Under the gun (Dave's weekly update #487)

Hi, Everybody!

Dave's Weekly Update:

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eBoner Update: picking up where we left off on Monday, I got the scans, so take it away Boner:

(Click for biggers on all these.)

Cerebus #1 Panoramic Remarque:

Cerebus #1 Close-up Panoramic Remarque:

Into The Light Maximum Remarque:

Christon gets "first dibs" at buying:

1. All three for $765 CAD
2. Two for $510 CAD
3. Just one for $255 CAD

And he gets to pick which cover(s) he wants if he picks option 3 or 2. 

AND, if Christon picks 2 or 3, Ian gets the option of buying:

1. One for $205 CAD
2. Two for $410 CAD

And AND, if Ian chooses #1, Spatula gets the option of buying:

1. One for $130 CAD

Obviously, Ian would get his pick of cover(s), and Spatula's just lucky Christon and Ian need rent money...

Christon check your inbox...

And HEY! Did you miss out? Well when the NEXT round of Covers goes "Live" on eBoner, you, yes YOU(!) can get a chance to bid like a Mother#%&*er and land your VERY own Panoramic Remarque. (And maybe Megs will show you what's in her case...)

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"#%&* Matt I don't need no fancy Remarque, just a head shot would satisfy my The Last Day needs..."

Well Imaginary AMOC Reader that lives Rent-Free in my head, have I got the Rigamaroley update for you...

Over on CerebusDownload.com, you can get a The Last Day Remarqued Edition RIGHT NOW! Just $99 CAD (that's Canadian, Eh, Dollars. Like $72.72 American.)

"But Matt, I was mailed to Abu Dhabi by my neighbor's asshole cat in the mid-80s. Can I get one?"

Well Nermal, you can indeed! The Last Day Remarqued Editions are available Internationally! 

Shipping for international is:
International Surface = $35 Canadian dollars - takes 1.5 - 3 months to get
or
International Air = $75 Canadian dollars - takes 1 - 2 months to get

They'll run you 267.06 Dirham. Plus either 94.41 or 202.31 Dirham for shipping. (Lasagna NOT included...)

So, click on over to CerebusDownload.com, and get yours, OR if you find Remarques distracting:

CEREBUS TP VOL 16 THE LAST DAY NEW PTG SGN ED Or if you have enough copies of Dave's signature: CEREBUS TP VOL 16 THE LAST DAY NEW PTG (O/A) These are the new printing WITH the "The Last Day" sticker on the spine to cover up the "Form & Void" F***-UP.

If you'd rather have the misprint, CerebusDownload.com. But then you're gonna have to pony up for the Remarque...

Anyway, if YOU want YOUR copy of the Remastered The Last Day to be personalized (like mine is), you need to pay at CerebusDownload.com, then call (519) 576-0610 and leave a message for Dave explaining that you bought a copy (I'd say what the name that paid is, so Dave can verify with Eddie. Like if you're Odie, but JonArbuckle78@email.com paid, I'd say "Hi Dave! This is JonArbuckle78@email.com, I paid for a Remarqued The Last Day at CerebusDownload.com, and would like it personalized "To Odie!" please. I've been a fan since the cat hit me with a rolled up copy of Flight..." (Ya know that the tape DOES run out, right?...) OR, if you have the technology, you could fax your PayPal receipt to (519) 576-0955 to prove to Dave that you paid, and include your personalization request. Or if you know Eddie's email (I do. I know all sorts of stuff. Like the address of the Off White House. And who actually reads this gag. It's all in the AMOC Editor's Book of Secrets...), you could email Eddie with your personalization request, and make HIM tell Dave to write "To Odie!" on your Remarqued The Last Day that you bought from CerebusDownload.com for $99 Canadian Dollars.

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The TMNT 8 IndieGoGo. Here's a thing:

Let's hope those weren't just 10 sets for Dave and the Archive...

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Heritage has three pages from Cerebus Jam #1! And Akimbo! And The Lone Vark & Lone Turtle paintings! But not until the second of June. Which is the day AFTER Dave and I record the June Please Hold For Dave Sim. If you got a question, send it in to momentofcerebus@gmail.com and I'll send it up to Dave.

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CEREBUS IN HELL?:

New one!

CIH PRESENTS AARDVARKIAN SPLENDOUR ONE SHOT And CIH PRESENTS AARDVARKIAN SPLENDOUR ONE SHOT SGN ED

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Hey Matt!

Could you add a link to SDOAR 2023 GFM at the bottom of your posts on AMOC?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023

Thanks!

Jen

Oh you'll get YOURS DiGiacomo! You'll. Get. Yours!

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Oliver's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".

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The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe

Up to 35% off site-wide:  

May 26-29

Tell your fans! Remind them that everything will be up to 35% off 

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Next Time: While I work, AND work on the SECRET Project Codenamed: "Queen Anne", More High Society pages. Unless Dave faxes something pressing...