Friday, 26 July 2024

You don't know how to make tea (Dave's weekly update #549)

Hi, Everybody!

Like it says on the Logo:
The little bit on the bottom there...

It's Friday, so that means:
Dave's Weekly Update:

Continuing from here.
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A Moment of Cerebus runs Saturday through Friday.
The Week in AMOC:
  • Saturday: The Unexpected Return of Aardvark Comment!
  • Sunday: The Unremarkable Return of The 2019 Reread!
  • Monday: The Unpredictable Return of The Monday Report and Fan art! I couldn't embed the inking videos, but I gots them better links:
Yeah, youse likes them better links, doncha?
  • Tuesday: Jen's update for us on The Strange Death of Alex Raymond Go Fund Me.  Speaking of SDOARGFM, $98 until the next page is unlocked. And the winner of the Cerebus #2 is Donnovan Knight. Now she's got a Cerebus #3. New rules, checks 'em out.
  • Wednesday: Hobbs shows us his angry baby. NOT a euphemism...
  • Thursday: Margaret continues GIVING away the first Notebook AKA Albatross 1 for FREE! We're trying to sell the six FIVE extra copies that are at Camp David Mags! And. You're. Just. GIVING! It. Away... See here if you wanna physical copy. 
  • Friday: that's this post. You're reading the Friday post right now. This is STILL like that bit in Spaceballs. (Should I link to LAST WEEK'S Update in these things?)
Okay, so that was the past week in AMOC. You're welcome.

And now, back to Bizness as unusual:
Is over. 
THIS BUNDLE WAS LIVE FROM JUN 27, 2024 TO JUL 18, 2024 WITH 5,478 BUNDLES SOLD, LEADING TO $15,800 RAISED FOR CHARITY.
Well, that's just *peachy*. But how much is Dave getting?!? (That's all I care 'bout...) Anyway, if you missed out, you can STILL get all 16 volumes for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)
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Heritage has Cerebus #179 page 7. Don't bid on it so I can FINALLY win one of these goddamn things.  Or do, I mean "fuck that guy" right? He (me) only SLAVES doing this Blog day after day after day for YEARS now. With little to no reward. But, YOU have extra change you can throw at a page from Reads. He (me) probably can't even afford the bid he (me) made. You could probably EASILY beat his (my) bid, win and hang a Dave Sim/Gerhard original in your guest bathroom and impress you friends (they're not REALLY your friends...are they?) at your Equinox soirees... (Man, you're a dick. Swiping an original page from Cerebus to impress your dickhead "friends" at twice-a-year parties they only attend because you have an open bar. They think less of you then I do. And they don't even show you an Aardvark Wang every chance they get...)
Speaking of which...
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The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe: up to 35% off:

August Something-th.*
*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.
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The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. 
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The Last Day Without nothing.
   "      "     "        "  Dave's signature.
   "      "     "        "  an Old Cerebus Remarque
   "      "     "     Auction catalog for the Panoramic Remarques
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Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..."Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".
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Next Time: Aardvark Wang if I get outbid...

3 comments:

Christon said...

Since you showed me wang, i promise not to bid on Cerebus #179 page #7!!

Mouse Skull Entertainment said...

I mean...if that's what it takes...

Manly

Anonymous said...

Aardvark wang makes me bid harder.