The Postman always rings three times, because he has OCD...

Hi, Everybody!

TOMORROW: You can pick up and read your copy of Vark Wars: Walt's Empire Strikes Back:

Meme by Birdsong.

And while your there, talk to the person behind the counter and say: "I NEED BATVARK PENIS IN MY BOX!" or ask for the "Censored for Grandma" variant: BATVARK XXXXX!

I'd read MY copy of Vark Wars: Walt's Empire Strikes Back, except mine are in a box in Toronto.

But I got other neat stuff in the mail, like:

Aw, she used her Cerebus stamp...

Aw, that was nice.

 Well since she wanted to jam, first I emailed her this:

He's right there Mags...

 And then, I finished it up:

Click to see the Power & The Glory!

 And yes, Iguana's shirt is the same pink as Floyd.

What do you guys think? Cerebus Birthday Card #2?
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And even though I can't get the latest Cerebus in Hell?, Benjamin Hobbs is my Huckleberry:

"MATT, LET CGC KNOW THIS IS THE FIRST "BENJAMIN HOBBS COVER"

"JINGLES FIRST ISSUE...RUINED. AGAIN!" "TO MATT, FIRST EVER JUNGLES SKETCH! YOU'RE WELCOME."

Thanks Benjamin!

"TO MATT! LAURA SAYS I SHOULDN'T "SCRIBBLE" ACROSS THE COVERS. I'M IGNORING HER."

Funnily enough, my wife said the same thing when I was signing copies of the first Vark Wars... 

"VARK DEFACE COVER!" "*sob* HE'S STEALING MY LIME-LIGHT!"

"MATT, THERE ARE 1392 copies of this comic. THIS is the fifth I'VE DEFACED"

"JEFF, MATT THINKS HIS SIGNED BOOKS WILL MAKE YOU JEALOUS. I'M SUBVERTING HIS EXPECTATIONS BY SIGNING HIS BOOK TO YOU. (NOW WHO'S JEALOUS?)" 

Hobbs is so awesome, you should tune in to his column tomorrow to see how you can give him all your money for awesome signed and sketched and personalized Cerebus in Hell? comics...

Next Time: Hobbs doesn't give you any way to give him money for awesome signed and sketched and personalized Cerebus in Hell? comics...