CEREBUS IN HELL? WEEKLY STRIP #37
Wednesday, 15 April 2026
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
Since Jen is deep in rehearsals (again!), glamourpuss 12: who owns who?
Note from the Interim Head of SDOAR Division
"...a fortune in precious stones, and I'd give it all up for a hand phaser...or even a sharp stick..."
Since December of 2022, Dave Sim has drawn and finished pages 555 through 702 of The Strange Death of Alex Raymond. Sean and Carson published pages 1-205 through Living the Line's hardcover version of SDOAR (with Carson's 30 page epilogue). Pages 587-593 were included in issue #68 of Yeet Presents (Mike Jones might still have copies available...) And page 604 was a Bonus Print on CAN12. Pages 206-554 exist as mock-ups you can get from Jen's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023, and her plan (with Philip R. Frey) is to produce print ashcans of those mock-ups. Dave has gone back and produced new finished art for a few of those pages, but he's mostly focused on moving forward (His actual "tagline" is: "Either Dave Sim finishes The Strange Death of Alex Raymond, or The Strange Death of Alex Raymond will finish Dave Sim...")
Sean and Living the Line have 21 pages in their Consigned anthology (Currently being Kickstartered: https://www.kickstarter.com/.../consigned-a-living-the... ), which pages did Sean (who gets the scans of all the pages from Dave) pick?
Why not back the project and find out Spunky?
Just the GoFundMe Facts, Man...ly:
129 pages released so far as mocked up and/or drawn by Dave Sim through 22 Feb 2022, or 2/22/22 for all the numerologists
$140.00 away from unlocking page 130
If you have not donated, a $5+ donation grants you access to all 126 pages and all unlocked pages moving forward >> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023
GoFundMe now offers automated monthly donations!
>> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023/donate?source=btn_donate
SDOAR GoFundMe -->> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023
"Gee Mr. Jameson, my aunt's sick and I was wondering if I could get an advance..."
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| Jeff's dead, so don't email him. And Dave doesn't have phone or fax anymore. |
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| Obviously this deal is expired... |
Monday, 13 April 2026
Off-White House Bulletin 4/9/2026
Anyway, he said:
ANNDDDD….THEY’RE OFF! RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, PLEASE-HOLD-FOR-DAVE-SIM AND TOUR-DIARY ’82 ARE BOTH LOOKING STRONG! STARTING DONATION BY MATT DOW SPLIT EQUALLY PUTS THEM NECK AND NECK! COMING ROUND THE FIRST BEND, AND WE HAVE ANOTHER EQUAL DONATION! REPEAT! ANOTHER EQUALLY SPLIT DONATION FOR $10 BY A DONOR! YOU CAN FEEL THE EXCITEMENT BUZZING IN THE AIR HERE AT THE KITCHENER RACE TRACK!
BOTH HORSES ON EVEN FOOTING NOW, KEEPING THE PACE AND YOU CAN SEE THE RIDERS TAKING EACH OTHER’S MEASURE, FOCUSSING ON...WE HAVE A $50 DONATION FOR ’82 TOUR DIARY!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ’82 HAS PULLED AWAY AND TAKEN THE LEAD! PLEASE-HOLD IS FALLING BEHIND AS ’82 NOW GAINS THE ADVANTAGE!
BUT WHAT’S THIS? A $28 DONATION FOR PLEASE-HOLD! FOLLOWED BY A $10 DONATION FOR PLEASE-HOLD! NEVER IN MY 5 MINUTES OF RACE-TRACK ANNOUNCING HAVE I WITNESSED SUCH SPIRIT, SUCH ATHLETICISM, SUCH GRACE, SUCH ACHIEVEMENT OF THE HUMAN (OR AARDVARKIAN) SPIRIT!! WILL PLEASE-HOLD BE ABLE TO CATCH-UP IN TIME BEFORE THE END OF THE FIRST SESSION? THE CROWD IS ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS!
COMING ROUND THE BEND NOW, ’82 TOUR DIARY STILL IN THE LEAD BUT PLEASE-HOLD TRYING HARD TO CATCH UP, AS BOTH HORSES ARE LOCKED INTO THEIR STEADY GALLOPS IN A RACE THAT COULD GO EITHER… A $5 DONATION FOR ’82!! JUST AS IT CROSSES THE FIRST HURDLE!
THAT’S $62(CDN) FOR TOUR-DIARY ’82 AND $45(CDN) FOR PLEASE-HOLD AT THE FIRST INTERMISSION!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE’LL BE BACK FOR THE CONTINUATION OF THIS EXCITING RACE AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR: DIGIACOMO LUGGAGE: “WHEN YOU CAN’T TELL IF YOU’RE COMING OR GOING, MAKE SURE YOU DO IT IN STYLE...”
Well, it could go either way, kinda depends on you guys and gals...
And if you're a "Please Holder", Dave has all the questions I sent for April, so if that was you, he has them, but anybody else can get in on this by sending in your questions to momentofcerebus@gmail.com. And backing the Please Hold horse, or else you're just pissing in the wind...
