Hi, Everybody!
I didn't post this, but since it's here, I'ma go with it.
CAPTION THIS AND WIN!!!
Best caption gets a FREE Signed copy of Vark Wars #1. (With a seasonal Iguana and Beer drawing on the backing board.)
(Voting to be done by the Cerebus in Hell? Braintrust.)
Seasons Greetings!
Next Time: Jeez, you mean I gotta entertain you while you stare at your phone and ignore your relatives? Nice Margaret...
11 comments:
"Cerebus wants to know which idiot brought a flammable Christmas tree to hell?"
And you're welcome?
"Joey, don't make your brother drink the water from under the tree. Again."
"A Coloured Tree!? How many times must Cerebus tell all of you that CEREBUS only decorates WHITE Christmas trees!"
Aftergag: Cerebus: keeping things Black and White since 1977.
Anybody from the Urban League, the NAACP or #BlackLivesMatter comes howling for blood here tell 'em a Black Cerebus fan penned the above.
Sorry, an "African American" Cerebus fan, I should write.
"Cerebus wants to know why the mistletoe is under Christmas tree and why those 2 guys are making out." Merry Christmas everyone.
Virgil:(sotto voce to Virgil) If that's what he calls "making out" then I'm Larry Flynt.
Virgil: Don't encourage him.
Francis: I always did enjoy reading PENTHOUSE.
CEREBUS: That was Guccione's rag, DUM-DUM!
Here's another, then I am done.
Francis: "A mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it . ."
Men in middle ground: "But a kiss can be even deadlier IF you . ."
Virgil: "Can we NOT hear that one again?!"
CEREBUS: "HOLD! Hey, you jumped their line! Francis, start over! This is Cerebus' favorite part."
Dante: "I KNEW we should have brought a menorah instead."
Aftergag: Little does Dante know that if he had brought a menorah instead that Cerebus would have demanded everyone recite all the lines from "EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS" VERBATIM. So, he should count his blessings.
Sotrry, typo on penultimate submission for gag caption contest:
Dante:(sotto voce to Virgil) If that's what he calls "making out" then I'm Larry Flynt.
Virgil: Don't encourage him.
Francis: I always did enjoy reading PENTHOUSE.
CEREBUS: That was Guccione's rag, DUM-DUM
Merry Christmas!
“Stop rubbing his nose in it, Cerebus is pretty sure it was Jingles that wizzed under the tree”
Cerebus has told you that's not how the heimlich maneuver is done.
Paul Mckenzie
"Whore of Babylon? STOP staring at their asses! They're obviously having a moment!!!"
Post a Comment