Jen says "Lucky Numbers 2, 29, 42, 47, 5, 23", so glamourpuss #...I dunno.

Hi, Everybody!

These take too long to do, so don't expect this to continue next week... 

Jen's "oot" (as the Canadians say), so I'm back filling in... Big Board!:

• 133 pages released so far as mocked up and/or drawn by Dave Sim through 7 March 2022
• $21,615.00 raised to date from 414 donations
• $185 away from unlocking page 134.
• If you have not donated, a $5+ donation gets you access to all 133 pages and all future unlocked pages. Donate once or set up monthly donations here https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023
• If you have donated, why not donate again! All money goes to Dave Sim to continue his work on The Strange Death of Alex Raymond.

SDOAR GoFundMe -->> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023

Since Jen is going on vacation, I'ma have to do this "solo", which means I'ma have to find something around the AMOCave to throw to "the wolves" to get more money for the GoFundMe. So I'm offering up:

An UNREADABLE copy of glamourpuss #10!

A 9.8 SLABBED gp #10. Which, according to the CGC Census is the ONLY copy they've slabbed. So it's the HIGHEST graded copy they've dealt with.

 
AND, I'll include cheap-o printouts of the interior so you CAN read the issue while you stare at your prized collectable...

RULES (gotta have RULES...otherwise it's all Anarchy, and people marrying livestock and walking on the grass and other signs of the Apocalypse...):

1. $5 per entry. The only money that counts is money donated to the GoFundMe SINCE July 1st, 2026. All that money you've been throwing at Dave via Jen for the past how long won't help you here...
2. No limit on the number of entries you can have. As long as you remember it's only NEW money that counts. While Dave (and Jen) deeply appreciate all the money you've donated over the years (I don't give an aardvark's taint sweat...), it's just money that comes in NOW that gets you unreadable glamourpuss...
3. Raffle ends on Labor Day (that's September 7th 2026 for the "calendar challenged). That gives Everybody! time to donate, and Jen and I time to determine who wins.
4. International winners might be asked to kick in for shipping (it cost me $43 to ship a VIEWMASTER Reel to Canada... the USPS ain't what it used to be...)
5. Bonus entries will be made available to the winners of the swimsuit/private interview/talent/health & fitness/evening gown/& on-stage conversation categories. So choose your outfits and performances wisely...
6. Having read the minutes for the Graft: Boon or Blessing Panel, bribery will NOT be tolerated if it messes up my taxes...
7. "And remember, your answers must be in the form of a question..."
8. Margaret, if you win, this counts as both PTO AND year end bonus...
9. Good luck! (How and Why this is a Rule is a mystery to Everybody!...)

 This, then ...

SDOAR GoFundMe -->> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023

Please Hold For Off-White House '82 Tour Commentary July 9th, 2026 (part 1)

 Hi, Everybody!

As we do:

Mondays!

I had somebody ask about some of the earlier Monday Reports. I actually have a PDF of all the Reports  If you're interested in a copy, lemme know at momentofcerebus@gmail.com... 

As you all should know by now Dave's CONTINUING the Please PAY For Dave Sim format. If you want more '82 Tour Book discussion, go HERE, and pay for "Dave Sim 82 Tour Book". But if you'd rather hear more stereotypical Please Hold (*shudder*) "content", go HERE and pay for "Please Hold For Dave Sim". Either way, I have to amuse myself in the Editing Suite assembling these things... 

The latest from Eddie for the July round for August is:

Anyway, Dave sent a couple of hours of audio, I'm working on turning it into a series of videos, but it's gonna be a minute (ADHD brain spent WAY too long having the robots make a theme song because the audio and videos are getting flagged for copyright violations, and I'ma tired of explaining parody & fair use to OTHER robots... But I'm a working on 'em!)

So, Audio (for the poor bastards who don't need/want to look at things while Dave talks...):

The article Eddie sent.

Video (to be added as I get it done, or I'll post those on Saturday...):

And if you're gonna be in San Diego for Comic Con, Dave has a request:

I bought and sent the shirt to Mr. Dunn, he should get it Wednesday...

Next Time: Jen's MIA, so more of me being "wacky"...

"And have two more beds moved in here..."

Hi, Everybody!

I'm editing, I'm editing. (Not really, I worked and then I spent time with the family touching grass... I'll get 'round to it.)

I finished resizing all the pages of the Cerebus volume for the laughably named "2019 ReRead":

Issue #1: First, then, then, then. Issue #2: Then, then, then, then. Issue #3: Then, then, then. Passage (in part. I REALLY need to get a decent version of Passage up here one of these days...). Issue #4: Then. Issue #5: Then, then, then. Demonhorn. Issue #6: Then, then, then. Issue #7: Then, then, then. Issue #8: Then, then, then. Issue #9: Then, then, then. Issue 10: Then, then, then. Issue #11: Then, then, then, then. Issue 12: Then, then, then. Magiking. Issue 13: Then, then, then. Silverspoon. Issue 14: Then, then. Issue 15: Then, then.  Issue 16: Then, then. Issue 17: Then, then. Issue 18: Then, then. Issue 19: Then, then. Issue 20: Then, then. What Happened Between Issues Twenty & Twenty-One. Issue 21: Then, then. Issue 22: Then, then. Issue 23: Then, then. Issue 25: Then, then. 

Cerebus #23, The Beguiling (part two) (Based in part on The Beguiled. 1971)

Next Time: Mondays! (And I'll get the audio up on Spotify for SURE!)

Aardvark Comment: 7/11/26

Hi, Everybody!

I'm working on the five audio files about the '82 Tour Book Dave sent, but the first one is fifty minutes long, and I can't imagine they get shorter from there (they probably do, but I won't know until I get there...). SO, I'm a run the Aardvark Comment stuff Dave's sent that's piling up:

Click for huge...

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Next Time: IF I get the audio transformed into video...