Monday, 6 April 2026

"There might be room for another 'Gott of Thunter' in this army..."

Hi, Everybody!

So, Dave didn't send me a Monday Report.

I guess I'm on my own again...

The laughably named "2019 ReRead":
Issue #1: Firstthenthenthen. Issue #2: Thenthenthenthen. Issue #3: Thenthenthen. Passage: Then (in part. I REALLY need to get a decent version of Passage up here one of these days...). Issue #4: Then. Issue #5: Thenthenthen. Demonhorn: Then. Issue #6: Thenthenthen. Issue #7: Thenthenthen. Issue #8: Thenthenthen. Issue #9: Thenthenthen. Issue 10: Thenthenthen. Issue #11: Thenthenthenthen. Issue 12: Thenthenthen. Magiking: Then. Issue 13: Thenthenthen. Silverspoon: Then. Issue 14: Thenthen. Issue 15: Thenthen.  Issue 16: Thenthen. Issue 17: Thenthen. Issue 18: Then

And then:









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THIS:
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Is on the eBays: https://www.ebay.ca/itm/127781131875 (Ends Thursday at 8PM (I presume ET, but possibly CST...).)


Living the Line's next Kickstarter has TWENTY-ONE pages of The Strange Death of Alex Raymond in it. These are pages Dave has drawn since the wrist started working again. 

And the Tyrant Kickstarter! 

Next Time: Is Jen back? Of course not...

Sunday, 5 April 2026

Untitled by Chester Brown and Dave Sim






untitled by Chester Brown & Dave Sim
Originally published in the Cerebus 1995 World Tour Book

Dave had this to say in the Cerebus 1995 World Tour Book:
And this to say when the Cerebus 1995 World Tour Book was reprinted as NOT the Cerebus 1995 World Tour Book:

And this appeared to sell the Cerebus 1995 World Tour Book:
This was published in Celebrate Diversity Sampler Collector's Edition by Previews and Diamond Comic Distributor.
Margaret has it as being by Dave, Gerhard and Chester Brown, but I think Dave drew all the characters...

And if you hit Free Comic Book Day in 2005, you may have picked up:

Why should you have?

Because #4.




And that's all there is to the story as far as I know...
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THIS:
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Is on the eBays: https://www.ebay.ca/itm/127781131875 (Ends Thursday at 8PM (I presume ET, but possibly CST...).)


Living the Line's next Kickstarter has TWENTY-ONE pages of The Strange Death of Alex Raymond in it. These are pages Dave has drawn since the wrist started working again. 

And the Tyrant Kickstarter! 

Next Time: Mondays!

Saturday, 4 April 2026

Please Hold For Dave Sim 4/2026? I mean it FEELS like I please held...

Hi, Everybody!

For the April 2026 installment, Please Hold finally lives up to it's name!

Dave has decided that with the Cerebus #1 (and Spawn #10) in Spanish Kickstarter launched, and the CAN13/CiH? Kickstarter "on deck", he's either going to do Please Hold in May, or he'll work on going through the 1982 Tour Book for its Kickstarter.

How he's going to decide is up to YOU!
If you wanna hear Please Hold, donate here. (The button on the left labeled Please Hold)
If you want Dave to work on the '82 Tour Book, donate ⁠here⁠. (The button on the right labeled Dave Sim 82 tour Book)
It's like a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Book...but with money. YOUR money. I can't say I blame Dave, he puts in three plus hours recording these things, and it's not like he can live "high on the hog" off of the money he gets selling comics, because he doesn't have a distributor anymore... (I mean, I put in two or three days assembling these things, and all I get is "more work" (It's one of my favorite lines from Weekend At Bernie's: the two protagonists are discussing their jobs, and the one says to the other, "My old man worked hard. Ya know what they gave him? More work.") Not that I'm complaining. I LOVE the little gray bastard, and spending all of my free time doing this keeps me off the streets... Plus there's "fringe benefits"...) So, Dave asking for a little something something to do this isn't unreasonable. (It's probably my fault for getting annoyed with him about the '82 Tour Book NOT launching on Kickstarter in February.) 


Audio:

Video:

Part 1: Dave explains how next month is going to go. '82 Tour Book (right). Please Hold. (left)

Part 2: An example of how Dave's '82 Tour Book (right) work will sound

Anyway, while Dave waits for us to decide what we wanna Hold for, he checks the mail...

Part 3: The box I sent him showed up. And I KNEW the Trade wouldn't work, but "hope springs Eternal"...

Part 4: Dave talks The Strange Death of Alex Raymond, and how it got in that Humble Bundle (he doesn't know, but I suspect Sean.) and how it got in Consigned, Living the Line's new Kickstarter

Part five: Dave got a message from George Peter Gatsis at CerebusDownloads, that explains how the downloads work. Basically, if a new version of a phonebook shows up, you can click the link you first got and redownload the new version
Part 6: Dave talks more about working on the Strange Death of Alex Raymond (He's drawn pages 555-702. Pages 587-593 were included in issue #68 of Yeet Presents, and page 604 was a Bonus Print on CAN12. Which 21 pages are in  Consigned, Living the Line's new Kickstarter? Why don't you back it and find out Spunky?)


