"There just isn't any REWARD in it."

Hi, Everybody!

This.

Then:

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Hey, apparently bankruptcy of the only distributor can't keep a dead Aardvark down:
Narutobus Direct Market Edition

Narutobus SIGNED DME

CAN11 DME

Rigamarole:

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The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe

Up to 35% off March 26-30.*

*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.

Speaking of which, as requested, The Twitter Men Logo had been put on Merch, but The Mouse sent a takedown notice and 2 of the 3 designs are NO MORE. (One of these days, I'ma put all the removed design together in one image and see what happens...):
Blue & Gold

Yellow & Red

Blue
So get 'em while they still exist...

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You can get all 16 volumes of Cerebus, many of them Remastered for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)

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Heritage has

• Cerebus #1 page 15
• Cerebus #15 Cover original art (the snake penis issue...)
• Cerebus #15 Cover original colour guide (in COLOUR...)
• Cerebus #16 page 4 (which has Lord Julius...)
• Cerebus #29 page 15
• Cerebus #54 page 8 
• Cerebus #1 slabbed in a 8.5

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The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. More on this as I'm allowed to post stuff...

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The Last Day Without nothing.

   "      "     "        "  Dave's signature.

   "      "     "        "  an Old Cerebus Remarque

   "      "     "     Auction catalog for the Panoramic Remarques 

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Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".

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Next Time: Proto Strange Death continues...

CAN11/Narutobus Kickstarter: A closer look at the Guys pages

Hi, Everybody!

As you're gonna tire of hearing about, Dave and the Cerebus in Hell? team are Kickstartering the next CiH? issue: Narutobus, along with the next Cerebus Archive Portfolio, Number 11: Guys. They're looking to raise $14,400, and have $750. Wait, I got that backwards, they're were after $750, and have (as I type this) raised $14,400. The campaign ends... on my kid's birthday, February 12th, at 8PM. They've made the Goal (and then some...), so if you haven't gotten in on it, you're guaranteed to get your rewards if you do "pull the pin".

Since we've seen a version of Narutobus before, I thought today, let's look at absolute dogcrap versions of the CAN portfolio (I don't have scans or nothing.) So, the cover to #201:

And pages 4-12. (These are just  images from the UNremastered Phonebook) (They're what I got...)

There's some pretty funny pages in there.

And you can see them life size in all their glory for $95 plus shipping. Plus, you'll get Dave's commentary on the pages. Not self-respecting Cerebus Scholar-squirrel can turn that down...

And if that's not enough, you can get any of the first ten Cerebus Archive Original Art Portfolios you missed as add-ons.

Rigamarole:

Josh Even has a new deal for the new year:

Happy New Year! Let’s make this the Year of the Earth Pig. I have recovered from the inaugural 2024 run of 30 ‘Deluxe’ Earth Pig Warriors.
I will start off 2024 by opening up orders for the 2025 ‘Basic Bitch’ Earth Pig Warrior.
Here’s the pricing. The two prices are for ‘unpainted’ and ‘painted’. ‘Painted’ for this run means painted heads and black-lined bodies- so the medallions swords will be the comic-style gray.
If you want gold or silver medallions or a gold & silver sword, that’s a bit extra.
Shipping to the US will be included. Shipping out of the continental US will be extra (determined at time of shipping).
All orders will come with a collector’s card and some stickers!
Basic figure (1 head, 1 pair hands- right grip/left fist, one gray sword) $90/$100. Choose from one of 4 available heads (see photo).
Extras:
Painted medallions (silver or gold) $5
Extra Head $10/$20
Hands $8/$10 - left grip/right fist or open pair
Painted sword (silver and gold) $20
Fabric Vest $20
Let’s see how this goes!
Direct message me to order.
Each order will need a $20 down payment to get going.
I’ll place an order with the printer at the end of a week if I have orders. Those will be completed in the order they are received.
Thanks everyone! Tell your friends!

If you click on Josh's name, it's supposed to take you to his Facebook post. But if that doesn't work, or you don't deal with Zuck the Fuck's bullcrap, you can always send an e-mail to momentofcerebus@gmail.com, and I'll get you in touch with Josh. You can see a video of my 80s Earth-Pig Warrior here.

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The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe

Up to 35% off January 26.*

*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.

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The Cerebus Humble Bundle is over, the check made it to Dave and was cashed, *yay*, you can STILL get all 16 volumes for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)

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Heritage doesn't have Dave Sim stuff.

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The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. Dave's cover to Bill's bio-comic Wanderland os available as a print on the CAN11/Narutobus Kickstarter. Just a head's up...

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The Last Day Without nothing.

   "      "     "        "  Dave's signature.

   "      "     "        "  an Old Cerebus Remarque

   "      "     "     Auction catalog for the Panoramic Remarques (one of these is a chase prize on the postcard packs available through the CAN11/Narutobus Kickstarter...)

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Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".

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Next Time: Pre-Please Hold For Dave Sim?

CAN11/Narutobus Kickstarter: A Closer Look at the Chase Card Prizes

Hi, Everybody!

Have you heard the news?

Dave's involved in a new Kickstarter for Cerebus Archive Portfolio Number 11: Guys and the newest Cerebus in Hell? issue: Narutobus.

Not only can you get the First ten pages (in the Cerebus Archive) from Guys as 1:1 scale color prints (the cover to issue #201 and pages 4-12 of the same issue) and three exclusive Kickstarter covers to Narutobus

There are also the Cerebus Postcard packs.

Dave had thoughts:

And then, because Dave doesn't understand how the Internet works, he sent me photos of the Swords pack:

Now, the description of these says there's SIX postcards. And all the Photos show EIGHT.

And if that isn't enough (and we all know it's not,) Dave is inserting, AT RANDOM, Chase Cards:

The prizes are (so far):

CGC Signature series Cerebus #55

CGC Signature Series Cerebus #56

Cerebus #300 signed by Dave and Gerhard

CPS Slabbed Cerebus Archive #1 Zombie Variant

Diamondback Deck

Frost Giants' Wedgie Original Trancing Paper Cerebus

Original Art to Kosplay Narutobus Kov..uh, I mean Cover

Original Art Card of Matisse and Snow

Ninja High School/Cerebus crossover Proof of the first five pages 

glamourpuss #8 pages 4 and 5 Original Art

Rabbi Card Original Art

Last Day Remarque Auction Catalog

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #8 with Original Sketch Cover with sketch of Matisse by Dave

Zootanapuss #5 Signed and Numbered #164 of 600

I'm sure Dave will be sending me more items as he and Rolly clean out Camp David... (isn't the 10/13 hand painted Cerebus in flames cover out there guys?)

Your chances to win go up with every Postcard pack you order from the Kickstarter.