One of the cards I'm considering for Series 6 of the CIH? trading cards, available on the next SOCIH? Hardcover Kickstarter, is Batvark's Penis.
After putting together a rough of the card, I'm not sure about it. Here's the rough:
To me, it's a bit more IN YOUR FACE than I thought it would be.
Let me know in the comments if this is a card you want to see on the next campaign!
Next Week: More CIH? Cards!
11 comments:
Benjamin --- I think it would take some balls to print a card like that. ;) I wonder what a variant card would look like.
umm. . .ahh. . .uhh. . ."Marble Genitals". . .umm. Hard pass.
That is hilarious!!! Wouldn't BatVark's thing be kinda corkscrewed tho??
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick, especially since his name is Dave.
Thanks but no thanks on the penis trading card.
This also went over really well when I visited the site in my office on a work computer.
Printing this would definitely be cocky. It would also prick some people's sense of decency...
OK, that's all I got. I'll be back with more stream of consciousness if anything comes up.
I only ever buy the cards, not the SOCIH? volumes. I don't want this card, and if I had to, I would pledge an extra $1 to make sure you don't send it to me.
Thanks for asking first, though!
I would gladly be your coxswain to your Bos’n, Benjamin. Front face that ish and print that mother for the next campaign. I’m in, I mean I will buy that card.
See the two posts immediately before and after this one, and notice the the quality of the blog...sags...in the middle.
I am not offended. I am not a prude. So I must be genuinely repulsed by the thing itself.
Some people will think you're a weenie if you print that. It may cause your popularity to peter out.
Maybe if you printed it on an old Commodore, or even a Wang...
If there were a Hall of Fame for ill-considered Kickstarter premiums, this piece would definitely be a member. In fast, this kind of classical Greco-Roman sculpture has been out of public favor since at least the Johnson administration.
Sorry, folks - it's like popping bubble wrap. I can't stop...
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