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Hi, Everybody!

Oboy, we haven't done this in while, first this.

Then:

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Batvark PENIS! and the "Censored for Grandma" variant: Batvark XXXXX (Hope you ordered some.)
And if you want Signed copies of Vark Wars: Walt's Empire Strikes Back (Signed by Dave, Signed by Dave and me, Signed by me after I scribble out Dave's name, Signed by my kids, Signed by my mailman, Signed by neighbor, however you want...) click for more information.
And AND, in stores now: Attractive Cousins

Next one to order is Vault of Cerebus (not available yet, but soon) .

Of course if you find Cerebus in Hell? to be juvenile and insipid, you can get The Strange Death of Alex Raymond/glamourpuss art as well as a Gerhard sketch from Heritage.

The KICKSTARTER for YOU DON’T KNOW JACK

Next Time: Hobbs tells you all you need to know about the proposed Batvark:PENIS sequel: Jingles: WANG...