Official Off-White House Bulletin 5/19/2025

Hi, Everybody!

Dave's phone is STILL all screwy-kerflooie, and he can't Fax.

So, Official Off-White House Bulletin time: 

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That insane Cerebus #1 animation? Hobbs made that. His email said "Guys! Guys! the AI is perfect now! It can never be better than this." 

So, either Please Hold For Dave Sim is on hiatus for June, or will be more like the Off-White House bulletins. OR, if Dave's phone gets fixed, like normal. Who can say? We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

If you wanna make whatever happens worthwhile, you can email a question to momentofcerebus@gmail.com, and I'll send it up and Dave'll get it and answer it in the future, or in June, or something. 

In whatever case, here's the next strip:

Anyway, when Dave has Rolly send the audio files he also has him include other stuff, one time Dave talked about it in the audio file, and in the BeforeTimes, Dave would send a fax explaining what it was and I'd know. 

In the post-Apocalyptic hellhole we currently occupy, I have to figure it out for myself.

Best-Guess time:

One of the guys that are translating Cerebus into Portuguese for the Brazilian market (I know, that there were two still weirds me out a little...) is Eduardo. Who sent me (and Dave):

And Dave responds:

And then from Eddie:

Yes, Dave has an email. No, we don't encourage spreading it around. Because Dave doesn't check it, Rolly does. And if there's something Dave NEEDS to see, it has to get printed by Studio Comix Press and picked up by Rolly and taken to Dave. 

(Being a committed Luddite isn't easy...)

Rigamarole:

THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER: It seems like EVERYBODY has a crowd funding campaign type thing going on:

Friend to the Blog, Steve Peters has launched his latest campaign: Comicverse #6. He's got all sorts of neat stuff on offer, some of it from previous campaigns, meaning "there's Dave Art in them there add-ons!" I dunno, click around and see what he's offering. The campaign has met it's goal, but he followed KickStarter's advice and lowballed that. So more money would mean he doesn't lose money on the deal.

Don Simpson has one.

I'm selling bootleg Cerebus trading cards featuring my art, coloring by Hobbs, and unused art of MY characters by Dave. $10 a set for 11 cards plus TWO HANDDRAWN cards (by me). Email momentofcerebus@gmail.com and I'll explain how to pay.

Larry Shell could use a hand to keep his house.

The Help Out Bill Messner-Loebs Go Fund Me, or buy Rodney Schroeter's book with proceeds going to Bill. More on this as I'm allowed to post stuff...

Our very own Jen DiGiacomo is part of a film production titled The Day Elvis Died. She'll never ask anybody here, but they're crowdfunding to finish the post production on the movie. (It's set in 1977, will a certain obscure Canadian cartoon aardvark make a cameo? (No. Elvis died in August. Cerebus wasn't published until December. Any appearance in the flick would be an anachronism that would ruin the movie for everybody. EVERYBODY!).) 

The current thinking is that CAN12/The Varkdalorian will launch in June. Dave has ideas, more on this as I figure out what the hell Sim is planning...

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The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe

Up to 35% off May 24-26.*

*Sale dates are not final and therefore subject to change.

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You can get all 16 volumes of Cerebus, many of them Remastered for $99CANADIAN at CerebusDownloads.com (More if you want the Remastered Cerebus Guide to Self-Publishing...)

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Heritage has:

• Nothing. But there are THREE pages of original art coming soon...

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The Last Day Without nothing.

   "      "     "        "  Dave's signature.

   "      "     "        "  an Old Cerebus Remarque

   "      "     "     Auction catalog for the Panoramic Remarques 

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Oliver' Simonsen's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".

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Next Time: CAN 12 is gearing up and I have Prizes!