Well, remind me to drop more Joycean gems in the future!
Alas, another abbreviated update this week (life is a bit chaotic for another month, so get used to it), what with my visit to traffic court this morning. Manly was full of sympathy, sending this to me whilst I waited nervously at Manhattan South Traffic Court:
YOUR HONOR! YOUR HONOR! I'D LIKE TO ADDRESS THE COURT!
SHE'S GUILTY! GUILTY I TELLS YA! JUST LOOK AT HER! ANYBODY CAN SEE BY THE LOOK IN HER EYES THAT SHE'S A STONE COLD SCOFFLAW!
SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT! THERE'S NO DENYING IT! SHE DID IT... ON PURPOSE!
JUST LOOK AT HER FACEBOOK! SHE POSTED HER CANNONBALL RUN ON THERE!
I TELLS YA SHE'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY! THROW THE BOOK AT 'ER!
HERE THROW THIS BOOK AT HER TOO (Memoirs of a Geisha? Where the fuck did that come from?!?)! ANYBODY ELSE GOT A BOOK ON 'EM WE CAN THROW?
OF COURSE SHE'S GUILTY! LOOK OUT FRONT! SHE'S DOUBLE PARKED IN FRONT OF THE COURTHOUSE! SHE SPED THE WHOLE WAY HERE! IT WAS LIKE THE BIG CHASE AT THE END OF THE BLUES BROTHERS! SHE CAUSED A TWENTY-SIX CAR PILE UP ON THE BRIDGE! THE NYPD IS GONNA GO BROKE REPLACING ALL THOSE SQUAD CARS!
LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! (Come on everybody, we can't get Mob Justice if you don't form a mob...)
Thankfully, the police officer who pulled me over failed to show up, so all charges were dropped. For the record, I am sorry about all those squad cars that still need replacing!
<ahem> Let's see how the GoFundMe is faring this week!
Just the Facts, Ma'am, aka GFM Tote Board
- *ONE* new page unlocked since last week
- $7,420.00 raised from 125 donations (plus $62.08 outside of GoFundMe).
- 41 new pages released as mocked up by Dave Sim from Jun. 11 to Sep. 25, 2021
- 62 total pages available on Dropbox, including Dave's 2019 mocked-up pages
- Only $185.00 away from unlocking page 63
- If you have not donated >> $5+ donation grants access to all 62 pages and all pages moving forward!
- If you have donated (thanks!!) >> GoFundMe does not have an option for monthly subscriptions. So if you want to donate on a monthly basis, please do so as we are over midway through month #7.
- GoFundMe is a dreadful communication platform -- if you haven't heard back from me, gotten access to the new pages, etc., please email me at jen@typingmonkeys.com
Awkward homophonic seque to...
Just the FAQs, Ma'am
Arthur Graham asks, "Hi Jen! Can you continue sharing more donor rewards?"
To which Jen responds with, "Of course! And thank you so much for asking yet another timely question that wasn't made up all deus ex machina like. Let's check out the cool stuff Ryan H. got for unlocking pages 314 and 315!"
3 comments:
You had me at "We're on a mission from God."
Next Monday's post:
Jen DiGiacomo: Threat or Menace?!?
M. Manly Matt
HA! Who else remembers this from 1983?!? https://s3.amazonaws.com/comicgeeks/comics/covers/large-3645257.jpg
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