The Vark Wars 4: The Quest for Peace

Hi, Everybody!

So...Vark Wars: 1, 2, 3, 4, and now: this one:

Wanna make your very own Vark Wars Cerebus in Hell? strip?

You're gonna need some Cerebi. And some Dore backgrounds.

Then you're gonna need some jokes. Like these:

This is the first strip in the book. It helps set up the book, and introduces Batvark's attorney: Ted.

I wrote this one. It's one of my favorite jokes.

This is the last strip in the book. The figures in panel three are by Everybody's Friend, Sean Robinson

(Click 'em to make 'em bigger.)

Then, you're gonna need to send you're finished product to thevarkwars@gmail.com. That's thevarkwars@gmail.com. thevarkwars@gmail.com That last step is the most important part.

Okay, good luck. And remember, if you think you can do better (or you have a dynamite raisin poundcake recipe that you're just DYING to share) (or you're just feeling lonely and desire human contact) (but mostly, if you have a Vark Wars idea.) send it to thevarkwars@gmail.com, that's thevarkwars@gmail.com thevarkwars@gmail.com

Next Time: Dave. Commentary. No mention of thevarkwars@gmail.com. None.