Hi, Everybody!
"CEREBUS. CEREBUS. WE WANT CEREBUS."
Right.
So, F. Paul Wilson and Divers Hands' Other Sandboxes which has a cover by Gerhard is now available.
"CEREBUS. CEREBUS. WE WANT CEREBUS."
I can dig it.
Signed copies of Vark Wars: Walt's Empire Strikes Back (Signed by Dave, Signed by Dave and me, Signed by me after I scribble out Dave's name, Pretty much available Signed only...). If you've emailed me about it and haven't heard back, it's because I'm a lazy prick and haven't gotten around to taking care of that. I'ma do that this weekend...
"CEREBUS! CEREBUS! WE WANT CEREBUS!"
Right on.
Check out the new Cerebus masks and whatnots. If people want the Donald J. Cerebus of Joe Cerebus stuff, let me know and I'll add 'em to the store.
"CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS!"
Fer sure.
As you all know, Wilf Jenkins was the Aardvark/Vanaheim lawyer for years, and during that time he was on the comp list. Wilf saved all his copies. Dave and Wilf have signed them, and there's a certificate of authenticity. The books will be available from Looking For Heroes, for $10 (CAD) plus $4 dollars shipping to Canada and $5 dollars shipping to the USA. All the money goes to the Food Bank of the Waterloo Region.
"CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS!"
Yeah, I know.
"CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS!"
I heard that.
And on the last Wednesday of the month (the 28th), pick up the Vault of Cerebus.
"CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS!"
You betcha.
Buy Batvark: PENIS (in stores NOW! (Possibly along with the "Censored For Grandma" Variant, Batvark: XXXXX.).) If you're in the market for a "Virgin" Batvark: Penis (limited to ONLY 253 copies!), there's one on the eBays. It's Birdsong's Auction, and ALL the money is going to charity, which I hope explains why it's going for...$227.50 (Otherwise I'll be eBaying a copy with all the profits going to the "Feeding Matt Dows" Fund...)
"CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS!"
Uh-huh.
Heeeeeere's
So, the copy Dave's talking about was won by Rich for $150 (USD) plus shipping.
Dave faxed me:
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| See. |
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| And here it is. |
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| Ya get this too. |
You can buy THAT for a dollar, until somebody else bids...
Okay, for those of you keeping score, The mis"printed" (mis-stapled really) Amicable Spider-Vark is Batvark: PENIS #-1, The Virgin Batvark: PENIS (no logos of text on the cover) is #0, Batvark: PENIS #1 is #1, The "Censored-For-Grandma" Variant Batvark: XXXXX is #2, and the upcoming second printing of the "Censored-For-Grandma" VariantBatvark: XXXXX is #3. So five versions in all. Here's your chance to get #0 Larry...
"CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS!"
Heard ya the first time...
Don't forget cerebusoverload.com BECAUSE:
It's on like Donkey Kong!!!
"CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS! CER-E-BUS!"
You people are hopeless...
And bid on a slightly used copy of SODAR:
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| Bidding starts at $50 (USD) |
Next Time: Stuff.
8 comments:
I bid on the next lowest auction $50.
Ok, now I realize that somebody else is gonna have the “Virgin”.
There’s more than one “virgin”
Waverly Press (may God bless them for doing stuff well), and others, are attempting to obviate Dave's 43 year (or so) run of being independent.
All of this ... stuff ... seems needless but (I will admit) mildly inexpensive, for the most part.
But, it's not Dave. It's people co-opting Dave.
If it is Dave, it's not the Dave I've known for 20 years.
Dave?
Thank you, Mr. Bahringer.
Co-opting how, Jeff? Dave is doing this in partnership with Waverly Press. Is Dave cashing in on his legacy? Sure. Wouldn't you if you wanted to eat in your old age?
BTW, Todd McFarland has seen the new version of Spawn 10 and gave it a thumbs up. Everyone involved is 100% enthusiastic about the project.
Eric Bahringer, please contact Dave Sim at (519) 576-0610 to work out how you're getting him his money and how he's getting you your stuff.
Manly Matt Dow
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