Saturday 21 December 2019

"On the first day of Christmas my true love got for me..."

Hi, Everybody!

(Here's the part where you forward this to your (non-Cerebus fan) loved ones.)

Hello, loved ones of a Cerebus fan.

It's that time of year where you need to get that adorable weirdo who loves that obscure Canadian comic book a present for Christmas (way to wait until the last minute...)

So, here's a list of things they would LOVE:

First, you could order them The Silver Cerebus, or The Varking Dead (although those won't be out until next year, so you'd have to wrap up the order confirmation.)

Or, if they like the pretty backgrounds, Friend to the Blog, Greg Hyland is running the next volume of The Monster Atlas on Kickstarter. If he gets another six hundred and ninety-one bucks (Canadian, not even REAL money!) it will have Gerhard art! (Everybody loves that!) (The campaign doesn't end for forty-one days, so this is another one where they're getting the Early Bird Package.)

The Vark Wars Shirt:
And for the ladies: The Ladies T-Shirt
And for you Brits:
Vark Wars Yellow Logo Tee T-Shirt
Vark Wars Yellow Logo Tee Sweatshirt
Vark Wars Yellow Logo Tee Long Sleeve T-Shirt
And for you "Furiners":
Vark Wars gelbes Logo-T-Stück T-Shirt
Vark Wars gelbes Logo-T-Stück Sweatshirt
Vark Wars gelbes Logo-T-Stück Langarmshirt
(All these go away at the end of the year, so BUY NOW!!!)

Avalible for ever (so far...):
Germany: Oddly Amazon Deutsche didn't approve of a shirt that says "Approval Is An Authoritarian Construct", so order from the Brits...

Then there's the Graphitti Design Merch:
(Yeah... none of these will make it by Christmas, either I should have done this post a month ago, or you shouldn't have been such a slacker and waited on me...)

Anyway, more stuff you can't get by Wednesday:

"Official" Bootleg Cerebus "Evening Cuppee" coffee mugs.
The "Official" Bootleg Cerebus "Evening Cuppee" Coffee Mugs. Ten bucks apiece. Comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. (I suppose if you e-mail momentofcerebus@gmail.com, I CONCEIVABLY could get them in the mail on Monday and with SUPER EXPENSIVE SHIPPING... they won't show up for Christmas (what do you think this is, a Hallmark Movie?))

SIGNED* copy of Vark Wars! 

*well, Signed by me, Matt Dow (I did write like half of it (including some of Dave's favorite strips...).) Ten bucks American. E-mail momentofcerebus@gmail.com

Also:

Next Time: Oliver, probably...

2 comments:

Birdsong said...
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Damian T. Lloyd, Esq. said...

Indeed, everybody loves Gerhard art!

-- Damian