Thursday 21 October 2021

*HOW* Is it a VARK-tober Miracle...Exactly?

Hi, Everybody!

It's Thursday, so you know what THAT means!

"Yeah, Margaret shares pages from Dave's Notebooks, and we get a second day off from your bull$#!*..."

...why ya gotta be so mean imaginary AMOC reader who lives rent-free in my head?

Yes, that! Also, Dave sends me the scans of this week's Aardvark Short Sword and Flames Covers:

So, first, is the TWO "Toenail"* bought:
No. 15 (sequential #11.)

"CLASSIC NUMBER FIFTEEN" What the heck is this $#!*?!?... Sequential #15. (Jen can figure this out...)

Then the one I previewed in fax form the other day:
Sequential No. 16 (for "THE MAD CEREBUS GIFTER")

Then the one "Zipper"* bought:
No. 26 (sequential #12) which is going to our Man in Easton, Pennsylvania

Then the one "Spatula"* bought:
Funny story: Rolly didn't have the "SOLD" tag on this one. But it IS SOLD. To CAN backer #11, Larry W.
#11, (sequential #10) ((Geez, wonder if he and Toenail are gonna rumble over HER No. 15 actually being #11?))

So if you got $700 Canadian burning a hole in yer pocket, ya CAN'T buy those. 'cause they're already SOLD.

But you can by these: (click for biggerness)(:)
No. 10 (Sequential #13) (Which means it's 13 damnit!)

No. 14 (See. that other one is #13. Don't be fooled...)

No. 17 (I mean, who does Dave think he's foolin' with that "No. 10" crap?)

No. 18 (See, that "No. 10" means NO ten. Like in the third League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume. Jimmy Bond fought No Doctor. There was NO Doctor. Oh, um...*SPOILERS*. Sorry.)

$700 Canadian ($565.91 in American money. And like ninety-one ten-thousands of a Bitcoin.) Email which one you want to momentofcerebus@gmail.com. Then ya pay through the "donate" buttons at CerebusDownloads.com (And I check with Eddie to make sure the money shows up...)

Any of these that don't sell, except "No. 10, Sequential 13", will be on their way to Heritage Auctions next Thursday (Like #s: 2,3,and 6 from last week did THIS week..."Third Base!"), because that 10/13 business is no business Heritage wants to be in...

Happy shopping! (Please for the love of all that's Holy, don't try to buy next week's covers this week. Dave's an old man. He can't handle all these crazy numerical requests... (And don't even THINK about trying to get #301. That's Seiler's number. It's been retired. Permanently.))

*it's a Little Orphan Aardvark Secret Society thing...

Oh, and here's Margaret:

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