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Hi, Everybody!

Little Orphan Aardvark Secret Society member "Spatula" has started the ball rolling on the Death's Dark Tread auction warchest:

Greetings. I really like your idea of the entire issue being returned to Dave. If everyone who goes in above $2000 would agree to forego taking a page so all 22 pages would go back to the archive that would be amazing.
I can go in for $2078.11. Two thousand for the page level, seventy-eight for the year it came out and eleven cents for my CAN#. Cents? Jeez! Jockeying for a pick position if folks can't all agree to returning the entire issue. If he can't get it all, I certainly want a slice of the pie.

Spatula

Which brings us up to what Iguana?

For the people in the cheap seats, my idea for this was:

So MY idea is everybody who's interested in going in together emails thevarkwars@gmail.com, with how much you are willing to kick in. Title the email "Death's Dark Tread". If you wanna be David and kick in two grand, you get to have a page. (Most money gets first pick. A tie gets broken by a coin toss.) Less than two grand, gets you a Cerebus Archive Portfolio 1.4 (prints of all 22 pages, and the cover recreation.), as long as you kick in eighty bucks. Less than that and you get a remastered #4 comic(? I admit, I didn't think that far ahead...) If less than 22 people kick in 2K apiece, the "un-bought" pages go back to Dave for the Archive. Make sense? Great! Start looking through the couch cushions for change...

 

Mags said $300.

New total $2678.11. (with FOUR people.) I'm not making another cartoon...today.

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Anyway, This. Then this:

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Cerebus in Hell?:
The Uncrucifiable Cerebus Goes To A Gay Bar 

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Form & Void Kickstarter:

Please fill out your surveys so I can get the copy Travis is buying from me.

Also, if you missed out like Al, there's an IndieGoGo.

And if you didn't wanna deal with Kickstarter or the Waverly Press, guess what's in the new previews.

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Sean & Carson have a store with TWO misprinted copies of SDOAR with "Blue Meanie" sketches.

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Oliver's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark is currently available "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi".

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Up to 35% off site-wide:

April 27-30

Tell your fans! Remind them that everything will be up to 35% off -- that means $13 tees, $20 phone cases, $30 hoodies, and way more!

Next Time: Listen, if people don't start kicking in to buy Death's Dark Tread, I'll go FULL Jerry Lewis Telethon on you guys. NOBODY wants that...