Sunday 28 May 2023

"Thing like that'll really hurt a guy, y'know?"

Hi, Everybody!

The latest eBoner is LIVE:

Bidding starts at $49 CAD, Bid Increments are $8 CAD, when you bid you have to compliment Meghan:
It ain't hard, she's pretty easy on the eyes...
Auction ends come Hell or High Water at 3PM (CST) tomorrow.

Winner will be announced in tomorrow's post.
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Then:





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Remember: the Auction ends TOMORROW, and say nice things about Boner's assistant.
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"I dunno, that's a lot of red, ya got anything with...less?"

Indeed we do Imaginary AMOC Reader that lives Rent-Free in my head, over on CerebusDownload.com, you can get a The Last Day Remarqued Edition RIGHT NOW! Just $99 CAD (that's Canadian, Eh, Dollars. Like $72.72 American.)

"Well sure, but what about us guys on the other side of the planet? Like say in...Madagascar?"

Well King Julian, you can get one too, indeed! The Last Day Remarqued Editions are available Internationally! 
Shipping for international is:
International Surface = $35 Canadian dollars - takes 1.5 - 3 months to get
or
International Air = $75 Canadian dollars - takes 1 - 2 months to get
They'll run you 320,968.34 Ariary. Plus either 113,473.65 or 243,157.83 Ariary for shipping. (What the #%&* kind of backwards currency is worth 3,242.10 to ONE Canadian Dollar?)

So, "Move it! Move it!" on over to CerebusDownload.com, and get yours, OR if you find Remarques distracting:
CEREBUS TP VOL 16 THE LAST DAY NEW PTG SGN ED Or if you have enough copies of Dave's signature: CEREBUS TP VOL 16 THE LAST DAY NEW PTG (O/A) These are the new printing WITH the "The Last Day" sticker on the spine to cover up the "Form & Void" F***-UP.

If you'd rather have the misprint, CerebusDownload.com. But then you're gonna have to pony up for the Remarque...

Anyway, if YOU want YOUR copy of the Remastered The Last Day to be personalized (like mine is), you need to pay at CerebusDownload.com, then call (519) 576-0610 and leave a message for Dave explaining that you bought a copy (I'd say what the name that paid is, so Dave can verify with Eddie. Like if you're Murray, but KingJulianIsBEST16@email.com paid, I'd say "Hi Dave! This is but KingJulianIsBEST16@email.com, I paid for a Remarqued The Last Day at CerebusDownload.com, and would like it personalized "To Murray!" please. I've been a fan since you threw poop at Thomas Wolfe at the Met..." (Ya know that the tape DOES run out, right?...) OR, if you have the technology, you could fax your PayPal receipt to (519) 576-0955 to prove to Dave that you paid, and include your personalization request. Or if you know Eddie's email (I do. I know all sorts of stuff. Like the address of the Off White House. And who Queen Anne was. And why that matters. It's all in the AMOC Editor's Book of Secrets...), you could email Eddie with your personalization request, and make HIM tell Dave to write "To Murray!" on your Remarqued The Last Day that you bought from CerebusDownload.com for $99 Canadian Dollars.).
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The TMNT 8 IndieGoGo. Ends SOON!
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Heritage has three pages from Cerebus Jam #1! And Akimbo! And The Lone Vark & Lone Turtle paintings! But not until the second of June. Which is the day AFTER Dave and I record the June Please Hold For Dave Sim. If you got a question, send it in to momentofcerebus@gmail.com and I'll send it up to Dave.
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Hey Matt!
Could you add a link to SDOAR 2023 GFM at the bottom of your posts on AMOC?
Thanks!
Jen
Oh you'll get YOURS DiGiacomo! And your little dog too!
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Oliver's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..."Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".
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Up to 35% off site-wide:  
May 28-29
Tell your fans! Remind them that everything will be up to 35% off 
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Next Time: Queen Anne, Queen. Anne.

8 comments:

Michael R. said...

$49.00. Meghan, you’re beautiful red dress spills all over The Last Day cover.

Birdsong said...

$57. Megan, you coffin dodging oxygen thief, you clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education, but nice rack.

Craig Johnson said...

65 CAD. Meghan you and the Ginger Whinger deserve each other. Well done.

DJI said...

$73...meghan, you are...um...nice...i bet...sorry, Mike, Craig, and Birdie, got mad game compared to me

Mouse Skull Entertainment said...

DJI,

They may got game, but you got a book!

Email your contact info to momentofcerebus@gmail.com, and the cartoon dog will handle the paperwork (he'd get Megs to do it, but she's "on her break"...

Manly

Tony Dunlop said...

OK, so I stopped caring about popular culture decades ago. -so can someone at least tell me whether these photos are pre- or post-Duchess of Sussex? And had anyone ever heard of this woman before she was the Duchess of Sussex?

(No, the Royal Family is not popular culture, at least not here in the colonies.) (God Save the King!)

JLH said...

Tony, these were long before she hooked up with any royalty. She was a 40th string model on a game show (having watched the show, religiously, I couldn't honestly not recall her when told about her years later. Having seen reruns since, she's got the presence of a piece of toast, I can see why I forgot about her as she wasn't on for long and lacked any of the charm most of the regular models had. Yet now you can't mention "Deal or No Deal" without her name coming up immediately as if the show revolved around her.)

Tony Dunlop said...

Ah; sort of a third-rate Vanna White or (for those of you old enough) Carol Merrill.

At least I get the joke now. Thanks!