Bonus: The assembled image
Sunday, 31 May 2026
"'Whining and begging for mercy.' I see."
Bonus: The assembled image
Saturday, 30 May 2026
Off-White House Bulletin 5/28/2026
1982 TOUR BOOK II28 May 26
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| Waverly's cover. |
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| Birdsong's mock-up of Dave's cover |
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| I suggested moving the photo over the tour dates since they're cut off anyway, to make a more aesthetically pleasing cover... so, Birdsong's mock-up of my version of Dave's cover. |
As happens a lot lately, I finished last week's 1982 TOUR BOOK entry and wondered if I was over-reacting to the women’s photos thing. And the following Monday, Tammy Burns had an article in the TORONTO STAR (see attached) where I went, No, this is exactly what I’m talking about. It should probably be a general societal rule and it will be the rule with the 1982 TOUR BOOK that you never print a picture of a woman anywhere unless she’s 100% happy with it.
Or, at the very least, you are guaranteeing that anytime she sees the book anywhere it will give her as Burns puts it the ick. There is no masculine equivalent of the ick so it needs to be deferred to. Do not intentionally give a woman the ick.So having assured myself that I’m not over-reacting, I started building mentally from there. So, before I get to Louise Jones let’s go back to Maggie Thompson. What photos are onside? That’s her decision to make. We aren’t going to spring for full hair and make-up and a multi-hour shoot with a professional photographer, but we are willing to defer to the woman in question. Maggie’s section will be 2 or 3 pages (I need to separate her comments on Dave and Deni into 1) Dave and Deni, 2) Dave, and 3) Deni and put them in the right spots. She was the first interviewer to ask the are there any female aardvarks floating around? So that fits, but I’m not sure where. Me trying to answer and not answer at the same time: the groundwork having been laid for the Cirin Big Reveal two years before that wasn’t going to be Revealed for another five years. Poses a bit of a problem because Category 1 people will know and Category 2 and 3 people won’t.So it makes for a best 2-out-of-3 SPOILER ALERT.Picturing her credentials page, that goes all the way back to NEWFANGLES, the mimeo zine she did with her husband Don. John (COMIC ART NEWS & REVIEWS) Balge was a subscriber and had a small stack of them which I ended up buying from him and (false memory?) I started subscribing myself over the last two years or so (1971? 1972?).That was when I thought, if you’re going to Do Maggie Thompson, you really need to Do Don Thompson (may his memory be a blessing to us) or you’re misrepresenting who she is, even though she\'92s outlived him by decades at this point and, thus, has had a decades-long solo career. And that was when I thought, Wedding photo.Potential problems:1) I’m sure there are women who consider their wedding photos private property and don’t want one of them used in a book referencing their career.2) I’m sure there are a lot of wedding. photos that give women the ick for whatever personal reason (outfit and hair seemed like a good idea at the time. Now? not so much). Hopefully Maggie isn’t in either of those categories.Offsetting that? Wedding photos are a great Category 3 thing. Women, particularly, like wedding photos. So, if they’re flipping through a book in a bookstore, that’s going to stop most of them or slow most of them down.Having been aware of Don and Maggie Thompson for over half a century now, it’s also a great Category 2 thing general comics market. What do Don and Maggie look like on their wedding day? What day was that? You don’t make a big deal about it, you just make it part of your presentation. Approved photo of the subject; credentials; wedding photo.Is it a TMI bridge too far in Maggie’s case to add Til death us do part and add Don’s birth and death dates? It isn’t if we say it isn’t. If it was S.O.P. in publishing it would make most non-fiction books more interesting for women, I think. The same as the formal structure for obituaries always concludes with survived by and probably tells you more about the person than the obituary does. Were they married? Were they married for life? How many kids did they have? You can almost feel the exasperation in the New York Times Service when they hit the multiple marriage guy.
Which brings us to Louise Jones Simonson and the attached scans from the WARREN COMPANION and page 46 prototype photo of her in her office in 1982. I picture it as a weird digression in between the Deni Section and the Dave Section. She bought my only Warren story, Shadow of the Axe in 1975, so this is 7 years later.
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| Birdsong "cleaned" up the photo. |
One of the big disappointments with my tour diary is how little I documented actual conversations. It’s understandable because at the end of a tour day you really just want to vedge and watch TV and then crash. There are these pictures of me with Denny O’Neil and Louise in her office. What did we talk about? Did I remind her that she bought my script? It would have been better to jot down scraps of conversation with attribution and write The Tour Diary when we got home. One of the few scraps of conversation I do remember vividly was Howard Chaykin at dinner talking about AMERICAN FLAGG in its initial 12-issue run and distilling it to The future is the same as the present only later and more so. The quote and one of the photos of me with Howard and a quote from me remarking on the fact that it’s the most vivid quotable quote from the Tour that has stuck with me for 44 years. AMERICAN FLAGG if nothing else anticipated video streaming and the Internet long before either existed.Anyway, Louise in her office was 7 years after Shadow of the Axe and 3 years before the NEW MUTANTS No.21 story Slumber Party drawn by Bill Sienkiewicz where she’s a character in the book. It’s a brilliant two-page spread Bill signed to someone in 2013 so it still exists, but the reproduction is just grisly. Everything darkened down so you can see that Bill whited out Louise’s hair multiple times trying to capture her hairstyle and had a couple of tries at her teeth and lips before he nailed it. Make that Nailed It. If it was reproduced properly in would be a jaw-dropper. Can it be found online in non-murky form?