Saturday, 11 April 2026
Dave sent stuff.
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| James didn't send Dave Dave, it's just a picture of Dave... |
Friday, 10 April 2026
Humble origins of the direct market (Dave's weekly update #637)
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SOLD on the eBays for $2,552.00CAD ($1844.71USD), haven't heard when the next page is going up, so probably after I post this. You can check for yourself.
- Saturday: Not NOT Please Hold For Dave Sim 4/2026. So Dave is giving Everybody! an option: He'll either work on Please Hold for May, or his notes on the '82 Tour Book. YOU can decide which he does by donating at CerebusDownloads. There are two buttons, if you want Please Hold, donate with the button labeled as such. If you want the '82 Tour Book, donate with the button labeled that. And if you want both, donate to both. (Dave never said what he'd do if there was a tie...)
- Sunday: that Untitled Jam between Dave and Chester Brown
- Monday: Fluroc!
- Tuesday: Since Jen did the First show, she has two more lined up, I'm back posting on Tuesdays. Still posting to help raise funds on The Strange Death of Alex Raymond GoFundMe, $90 until page 129 of Dave's POST-Carson SDOAR mock-up pages unlocks. Anyway, I'ma post ALL of glamourpuss over the next how many weeks. AND GoFundMe has a MONTHLY option now, so you can schedule a reoccurring donation. And TWENTY-ONE pages of SDOAR drawn by Dave are in CONSIGNED, Living the Line's next Kickstarter
- Wednesday: MORE Weekly Cerebus in Hell? Strips. This one is written by Dave. Follow along on Instagram. And https://www.ebay.com/itm/236664955396 (Somebody was looking for the Vardalorian...)
- Thursday: Margaret has posted ALL of Albatross One. (If you click that link, you can see all the pages of the notebook, OR, you can get a PHYSICAL copy here.) And all of The Last Notebook. Now she's gonna burn through all of Notebook #21. So sit back and get ready for pages and pages and pages of walls of handwritten text... This week, issue #179!
- Friday: that's this post. You're reading the Friday post right now. This is STILL like that bit in Spaceballs. (Should I link to LAST WEEK'S Update in these things?)
And, coming in
The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. OR(!) you could buy Bill's book with the Dave backcover. I have discovered links:
Wanderland (Paperback)
Wanderland (Hardcover for the guys who get "hard" for hardcovers...)
Wanderland (Paperback but slightly more expensive...I dunno why...)
The site offers UK shipping, so PRESUMEABLY it's printed and shipped there(?).
And Journey Complete:
Hardcover
Paperback
And if you wanna see how the book looks in Real Time...
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Larry Shell could use a hand to keep his house.
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Dave also wanted me to post this:
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| Back and front. |
- Fantasy Quarterly #1 (Slabbed)
- Cerebus #1 (Slabbed in a 8.0 grade. None of those words me $#!* to me...)
- Coming around the 20th, the Original Art to the Envy and Anger plates from the Six Deadly Sins (the cover and two of the plates went for around 10K apiece when they were auctioned, so I hope you've been saving your pennies...) (Dave gets paid for these.), the Original Art to nineteen of twenty pages to issue #239(!), and the cover Art to issue #39 (with the Moon Roach.)
- Cerebus #35 page 3 (starts May 14th)
- And a list of ALL the issues they got (including a couple of slabbed #1s)
Thursday, 9 April 2026
Notebook 21: Cerebus #179 and Astoria’s Revelations
MARGARET LISS:
We’re continuing our look at Dave Sim’s 21st notebook used during the creation of Cerebus #164 to 187. We’ll be looking at this notebook, which there were 260 out of 300 pages scanned, until we’ve seen every single page of it. Well, the pages scanned. If you want to see all of the notebook #21 posts to date, just use the Notebook 21 tag.
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Last week we left off with a post from the past, Dialogue From Reads Part Two, which covered the dialogue on between Astoria and Cerebus in Cerebus #179 page 4, aka Reads page 90. Well, the dialogue from that issue continues on the next page of the notebook.
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| Notebook 21, page 161 |
The above dialogue is on page 12 of Cerebus #179, aka page 98 of Reads. It opens with Astoria’s line of “She’s reasonably certain you could impregnate yourself she - -“. There are revelations on the above page that were edited out for the finished page:
- Cerebus would require Cirin’s help – surgically – to impregnate himself. In the finished comic instead of saying surgically, Astoria says artificial insemination.
- Cirin has several children all from human sperm, and all human. This is changed to just a “son – human – with no Aardvarkian traits”.
- The entire bit of Cirin and Cerebus having sex to make their own Aardvarkian kid was removed.
- Astoria never mentions her miscarriage out right, just that she doesn’t know who is infertile: her or Cerebus. Here in the notebook she says “It’s hard to tell – it might mean you’re infertile or maybe after all of my miscarriage I’m infertile.”
- Astoria in the notebook says “Magnus Doran bought you outright from your father. He told you and your mother that you were an apprentice. Whatever you did to him caused quite a stir. Cirin maintained that you attempted some manner of mystical coup against Suenteus Po.”
