Friday, 24 March 2017

Weekly Update #175: A Chris Woerner Top Ten & Starchy the DarkSpud


Glen said...

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Unknown said...

"But...shout it in German, because life is also strange and terrifying."

I love that one.

Anonymous said...

Well, now I know what it's like to get a "Cerebus Preview." On a Youtube video. Is the 21st Century wacky or what?

Thanks, Dave. I assume you picked the first ten jokes that made you chuckle and weren't [a] stolen from you in the first place or [b] possibly inappropriate for some readers (but the rest of you will love them.)


Damian T. Lloyd, Esq. said...

I had a psychic girlfriend. During sex, she would cry out the name of her next lover.

-- Damian

Anonymous said...

Let's see if posting works today like it didn't work yesterday.

Thanks, Dave, now I know what it's like to have a "Cerebus Preview." On Youtube. Isn't the 21st Century wacky?

I assume Dave picked the first ten one-liners that he chuckled at, that weren't stolen from him, and that he thought were appropriate to read. Some of the others are not appropriate for some readers, but the rest of you will love them. I was surprised that he didn't include "Never promise a woman 'til death do us part. They love a challenge."

He's giving me publicity, and has to minimize the use of his own time that he's freely giving me. No complaints here, just odd comments on the outskirts, which is basically how I write these books in the first place.

I had a psychic girlfriend, and we never actually met. She lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her. Thanks, Dave.


Unknown said...

Your welcome, Chris. But, then, your psychic girlfriend already knew that.

Anonymous said...

No, that one caught her completely by surprise. I guess I'll need to teach her a few "lessons."