Monday, 6 February 2023

The Seven Cent Nickel part one.

Hi, Everybody!

23 more sleeps until 
NINJA!

from The Waverly Press Kickstarter launches:

Man, that's coming up pretty quickly. How quickly? There's a pre-launch pageTHAT quickly!

So where in the Mountain of Cerebus and Cerebus-related ephemera do I wanna visit today?
Mount Barstool.

So, before I took this shit-gig (I mean, it's got it's fringe benefits, don't get me wrong. Like THIS happened:
THANKS GER!!!!!!!), I was gonna write an article for Margaret's revived Cerebus the Newsletter about the economy of Estarcion. I was gonna title it "The Seven Cent Nickel", a nod to a bit in Animal Crackers with Groucho Marx:
Captain Spaulding: The nickel is not what it was fifteen years ago. Do you know what this country needs today? A seven-cent nickel. Yes sirree, we’ve been using five-cent nickels in this country since 1492 and that’s pretty near a hundred years daylight saving. Now why not give the seven-cent nickel a chance? If that works out, next year we could have an eight-cent nickel. Think what that would mean. You could go to a news stand, buy a three-cent newspaper and get the same nickel back again. One nickel carefully used would last a family a lifetime!
Which certainly sounds like:


But, I was gonna start at the beginning with Issue #1, and go from there. 

But then Tim quit and I, like a schmuck, took over this place. And my days of freelance Cerebus musings turned into "Say Matt, don't you have a Blog to run?". Which put a serious damper on thinking about Cerebus minutia for fun.

But, feeling Whimsical, I think of revisiting my youth and Estarcion's economy.

Issue one is an action adventure that ends in a pouch of gold.

Issue two is an action adventure with no economic world building.

Issue 3 is an action adventure with the kind of economic world building that little junior accountants get their rocks off to:

No, not the broad in the metal bikini. The "flavour text" at the bottom.

"The Borealan gold mines are said to be failing and the nearly bankrupt government is pressing mercenaries into service on pain of death!"

So, the Estarcion economy is collapsing. This one sentence actually sets the trajectory of the series up until Cerebus kills the economy at the end of Church & State.

How?

Come back on Saturday...
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SPEAKING OF ECONOMIES!!!

If you got the scratch, here's some places with an itch for your wallet:
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If you have not purchased one of these:

You totally should.
Here's how to get yours:
  1. Go to www.paypal.com and PayPal Bill directly at - billmessnerloebs@gmail.com if you don't have PayPal, or PM me (Mike Jones).
  2. The amount is $50 each (we pay postage in the U.S.)
  3. Pay all Paypal fees or use "friends/family" to avoid fees.
  4. IMPORTANT! Include on PayPal, your mailing address.
  5. Sit back and wait for your print....maybe get a frame ready.
  6. First come first serve until all prints are gone. All money goes directly to Bill.
Thanks for your support.
Supplies are limited (I think. I dunno, I'm "Go-and-see-if-they're-interested-in-this-Wise-Fella" not "Let's-plan-the-conquest-of-Estarcion-Wise-Fella"...)
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Cerebus in Hell?
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Oliver's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..."Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video", "AND AN AARDVARK IN A PEAR TREE!!!" 
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Heritage has a bunch of neat original art.
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Up to 35% off site-wide:  
February 8 - 11 
and 
February 22 - 26.
Tell your fans! Remind them that everything will be up to 35% off 
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Next Time: It's Monday, which means tomorrow is the start of JenBenMagsDave, and I get time to work on The Seven Cent Nickel part two... (Not really, I "wing" almost all this shit...)

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