Geez, you guys seem a little on edge...
Anyway...
"HOW MANY COPIES OF PIECES OF TURTLES 8 ARE THERE?!?"
Mondays:
"UH-HUH, THAT'S GREAT...HOW MANY COPIES OF PIECES OF TURTLES 8 ARE THERE?!?!?"
The ol' AMOC Fax machine has been ringing off the hook:Firstly From Russia with 'Varks:
Wanna send them to Mikhail?
He'll be your best friend...
"HOW MANY MOTHER #$%&ING COPIES OF MOTHER #$%&ING PIECES OF MOTHER #$%&ING TURTLES MOTHER #$%&ING 8 ARE THERE YOU #$%&ING PIECE OF $#!*?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Has anybody told you that you seem really stressed out?
Ya know what's good for that?
A vacation:
"I hate you so god damn much right now, Dow... So god damn much..."
And included this:
Anyway, I'll tell you how many copies there are...
"FINALLY!!!"
Right after this:
"You mother #$%&er..."
Anyway, then there's the NEXT chapter in the Dave & Mikhail Show:
See?
There might be a Russian Turtles 8.
Didn't you want to know that?
Huh?
Didn't ya?
"yeah..."
And now, from the Desk of Eddie Khanna:
Alright, so if you are one of the forty-five other guys who ordered a copy of Pieces of Turtles 8 (Canadian Price Variant), let Dave know how you want your copy(ies). Either email Eddie: eddiesdoar@gmail.com, me: momentofcerebus@gmail.com or fax Dave: 5195760955 and let him know how you want your Pieces of Turtles 8: Signed. Signed with CAN#. Unsigned, and otherwise ready to get slabbed by CGC. Run through a shredder, because it's ironic. Whatever.
Speak now or forever regret it...
SPEAKING of regretting it, I bought 10 copies. I don't need 10 copies. So I'm selling off my extras for $25 American (free shipping).
"HEY MAN! THEY WERE $25 CANADIAN FROM DAVE TWO DAYS AGO! THAT'S PROFITEERING!!!!!"
Indeed. But hanging out with a Johnny Depp like-a-look ain't exactly cheap...
Also A: I'm doing YOU a favor my slacker/miss-the-boat/procrastinator friend. and B: I'll include some treasures from the AMOChive, so it'll be worth your money. If you're interested in the second chance, email "Second Chance" to momentofcerebus@gmail.com, and tell me how ya want your book:
Signed with CAN#Signed with no numberUnsigned unnumbered
I'm gonna try to get Dave to sign my copy:
Peter EastmanKevin LairdDaveatelloDave Sim
I hope he goes for it...
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Over on the FaceItBooks, Craig Johnson shared:
For real Sim completists - completionists? - ah, whatever - Clifford Meth posted this and a few here might be interested for the Dave intro:-
Sadly, our friend, the writer/artist Bill Messner-Loebs (Flash, Wonder Woman, The Maxx) has fallen on hard times again. He and his wife, who is not in the best of health, are currently residing in a temporary residence while Bill seeks work. At age 73, that isn't as easy as it should be. While I can only hope other publishers will have work for him, I've developed a project for Bill that will take time to unfold--in the meantime, we have some books that Aardwolf published in 2005, and a handful with bookplates SIGNED by Dave Cockrum, Bill, and myself. THREE TENORS OFF KEY features an introduction by Dave Sim and an Afterword by the late, splendid Tom Spurgeon. SIGNED books just are $25 each plus $3 for postage. Please contact me directly if you'd like one.
So, help a brother out, huh?
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Cerebus in Hell?:
Hobbs' Kickstarter (ends on Wednesday at Noon EST)
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If you want Digital PDFs of glamourpuss, email me at: momentofcerebus@gmail.com and I'll take care of ya...
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Heritage, they got a bunch of neat Cerebus stuff.
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Carson's SDOAR Contests:
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Oliver's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark is currently free with commercial interruptions on streaming channels "Plex", Comcast's "Xumo", or watch commercial free at "Vimeo On Demand" for $0.99 (to download for $1.99)
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Up to 35% off site-wide:January 26-30Tell your fans! Remind them that everything will be up to 35% off -- that means $13 tees, $20 phone cases, $30 hoodies, and way more!
Next Time: Dave refuses to run Pieces of Turtles 8 thru a shredder. Rip. Off...
