CEREBUS IN HELL? WEEKLY STRIP #25
CEREBUS IN JAIL? PART 9
A brown mile is one hellava man pocket!!! You could store a ton of goodies up there
What do you call a famous inmate? A cellebrity.Why do prisoners have PTSD? Cell Shock.What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A cellfie.Why was the parrot in prison? Because it was a jail-bird.What distinction does OJ hold in jail? He's the first inmate with a retired number.How many prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black.Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? A convict.What's an inmates favorite fishing equipment? Jail bait.Why did the belt get arrested? Because he held up a pair of pants.What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.What's an inmates favorite place to hangout? At the bars.
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A brown mile is one hellava man pocket!!! You could store a ton of goodies up there
What do you call a famous inmate? A cellebrity.
Why do prisoners have PTSD? Cell Shock.
What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A cellfie.
Why was the parrot in prison? Because it was a jail-bird.
What distinction does OJ hold in jail? He's the first inmate with a retired number.
How many prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black.
Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? A convict.
What's an inmates favorite fishing equipment? Jail bait.
Why did the belt get arrested? Because he held up a pair of pants.
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
What's an inmates favorite place to hangout? At the bars.
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