Part 7: Dave got Chris Woerner's latest books in:
Part eight: Dave has an offer to Dustin Adrian, an artist and comic store employee who lost everything in a fire
The link on Dustin's name goes to the GoFundMe his sister set up (I gave $20USD), if you wanna send something like Dave suggested, Rolly told me "At this time Dustin is looking for donations to the gofundme website only." But if you wanna ignore that and send Dustin something physical, the address  Rolly also sent me (in the same email...)
Dustin Adrian
C/O Heroes Comics
186 Dundas St
London, ON, Canada
N6A 1G7

Okay, if you want me to have to spend days locked in the Please Hold Editing Suite delicately assembling the finest entertainment you've been getting for free once a month since November 2019 (excepting those time's Dave was sick, or something came up. Hey! It was FREE!), turn to page 37
And if you want me to have to spend days locked in the Please Hold Editing Suite desperately hoping the bits Dave's talking about are in the last digital version of the '82 Tour Book I was sent (see: "Fringe Benefits"), and weren't changed for the print version I was sent (see: "Fringe Benefits"), turn to page 42
(See, I said it was just like a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book!)
No idea what Dave's gonna do if there's a tie and Everybody! donates equally to each Fund.
I mean, I have to work on 'em either way...
That's right Beer...
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THIS:
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Is on the eBays: https://www.ebay.ca/itm/127781131875 (Ends Thursday at 8PM (I presume ET, but possibly CST...).)


Living the Line's next Kickstarter has TWENTY-ONE pages of The Strange Death of Alex Raymond in it. These are pages Dave has drawn since the wrist started working again. 

And the Tyrant Kickstarter! 

Next Time: 

Friday, 3 April 2026

Ghostly Tales ... rings a bell (Dave's weekly update #636)

Hi, Everybody!

THIS:
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Is on the eBays: https://www.ebay.ca/itm/127781131875 (For the next SIX-ish days.)

Anyway, like it says on the Logo:
That little bit on the bottom there...

It's Friday, so that means:
Dave's Weekly Update:

You can get a copy direct from the printer here. (At a price cheaper than Amazon...)
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Living the Line's next Kickstarter is has TWENTY-ONE pages of The Strange Death of Alex Raymond in it. These are pages Dave has drawn since the wrist started working again. 20 days to go. 

And the Tyrant Kickstarter! 12 days to go.

Okay, back to "bizness as usual"...
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A Moment of Cerebus runs Saturday through Friday. 

The past Week in AMOC:
Okay, so that was the last week on AMOC. You're welcome. I do this for free, but if you got a couple of bucks (I don't know how that's possible, given the links to neat stuff in this post, but Hey! I've been wrong before and will probably be so again (real soon)...), and wanna leave Dave a "tip", there's these "donate to the Dave Sim Fund" buttons somewhere on CerebusDownloads.com (I didn't lay out that place, and I didn't have nothin' to do with the latest redesign, so don't come at me if you have troubles over there...), and you can give Dave all the money you care too. (There's also links there that will help you buy all the stuff...) Did I mention Dave turns seventy in May?
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I've decided that the FULL Rigamarole is only running on Fridays now...
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And, coming in February, who knows. Who. Knows. The 1982 Tour Book (click the link to be notified on launch). They've been sharing updates on the Instagram. And since Dave's not "on deck", they have a new project Kickstartering soon.
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The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. OR(!) you could buy Bill's book with the Dave backcover. I have discovered links:
Wanderland (Paperback)
Wanderland (Hardcover for the guys who get "hard" for hardcovers...)
Wanderland (Paperback but slightly more expensive...I dunno why...)
The site offers UK shipping, so PRESUMEABLY it's printed and shipped there(?).
And Journey Complete:
Hardcover
Paperback
And if you wanna see how the book looks in Real Time...
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Larry Shell could use a hand to keep his house.
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Dave also wanted me to post this:
Lots of little words, click for bigger.
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Up to 35% off April 8-12 and 22-26.*
*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.

Speaking of Merch, if you want a strange near-antique, shoot an email to momentofcerebus@gmail.com, and I'll tell ya where to send the $20USD I want for these. No shipping charge in the States or Canada. Everybody else add $10USD for shipping. I'll send 'em anywhere the postman is willing to go...
Back and front.
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You can get all 16 volumes of Cerebus, many of them Remastered (but probably NOT Guys) for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)
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Heritage has: 
  • Fantasy Quarterly #1 (Slabbed)
  • Cerebus #1 (Slabbed in a 8.0 grade. None of those words me $#!* to me...)
  • The Six Deadly Sins in a group of portfolios.
  • Coming around the 20th, the Original Art to the Envy and Anger plates from the Six Deadly Sins (the cover and two of the plates went for around 10K apiece when they were auctioned, so I hope you've been saving your pennies...) (Dave gets paid for these.), the Original Art to nineteen of twenty pages to issue #239(!), and the cover Art to issue #39 (with the Moon Roach.)
And ComicLink (remember ComicLink? Seiler brought us ComicLink. R.I.P Jeff.) has:
Thanks to Steve for sending the link. 
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Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..."Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".
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