Hi, Everybody!
I had somebody ask about some of the earlier Monday Reports. I actually have a PDF of all of them. If you're interested in a copy, lemme know at
momentofcerebus@gmail.com...
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Okay, I gave you two (count 'em) TWO days of Please Hold, so I don't think you need a third day that you have to read... "Gah! can't you just talk at me while I ride my Peleton?"
I mean the "good" (if you have a really #@%&ing weird value system...) news is that down in the Please Hold Editing Suite I have:
Two Cerebus@50 files with a runtime of: 16:32 (including the intro music) (This doesn't count the first one I made that hasn't been posted yet...)
Five 82 Tour book files with a runtime of: 47:28 (including the intro music)
Five audio files for David Birdsong with a runtime of: 56:32 (no intro, and pretty much no chance I'm ever gonna edit these, I just need to listen to them to make sure there's nothing you need to know. (You probably don't.)
AVAILABLE REWARDS:
Can14 Form&Void. With pages 1-10 of Cerebus #251 (son. of. a. bitch. I stole the original scans of these from Dave's Google Drive six years ago. So on the one hand, I don't NEED these, on the other hand, my purloined copies are digital and I own all the other CANs, so I'm gonna get it.)
Here's page two:
Because I can... When I post images, I follow "the rules" and make sure that the image is 640 pixels across. (1000px if it's original art from Dave or Ger.) Here's that same scan "at size" dropped into a 640px template:
This is why you should back the CANs, or at least get the digital bundle (I think they're doing that again...)
Anyway, back to the list:
Pages 11-20 as Bonus Prints (it's what would be CAN30 if Dave finished the 16 volume cycle of the first ten pages of each phonebook in the Archive, and then did a second cycle of the next ten pages of original art from each phonebook that are still in the Archive. (I gotta remember to beg for the Notes to CANs 28-30 as Add-Ons for a future Kickstarter...)
Cerebus in Hell? #s 89 (Vark Patrol) & 90 (Reform School Vark)
Ninja High School/Cerebus issues 4&5 (5 is expanded to 24 pages from 16.)
20 sets of all five issues (#1 is a third printing)
Individual copies of 1-5 (there are only 5 copies of 2&3, but unlimited copies of 1, 4, &5.) (Or you can Back
Ben Dunn's color version)
REALLY cheap Comics versions of NHS/C 4&5, and CiH? 89&90
Backing Board covers of CiH? 87-90
All 13 of the previous CANs. (Get all caught up. Of course, you'll be missing the Bonus Prints that would be CANs 28 &29 which were only offered as Bonus Prints in their individual campaigns... This is why I try to tell you people things...)
Swords of Cerebus in Hell? Volumes 1-12 signed by Dave (I think these are in two six volume bundles, but I've been wrong before, and I'm sure I will be again...)
And all sorts of nifty Add Ons that I don't know about, so I can't tell you about them... (I DID suggest to Birdsong that I could make videos of the personal Audio Dave sent us that could be rewards on the next Kickstarter at an obscene amount of money, that will disappoint anyone who listens to them...) (He said he listened to them and found the cure for insomnia.).)
ANYWAY, this goes live tomorrow and runs for a month. Here's a link to it and the other Dave Sim/Cerebus related Kickstarters a-running:
For Cerebus readers, "Cerberus," our 3-headed, 31st century version of Cerebus, returns and figures prominently in one of our stories; we also have the 2 "Sparkybus" micro-prints that Matt Dow masterminded and Dave Sim signed, plus 3 different variants of "Tails of Sparkybus" that Dave drew stuff for and signed on a tipped-in plate. These are very limited editions and quantities of some are running low, so this could be the last chance to get them.
So get 'em while they're HOT!
Can I get back to the Editing Suite now?
Next Time: One guy voted in this Choose Your Own "Jen"venture nonsense, and I could just email HIM the next chapter and not run anything... You people know that, right?
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