bundles. Available until December 31 or they sell out. Whichever comes first. Get 'em while they're hot. https://waverlycomics.com the site is down and getting revamped.

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In other news, since Twitter is a dumpster-fire and most people are skipping out of there, AMOC has joined BlueSky. Follow along. Or don't. No skin of my nuts either way...

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The Cerebus Humble Bundle is over, you can STILL get all 16 volumes for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)

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Heritage has an original sketch in a lot with sketches by others, and a copy of issue 6 with other comics.

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The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. 

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The Last Day Without nothing.

   "      "     "        "  Dave's signature.

   "      "     "        "  an Old Cerebus Remarque

   "      "     "     Auction catalog for the Panoramic Remarques. 

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Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".

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Next Time: Not more of this...

They said it couldn't be done! But who's laughing now?!?

Hi, Everybody!

Dave and I will be recording the TENTH Please Hold For Dave Sim of 2024 (wait, did we skip one this year? Fug it. The October one.). If you wanna have us mispronounce your name and answer some obscure bit of Cerebus related trivia you have questions about, send both to momentofcerebus@gmail.com by Wednesday night when I send the Fax up to Dave.

We're answering this one FIRST ('cause we missed it last month...)

For the Record: TMNT #8 takes place before Cerebus #1. Spawn #10 isn't in Continuity. (Cerebus smokes and goes to Kitchener. He's "not Cerebus".) And the Ninja High School crossover takes place during two panels of Cerebus #1. (Cerebus VS the Spirit is a pre-#1 story too.) 

Anyway...

MONDAYS!

Continuing doing Dave's Business in the Streets:

And Friend to the Blog: Joshua Even (of the Barbarian TMNT & Cerebus Evens...) has an offer you can't refuse:

A NECA scale Cerebus Action Figure!

He's doing these in batches of ten. When he's got ten ordered, they're gonna 3-D print and hand paint all of 'em. One Hundred and Twenty American Dollars (plus Twenty more for shipping in the US. More for you overseas fellas.). Slid into his DMs on the Facebook for details on how you get him his money. Tell him Manly Matt Dow sent you for absolutely NO DISCOUNT whatsoever! Hell, I won't even get anything off of the one I'ma ordering...

You heard about it here first (if you don't check the Cerebus Facebook group...)

Rigamarole:

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Dave/Cerebus adjacent Kickstarters:

Steve Peters Less than half funded. Help a brother out...

James Habaneros Rancheros Windsor Catherine-Jones-Starky Fully funded. Thanks, Everybody!

Shannon Wheeler Totally funded. 

Robert T. Jeschonek Not launched yet.

John and Scott Palochik  Ditto.

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The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe:

October 8-13, and 23-28.*

*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.

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The Cerebus Humble Bundle is over, you can STILL get all 16 volumes for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)

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Heritage has the original Art to Sparkybus.

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The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. 

Speaking of which:

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The Last Day Without nothing.

   "      "     "        "  Dave's signature.

   "      "     "        "  an Old Cerebus Remarque

   "      "     "     Auction catalog for the Panoramic Remarques. 

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Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".

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Next Time: Jen says "don't buy that, gimme SDOAR money!"

I...HAVE...returned!

Hi, Everybody!

Despite the best efforts of Helene Wheels, I have returned from the Family Vacation.

"Oh, how'd that go Matt?"

Well Imaginary-AMOC-Reader-who-lives-rent-free-in-my-head, I LOVE traveling with my Mother-in-Law:

Anyway, while I was gone, Dave sent a metric butt-load of faxes and such, so lemme catch up while I unpack... (some of these may have run previously.)

9/11/2024

9/11/2024 (part two):

So how "money nervous" is Dave getting? Well 9/12/2024: 

9/18/2024:

9/20/2024:

9/21/2024: Margaret needs a copy of the National Post for September 21st.

Also 9/21/2024: Dave continues his discussions with Eddie about AV's Business

9/24/2024:

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9/25/2024:

Sim sent you.

9/26/2024:

Rigamarole:

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Dave/Cerebus adjacent Kickstarters:

Steve Peters Less than half funded. Help a brother out...

James Habaneros Rancheros Windsor Catherine-Jones-Starky Fully funded. Thanks, Everybody!

Shannon Wheeler Totally funded. 

Robert T. Jeschonek Not launched yet.

John and Scott Palochik  Ditto.

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The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe:

September 28-29.*

*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.

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The Cerebus Humble Bundle is over, you can STILL get all 16 volumes for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)

_______________

Heritage has the original Art to Sparkybus.

_______________

The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. 

_______________

The Last Day Without nothing.

   "      "     "        "  Dave's signature.

   "      "     "        "  an Old Cerebus Remarque

   "      "     "     Auction catalog for the Panoramic Remarques. 

_______________

Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".

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Next Time: Ah @#$%...I gotta do this crap again?!?