Whoa. Lots of lore just. . .not part of the cannon.
Unfortuately this dialogue didn’t continue on the next page. But we do get a couple of sketches:
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| Notebook 21, page 162 |
We do get a roach page, two actually: pages 18 and 19 of Cerebus #179 (pages 104 & 105 of Reads).
Wednesday, 8 April 2026
Tuesday, 7 April 2026
Since Jen didn't win the Offie, glamourpuss 11: Pretty Girls and Other Subjects...
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Is on the eBays: https://www.ebay.ca/itm/127781131875 until Thursday night. Then it goes to ONE lucky winner (and presumably the next page will go up. But since this one is currently going for $1325CAD, and Dave made $10K apiece for the Six Deadly Sins pages, I think this experiment is going to end in "welp, THAT didn't work...".)
Note from the Interim Head of SDOAR Division
"It's *hic*, it's like I said...*urp* 'scuse me, thas what it is, all right..."
(Lady at the bar Jen's been talkin' at for ten minutes) "It's like what?"
"Whas like wha'?"
(L.A.T.B.J.B.T.A.F.T.M.) "You said it's like what you said. What's like what you said?"
"It. It's to'lly like wha' I *urp*, 'scuse me, said. To'lly."
(L.A.T.B.J.B.T.A.F.T.M. getting up to leave) "well...it sure is. I'll be back."
Since December of 2022, Dave Sim has drawn and finished pages 555 through 702 of The Strange Death of Alex Raymond. Sean and Carson published pages 1-205 through Living the Line's hardcover version of SDOAR (with Carson's 30 page epilogue). Pages 587-593 were included in issue #68 of Yeet Presents (Mike Jones might still have copies available...) And page 604 was a Bonus Print on CAN12. Pages 206-554 exist as mock-ups you can get from Jen's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023, and her plan (with Philip R. Frey) is to produce print ashcans of those mock-ups. Dave has gone back and produced new finished art for a few of those pages, but he's mostly focused on moving forward (His actual "tagline" is: "Either Dave Sim finishes The Strange Death of Alex Raymond, or The Strange Death of Alex Raymond will finish Dave Sim...")
Sean and Living the Line have 21 pages in their Consigned anthology (Currently being Kickstartered: https://www.kickstarter.com/.../consigned-a-living-the... ), which pages did Sean (who gets the scans of all the pages from Dave) pick?
Why not back the project and find out Spunky?
Just the GoFundMe Facts, Man...ly:
128 pages released so far as mocked up and/or drawn by Dave Sim through 22 Feb 2022, or 2/22/22 for all the numerologists
$90.00 away from unlocking page 129
If you have not donated, a $5+ donation grants you access to all 126 pages and all unlocked pages moving forward >> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023
GoFundMe now offers automated monthly donations!
>> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023/donate?source=btn_donate
SDOAR GoFundMe -->> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023
Two questions here:
1) Where does the term come from?
In the olden days of comics, in order to establish a copyright, a publisher had to, well, *publish* a comic with a proper copyright notice. If they weren't ready to go to print, they would produce a comic *just* to establish copyright. These weren't meant to be sold or kept. They were just needed to prove you had ownership of the material. Then it could be "tossed in the ashcan".
In the 1980s, Bob Burden (of Flaming Carrot fame) and other indie publishers would produce "ashcans" of upcoming books to show around, maybe sell at conventions, etc. It then became more widely used to describe promotional comics, mini-comics, etc. Anything not meant for the standard market.
2) Why are these SDoAR comics known as "ashcans"?
When Dave stopped work on SDoAR, as you may know, he left in the middle without any conclusion. This is why Dave refers to the hardcover published volume as "Carson's Version" because Carson "finished" the book so it was, at least, in a publishable state. (And it turned out pretty good, what with an Eisner nom and all.)
When Dave first started working on SDoAR again, he wasn't yet in a position where he felt he could draw, but he still had the mock-ups he had done for Carson and he began producing more mockups, with no real eye towards publishing, I think, just so he could get his ideas on paper.
But he eventually began actually working on the pages, drawing them all by hand. Dave isn't the kind of person to go back (typically), so he didn't start producing those mocked up pages, he just kept going, drawing them this time.
Jen put together the GoFundMe to finance the project with the intention of cleaning up the mockups a bit and publishing them as "ashcans", since they weren't fully produced pages. When I jumped on board to do the "remastering", I very quickly didn't want to just clean the mockups, but to actually bring them to a publishable standard that wouldn't look out of place alongside Carson and Dave's fully illustrated pages.
I must have done a good job because Dave decided they should be published at a size equivalent to the hardcover, hence the term "Giant-Sized Ashcan". He also decided that the pages looked good enough that he wanted to re-draw several sections where there just wasn't good enough material to clean up to his (or my) satisfaction.
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Well, that's the answer(s) to the best of my knowledge and recollection. Hope that clears things up.

































