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Mondays!
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the poor bastards...
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Over on the
Kickstarter, Dave offered up prototypes of the '82 Tour Book. He had six of them (this should set off alarm bells for anybody who's been paying attention to the '82 debacle), three of version "A", and three of version "B" (seriously, five alarm "what the f*ck?!?" bells.) They all sold in less than five minutes...
Now, Birdsong (who we love dearly, don't take this as an attack on him, he's just one man doing the Herculean job of trying to A: make Dave money by B: doing what Dave wants while C: being constrained by Reality and How Things Actually WORK.), who DOESN'T have physical copies of the '82 Tour Book, and only sees what I show you guys 'round 'ere, he thought this was six copies of the 232 page big ol' Monster that Dave's been discussing at
the payment of you fine people.
It was/is not.
It's three copies of the "A" prototype and three of the "B" prototype.
This is the 52 page "cheaper" version that the Waverly Press was going to offer on their planned Kickstarter as a more reasonably priced option for the "budget" consumer.
As I (thought I) explained, the differences between the "A" prototype and the "B" prototype are:
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| Different logos in the corner box. "A" has a diamond, "B" has an upside down Marvel M as a Waverly W. And if you "get" what this is referencing/parodying, you need to make an appointment for a colonoscopy... |
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| The back covers are different. "A" has the mock-up of the Tour poster, "B" has the actual Tour poster. |
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| "A" is laid out to look like a mock-up of Dave's Tour Diary (bottom), "B" is a more polished look (top). |
Both have Deni's introduction, both have Dave's Tour Diary, both have a selection of Deni's Tour photographs.
NEITHER is: 232 pages long; has vintage 1982 interviews; has text from Tour associated individuals like Bill Sienkiewicz, Maggie Thompson, Chuck Rozanski, and Diana Schutz; and other fun stuff that Dave's gonna take a hatchet to in his version... (do I sound bitter? I'm not bitter. YOU'RE bitter.) AND there's no way on God's green Earth that Dave got six copies of it...
Sorry.
Any confusion is entirely the fault of... (gee, who can we pin this on? I mean I'M not taking the fall on this one... Jen? Can we blame Jen? She's been busy and therefore distracted... Mags? ALWAYS a good scapegoat in Mags. She has so much goodwill built up in Cerebus fandom I think she could kill a guy and be immediately forgiven... Hobbs? Nobody's heard from Hobbs in months... Sean? He's remastering Latter Days as we speak, PLUS he's working on Tyrant and that Consigned book. We CAN'T pin this on Sean... Rolly? Rolly's too pure to be the fall guy... We're not blaming Birdsong, it's not his fault that he didn't get a good description of what was on offer... I know! It's ALL) Jeff Seiler fault!
Fuckin' Seiler...
Ahem:
Sorry for the confusion, if you pledged for one of these and want it removed, message Birdsong on the Kickstarter...
Since we talkin' Kickstarters:
Friend to the Blog, Steve Peters has a new
Comicverse issue on Kickstarter, with a variant cover from OTHER Friend to the Blog, James Banderas-Smith.
Dave haD things on
Heritage. These were FROM the Cerebus Archive, and Dave (eventually) gets ALL the money (minus the fees and whatnot. Plus he won't believe it until the money crosses his hand... *NOT* my first "Dave waiting to be paid" rodeo...):
So, lemme do the math...
carry the bum...
FIFTY-THREE GRAND!?! I'M THE CAT!
So I guess I can ask him for that three hundred bucks he owes me for pen nibs, nu?
Next Time: I explain how JEN fucked up...