Friday, 2 October 2020

Mike's "Cerebus Drawn By Other Artists" Collection (Dave's Weekly Update #359)

Hi, Everybody!


Buy Batvark: PENIS (in stores NOW! (Possibly along with the "Censored For Grandma" Variant, Batvark: XXXXX.).) If you're in DESPERATE need of a "Virgin" Batvark: Penis (limited to ONLY 253 copies!), you're gonna have to make friends with the guy with the Horde of them. (Not me, I only got nine copies left... and I'm slabbing a couple for future investment...)

And on the last Wednesday of the month (the 28th), pick up the Vault of Cerebus

Check out the new Cerebus masks and whatnots, TeePublic tells me:
Up to 35% off site-wide:
Oct 14 – 17
Oct 28 – 31
Up to 30% off site-wide:
Oct 22 – 23

Tell your fans! Remind them that everything will be up to 35% off -- that means $13 tees, $20 phone cases, $30 hoodies, and way more!
Signed copies of Vark Wars: Walt's Empire Strikes Back (Signed by Dave, Signed by Dave and me, Signed by me after I scribble out Dave's name, Pretty much available Signed only...).

Don't forget 

Or the IndieGoGo for You Don't Know Jack (this is going to end eventually. I think...)

And bid on a slightly used copy of SODAR: 

Bidding starts at $50 (USD)

As you all know, Wilf Jenkins was the Aardvark/Vanaheim lawyer for years, and during that time he was on the comp list. Wilf saved all his copies. Dave and Wilf have signed them, and there's a certificate of authenticity. The books will be available from Looking For Heroes, for $10 (CAD) plus $4 dollars shipping to Canada and $5 dollars shipping to the USA. All the money goes to the Food Bank of the Waterloo Region.

Next Time: This:
Click for the bigger detail. (I know Larry's gonna...)


Anonymous said...

Whaddaya mean by "'virgin' Batvark Penis, if it can be told? I fear I missed something.

-- Damian

Anonymous said...

I wish I could click for a bigger penis. I bet everybody does.

Brian West said...

Damian, this is an educated guess on my part but I think that Matt is referring to are copies of "BATVARK PENIS" WITHOUT the title "PENIS" or "XXXXX" on the cover.

I remember last week, on one of the blog posts, an the image of Matt holding several contributor copies of "PENIS" without any wording on the cover. Seemed strange to me at first, but reading this post now the occurrence seems to make sense.

Mouse Skull Entertainment said...


Brian is correct. The Virgin variant has no words on the front cover, and just has the amazing Batvark Hobbs did.


Larry Wooten said...

Some days you just can't find a virgin.

Tony Dunlop said...

Jesus, are you guys busily reinforcing the stereotype of the "arrested pre-adolescent" comics fanboy, or what?
Carry on...

Jeff said...

Anon? Not everybody wishes for a bigger penis.

Some of have one.

To the ldies' delight.

Jeff said...


Fucking autocorrect.

Jeff said...

Some of *us* have one.

Fucking autocorrect.

Jeff said...

Epic fail by me. Despite my big dick.


Tony again said...

Aaaand...Jeffy S. for the win.
Case closed.