That’s Diana Schutz I believe in the background on page 3 next to the Michael Jackson poster. Which is a very good likeness for the size. And another link to the 82 TOUR BOOK as a contributor.What was interesting was when I applied my new Wedding Photo Rule to Louise, my first response was that this was another til Death Us Do Part couple: Louise and Walt Simonson. They’ve been together since 1974 so we have to assume that Til Death....applies. Actually, I don’t know how long they’ve been marriedbut it is part of the mythos that Louise started dating Simonson and working at Warren the same month that Nixon resigned.So the marriage anniversary is unknown by me but is, presumably, available online somewhere. But that was Louise’s second marriage. Her first marriage had taken place in 1966 to Jeff Jones and was (like mine and Deni’s) the opposite of til Death Us Do Part, lasting only a few years.But, on the potential plus side x 2 of our Ven diagram a definite Category 2: two wedding photos each with a very high profile comics personality (Jeff Jones and Walt Simonson) in each, the first with an end date and the second a presumptive Til Death which (I would suggest) also gives Louise Jones Category 3 Cred. A woman browsing DENI & DAVE SIM in a bookstore, if they landed on the two wedding photos page would be intrigued. Again, we’re not making a big deal about the wedding photo angle to the book, just presenting it as lived experience. If you’re documenting a woman this is a visual fact which is of particular interest to women. Was/is she married? Who did she marry? When did she marry? How long did the marriage last?
Re-reading Jon B. Cooke’s interview with Louise in the WARREN COMPANION I had completely forgotten the professional metaphorical High Drama traffic accident involving Jim Warren, Louise, Walt and Archie Goodwin and centering on Walt’s napkin sketch of the CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND Mother Ship and how that ran afoul of Hollywood Non-Disclosure, causing Louise to temporarily quit Warren in protest. Linking it to the Comics/Hollywood axis which I’m making my theme of the rebranded/restructured 1982 TOUR BOOK. Although I’m picturing a pretty even balance of words and images for DENI & DAVE SIM, it’s worth seeing if Jon B. Cooke, Louise and Walt would be willing to sign off on us printing the entire transcript of Walt’s recounting of it on pages 170 to 172.Which I’m getting Rolly to scan and e-mail to AMOC for discussion purposes illustrated with original art scans of the relevant CE3K pages from Walt’s adaptation for Marvel Comics. An example of my thesis Here There Be Monsters on the Comics/Hollywood map.Okay, that may be the last that you hear from me on the \'9282 TOUR BOOK until JULY depending on how this month\'92s PLEASE HOLD vs. \'9282 TOUR fundraiser turns out.
Friday, 29 May 2026
The Book of Zephaniah (Dave's weekly update #644)
a little update on why the Spanish Kickstarter went through the Kickstarter Trust and Safety situation.......it was about the Spawn logo issues. Alfonso has created a new logo, so the old Spawn logo will not be used for the Spanish Dave Sim version. More details to come through Alfonso at a later date.
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| "Todd" Todd? |
- Saturday: Dave always sends more stuff then I can post right away when I get it...
- Sunday: Mind Games (part 1)
- Monday: The Monday Report, and things...
- Tuesday: Jen turned up TWO WEEKS IN A ROW(!) to post to help raise funds on The Strange Death of Alex Raymond GoFundMe, $185 until page 132 of Dave's POST-Carson SDOAR mock-up pages unlocks. AND GoFundMe has a MONTHLY option now, so you can schedule a reoccurring donation.
- Wednesday: MORE Weekly Cerebus in Hell? Strips. I think this one is written by Dave. Follow along on Instagram. And https://www.ebay.com/itm/236664955396 (Somebody was looking for the Vardalorian...)
- Thursday: Margaret's 600TH POST! She FINALLY qualifies to submit a request to schedule a meeting to open a dialogue about the possibility of inquiring if she'll finally be eligible to get PTO. Yay her! She has also posted ALL of Albatross One. (If you click that link, you can see all the pages of the notebook, OR, you can get a PHYSICAL copy here.) And all of The Last Notebook. Now she's gonna burn through all of Notebook #21. So sit back and get ready for pages and pages and pages of walls of handwritten text... This week, More Viktor Davis monologue!
- Friday: that's this post. You're reading the Friday post right now. This is STILL like that bit in Spaceballs. (Should I link to LAST WEEK'S Update in these things?)
Wanderland (Paperback)
Wanderland (Hardcover for the guys who get "hard" for hardcovers...)
Wanderland (Paperback but slightly more expensive...I dunno why...)
The site offers UK shipping, so PRESUMEABLY it's printed and shipped there(?).
And Journey Complete:
Hardcover
Paperback
And if you wanna see how the book looks in Real Time...
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Larry Shell could use a hand to keep his house.
