Drum-roll goes here... (Dave's Weekly Update #276)

Hi, Everybody!

Heeeeeere's Dave:

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There's a Indiegogo live if you missed the Kickstarter for the birthday card.

The remastered Volume 1, digitally for $9.99.

And:

Things are getting weird with the new KICKSTARTER. (More on that tomorrow...)  But TODAY'S weirdness is:

Want a CIH? poster with YOUR name on It?

Posted by David Birdsong (Collaborator) [Remember this when The Revolution comes and you're asked to name names. David COLLABORATED! -Matt]

Two new rewards for the second half of this campaign:

THE ONE STEP FROM THE BOTTOM TIER!!

Show your support for CEREBUS IN HELL? with this LIMITED TIME OFFER.  For a meager 2 bucks or 8 quarters or 20 dimes or forty nickels or 200 pennies or 1 buck plus 4 quarters or 4 quarters and 10 dimes or WHACK!!! Ouch, sorry...  It's the previously alluded to FAN POSTER.  Once purchased all you have to do is supply the NAME (or TITLE) you want on it and an EMAIL ADDRESS to send it to when you fill out your survey at the end of this campaign.  Get one for yourself, your friends, your mailman, your sister, your mom who wishes you would call more often, your  WHOMP!!!  Owwww, ok, ok.  It's a nice way to show your support and get a COOL REWARD for just a little scratch and the BEST PART is YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT!  Once the campaign is done the names will be added and emailed.  No snail mail needed and you have that nice image with your name on it to hold you over while you wait for THE CANADIAN POST and your LPS (Local Postal Service) mangle your @#$%ing FLIMSY POSTCARD FROM HELL!  Another perk is that you get the Poster as a large PDF file ready for high resolution printing (11x17 BIG inches!) AND a smaller, web ready image for sharing on your favorite social media sites to let the world know that you, THE GO-GETTER CEREBUS FAN supports the continued efforts to keep a DEAD AARDVARK in a MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA.  It's the FEEL GOOD OFFER of the WEEK!

THE 5 FOR THE PRICE OF 4 TIER!  (POSTER THAT IS)

HEY!  Want more than one FAN POSTER?  How about 5 for the price of 4?  THAT'S RIGHT!  Order five of these babies for $8.  You pick the NAMES,  the TITLES, the DEROGATORY TERMS and WE do the rest (well, David Birdsong is putting the titles on and emailing them out, but we're with him in spirit).  When choosing this option just remember to let us know when you fill out your survey at the end of the campaign who, what and where:  Who's Name?  What Email?  (What's the "Where" for?  Ain't we on the internet?).  ORDER TODAY!

I'm gonna get one that says, "Matt Dow" and then I'm gonna see if under "Supports Cerebus in Hell?" I can get them to put "because at this point he kinda HAS to..." I'll let you know how it works out...

GET YOUR NAME ON HERE TODAY!

So, yeah. There's that.

Or, print your own!!!

And The Jaka's Story remaster won't get a Starcode number until the April previews is out, so at least a month.

Next Time: More Kickstarter wackiness...