Was I supposed to do something? I feel like I was supposed to do something...

Hi, Everybody!

May 13th.

Why does that date ring a bell?

OH SHIT!

I'ma supposed to be an Auctioneer!

This is out of my wheelhouse.

Who can I get to handle this for me?

Somebody who's kind of a schmuck...

And works cheap...

Thanks, Boner!

Anyway, what you can bid on:

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$40 Canadian. Bids are in minimum $5 Canadian increments (you can bid in increments as high as you want. $10CAD, $25CAD, $188CAD, but $5CAD minimum...). Auction starts at Midnight tonight (CST), and runs until Wednesday morning at Midnight plus one minute (12:01AM) (Also CST).

I would appreciate if you could comment your bid AND email momentofcerebus@gmail.com, so I don't lose any bids. 

In case of a tie, I'll contact the bidders and everybody gets a second chance to piss off the other guy.

What'd Dave say? Oh yeah, "Bidding goes up to minimum $100CAD increments in the last five minutes", well, Boner will burn that bridge when he gets to it...

Speaking of Boner, the Runt Dog:

I'd say "Happy bidding!", but we've done this before...

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The Last Day Remarqued Editions are now available Internationally! As I heard it:

Dave says we can open up THE LAST DAY Remarqued editions to international buyers.

The extra shipping for international is:
International Surface = $35 Canadian dollars - takes 1.5 - 3 months to get
or
International Air = $75 Canadian dollars - takes 1 - 2 months to get

So, click on over to CerebusDownload.com, and there are THREE BIG-@$$ Buttons. Pick your poison, pay with the PayPals, and while you're waiting the next couple of months, you can click the button and play the Cerebus in Hell? videogame...

It's pretty neat. Tell your friends.

Anyway, if YOU want YOUR copy of the Remastered The Last Day to be personalized (like mine is), you need to pay at CerebusDownload.com, then call (519) 576-0610 and leave a message for Dave explaining that you bought a copy (I'd say what the name that paid is, so Dave can verify with Eddie. Like if you're Rufus T. Firefly, but CapnSpaulding48@email.com paid, I'd say "Hi Dave! This is CapnSpaulding48@email.com, I paid for a Remarqued The Last Day at CerebusDownload.com, and would like it personalized "To my old friend and bridge partner, Rufus!" please. I've been a fan since we were all in Freedonia" (Ya know that the tape DOES run out, right?...) OR, if you have the technology, you could fax your PayPal receipt to (519) 576-0955 to prove to Dave that you paid, and include your personalization request. Or if you know Eddie's email (I do. I know all sorts of stuff. Like the address of the Off White House. And Sean's college roommate's Delta Tau Chi nickname. And Gerhard's last name. It's all in the AMOC Editor's Book of Secrets...), you could email Eddie with your personalization request, and make HIM tell Dave to write "To Rufus!" on your Remarqued The Last Day that you bought from CerebusDownload.com for $99 Canadian Dollars.

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The TMNT 8 IndieGoGo.

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Heritage has three pages from Cerebus Jam #1! And Akimbo! And The Lone Vark & Lone Turtle paintings!

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CEREBUS IN HELL?:

New one!

CIH PRESENTS WAR IN HELL? & CIH PRESENTS WAR IN HELL? Signed

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Hey Matt!

Could you add a link to SDOAR 2023 GFM at the bottom of your posts on AMOC?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/sdoar-2023

Thanks!

Jen

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Oliver's Cerebus movie: The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical, and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark it's currently available on "Plex", "Xumo", "Vimeo On Demand", "Tubi". If you're in Brazil..., "Mometu", "Nuclear Home Video".

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The AMOC TeePublic Shoppe

Up to 35% off site-wide:  

May 13-14 & 25-29

Tell your fans! Remind them that everything will be up to 35% off 

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Next Time: Stuff. AARDVARK stuff...