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Dave also wanted me to post this:
- The
Lastnext to Last, Six Deadly Sins page: Pride (coming soon) (After my birthday, but I won't hold it against you if that's what you wanna get me...) - And the Last Six Deadly Sins page: Sloth (also Coming Soon)
- Cerebus #35 page 3 (currently $2,255 bucks)
- And a list of ALL the issues they got (including a slabbed fake #1)
Thursday, 28 May 2026
Notebook 21: Cerebus 182 & Viktor Davis
MARGARET LISS:
We’re continuing our look at Dave Sim’s 21st notebook used during the creation of Cerebus #164 to 187. We’ll be looking at this notebook, which there were 260 out of 300 pages scanned, until we’ve seen every single page of it. Well, the pages scanned. If you want to see all of the notebook #21 posts to date, just use the Notebook 21 tag.
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This week’s post is labeled #600 in my list of posts. Yes, I’ve done 600 of these notebook posts. One a week – nearly, I probably skipped a week or two or posted something else instead – since 18 June 2014 and the first post, Dave Sim’s Notebooks: Hunters & Gathers.
Nearly 12 years. 600 posts. And we’ve only seen 733 pages out of the possible 3,281 pages. So 22% of Dave’s notebooks. Well, good news is we’ve made it through 72% of Dave’s 21st notebook. Partially because we’re now look at four pages at a time instead of one or two pages. So lets get to it, eh?
First page up is a continuation of the previous page, more of Viktor Davis’ monologue. The stuff crossed out at the end is Viktor sitting in his upstairs office in the quiet watching the snow, the long march across the blank page:
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| Notebook #21, page 185 |
The next page of the notebook has the issue number box for Cerebus #182. Right above it is a list of issue numbers, #180 through 186, and a number to the left of it and some text on the Cirin versus Cerebus fight that runs through those issues. I thought the number corresponded to the amount of pages dedicated to the fight, but it doesn’t hold up except for Cerebus #180 does have 17 pages of the “comic book” part of the issue, while the remaining pages are for the Viktor Davis dialogue.
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| Notebook #21, page 186 |
The text is more of Viktor and his audience. And yes, it continues to the next page:
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| Notebook #21, page 187 |
“This is worse than those Melmoth eggs” sounds like another potential t-shirt for the Cerebus fan who has not nearly enough silly t-shirts that perplexes anyone who sees it.
Yes, this dialogue about what this all has to do with Cerebus and what the audience thinks of these runny eggs continues on the next page of the notebook.
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| Notebook #21, page 188 |
“Do you know what Cerebus is? Do you? Do you really?”
Wednesday, 27 May 2026
Tuesday, 26 May 2026
You Like Me, You Really Like Me!
- $21,215.00 raised to date from 400 donations
- 131 pages released so far as mocked up and/or drawn by Dave Sim through 2 March 2022
- $185.00 away from unlocking page 132
- If you have not donated, a $5+ donation gets you access to all 131 pages and all future unlocked pages
- Donate once or automated monthly donations here >> https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023
And where exactly does Jen stands on her A Moment of the Strange Death of Alex Raymond hit list?
Well, not much progress outwardly, but two A Moment of The Strange Death of Alex Raymond posts published in a row is a start. AND I found everything I was working from the before times!
- So this week, Jen will finally reach out to raffle winners, in order.
- Put all Silverspoon pages into sturdy mailers.
- Do a giant mail run.
- Review all the correspondence I have on the Giant-Size Ashcans and see if I can't get us unblocked there.
- Update the GoFundMe pages.
- Follow up with Dave.
Monday, 25 May 2026
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son I got '82 problems, but a aardvark ain't one...
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| Forty-nine bucks. You're gonna pay $49CAD today. |
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| Today, $49CAD is $35.49USD... |
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Mondays! _____________________________________
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| I'a told ya. |
- Because I don't own the Demon Bear Saga. (Dave does, Jeff Seiler bought it for Dave and sent it to him.) (Dave also has a digital copy of the movie...)
- That, and I CAN NOT stress this enough, "sounds like woik"...
- Given the recent headaches on the Cerebito Spanish translation of Cerebus #1 and Spawn #10 Kickstarter (where Todd McFarlane Productions sent a Takedown notice for copyright violations) (Which have been resolved.) (I know you were losing sleep over it...) (As they said:
Hi there,
This is a message from Kickstarter’s Trust and Safety team. We’re writing to let you know that a project you were interested in — CEREBUS #1 & Dave Sim's Version of SPAWN DIEZ en Español — has been reinstated. The process for this project’s intellectual property dispute is complete. No further action is required on your part.
Please note that the project’s deadline (the day your pledge will be collected) has changed.
New project deadline
Mon, May 18 2026 11:00 am EDT
Time remaining
successful
You can visit the project here.
Best wishes,
Kickstarter Trust and Safety)
- I don't think messing around with anybody else's I.P. is a "Good idea worth pursuing..."
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| I used to own a copy... |
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| Click for bigger, if that's your thing... |
Or Jack Kirby's pencils to a Demon drawing:
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| Ditto. |
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| By Alex "Box Office Poison" Robinson |



























































